The Genie Game

by Blazing Pitch

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Random
Length: 289

Welcome to Middle Age Equestria! A young Celestia and Luna are messing about, when their mother, Edgus, finds them and shouts at them. Whilst Celestia keeps her cool, Luna runs into the Everfree, leading Celestia with her...

Welcome to Middle Age Equestria! A young Celestia and Luna are messing about, when their mother, Edgus, finds them and shouts at them. Whilst Celestia keeps her cool, Luna runs into the Everfree, leading Celestia with her…

The duo come across a magical land full of amazing creatures, and befriend a royal who calls himself 'Discord'. Luna, being the niave pony she is, thinks the Draconacus is a genie, and asks for three wishes. In kindness, Discord decides to play the Genie Game and grants the sisters three wishes between them.

Wish 1: A giant ball-pit with ball-guns
Wish 2: To find their true lovers
Wish 3: Their parents would disappear

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-31 09:04:03 UTC

Wait for me!

'Wooooooohooooooo!'

Tia was a bullet, a speeding cart, blasting rings of cloud in the afternoon sky. She was dashing through, screaming all the while. Her candy floss coloured hair streamed out behind her, leaving a little magic trail behind her in a glittering trail behind her, white coat whipping in the wind.

'Wait for me!' a small filly screamed at the top of her voice. As Tia slowed down, her little sister, Luna, sped up to her. Luna had a dark purple coat with lighter hair, and a black splat on her flank.

'Come on slowcoach!' Tia shouted back, and sped off, but a bit slower, for Luna.

'I'm coming, i'm coming!'

The two raced around all the way to a forest on the outskirts of a small town.

'Come on Luna!'

In a small, tree-covered area, a small lake stood. Muddy it may look, but muddy it isn't. A smaller figure was hip-deep in the liquid, whispering, holding a golden talon in a smoky-black aura. He had a mop of white hair, with two horns sprouting out, and a mismatch body of snake, goat, lion, and more. His tail had a wisp of his white hair on the end, and a set of cream scales running down it.

'Espion, sepias, gumoltos, lumias!' The creature hissed, and the brown liquid started to rise, only to fall back down.

'Espion, Sepias, Gumoltos, LUMIAS!'

Yet again,  the muck rose and fell, to the creature's irritation. With glowing eyes, the creature rose off the ground in a magical bubble and shouted for the third time:

'ESPION, SEPIAS, GUMOLTOS, LUMIAS!'

With that the lake's contents rose, without falling, and swirled in midair, growing into a whirlpool of brown.

'Shoot.'