Sun Dancer goes to Equestria.
Sun Dancer becomes a pony.
I sat on my couch and ate chips then Celestia appeared in front of me.
"Celestia! Why u here?"
"To send you to Equestria. Sun Dancer."
"But my name is Dancer Sun." But then I was sent into Equestria but I was stopped bc I was human so I played a guitar (which I found floating around duh.) and played it and then I was in Luna's house.
"Thou cool thou alicorn thou dunno how luna speaks." Cadence made me a princess with wings but Cadence fancied me so yeah and Luna and Celestia fancied me so yeah. I then said
"Let's make a band" and so then we were called The 2nd Rainbooms totally not copied from the actual Rainbooms. Cadence was on drums, Celestia on tambourine, Luna on keyboard and Twilight (who fancied me.) on bass and me on guitar. Lyra was singing with Berry Punch and they fancied me to. We defeated the Bad Dudes (with Chrysalis as bass, Discord as drummer, Sombra as guitar player, Sunset shimmer on singing, Starlight glimmer as tambourine, Nightmare moon as keyboard and Flash Sentry as the male backup dancer.). They killed them.
Then I was made the ruler of Sun, Moon, Love and Friendship. Because they all got sick and died. But everypony was okay with that because they all hated the four princesses anyway.
I was the new element of harmony: Epicness.
The fans pointed out epicness isn't a word but Sun Dancer threatened to banish them from the brony fandom if they said it wasn't a word.
"Fattie!" Rainbow Dash yelled so Sun Dancer made her spew out rainbows and made her fart out coconuts. Rainbow Dash eventually exploded but that was okay because no pony liked her. Sun Dancer found out that Dashie had a movie so she changed it to My Little Sun Dancer because everypony loved Sun Dancer.
"Hi Sun Dancer give us our cutie marks!" The cmc said.
"K!" Sun Dancer said. She looked at them and jiggled her face. Then three pictures of Sun Dancer's face appeared.
"Thanks bro!" Scootaloo and the others drove off all gangster in her scooter.
Sun Dancer stood on a rock and said"NARUTO!" She then did a shadowclone jujitsu and millions of Sun Dancers appeared. Then she destroyed pony kind. But that was okay because no pony liked pony kind. Celestia showed up out of the ground and sent her TO THE MOON! for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years.
