A Day in the Life of...

"Yay! Muffins!"Derpy cheered, bouncing through vast fields of muffins. If her smile got any wider, they'd probably touch the bottom of her ears. She was in a field of muffins of all sorts, blueberry, chocolate, strawberry, just about every type of muffin conceivable. a single dirt path wound through the seemingly endless muffin field.  Derpy beamed, her heart felt like it was fluttering and she was walking on clouds. As she bounced along the path, she'd scoop up hoof-fulls of muffins and scarf them down in a flash. Derpy was a little surprised to discover that she didn't get full nor sick from scarfing them down. Normally, after a dozen or so she would feel sick to her stomach and be about as mobile as a tortoise. However, this fact only made her smile and binge muffins at a greater pace.

Then, she saw it. Her heart stopped, her eyes widened and sparkled, her smile was probably big enough to cover her face. A little ways down the trail a stage was set up. The stage was mainly white cloth with golden accents, a set of white stairs with gold rails led up to the center of the stage where it stood: atop a marble stand sat an enormous, gilded, banana-nut muffin.

The cross-eyed mare dropped her arm-loads of muffins, all of her mind consumed in awe of this gilded master piece--it also happened to be her favorite flavor of muffin of all time. She slowly ascended the stairs, every step closer to it making her lick her lips and drool even more. Finally, it was within her reach. She extended her hoof to touch it, she wanted nothing more than to eat it; to feel the soft warm texture of it between her teeth, the scrumptious flavor of banana-nuts coating her whole tongue.

Derpy whet her lips and slowly leaned in for the bite of a life-time. Just as she was about to take a bite, the whole field began to shake violently. Derpy struggled to stay on her hooves, a loud and rough voice shouted from above, "Derpy! Hey, Derpy wake up!"

Wha-? Derpy thought as she blacked out.

Derpy slowly opened her eyes, "I'm sorry for trying to eat you Mr.Muffin,"She apologized, half-awake and not taking notice of the fuming mad stallion glaring down at her.

"I tolds ya to wake up,"The stallion declared, his words dripping with frustration and his Manehattan accent, "and for the last time, I'm no Mr.Muffin, ya hear? The name's Quick Ship." Quick finished, calming down a little.

"Mr.--uh?"Derpy began, her sleep hazed mind slowly beginning to start functioning again, "Mr.Quick? Oh no!" Derpy jolted upwards out of surprise. Mr.Quick was in charge of mail shipment of the little post-office where she worked and also was known to have a short-temper for incompetence and the word "short". Derpy was helping load today's mail into the trailer, today was a weird set of things if she recalled correctly: outside of some miscellaneous things, there were some very heavy things like an anvil and a piano...stuff way too heavy for most pegasi to carry, but it wasn't her job to ask questions, just load the trailer. However, one thing was bugging her, that delivery should have taken a couple days at the least and if she only dozed off after hauling those heavy things into the trailer.

"Mr.Quick? How did you back to the warehouse already?"Derpy asked. cocking her head slightly to the side.

Quick stood for a minute in total silence, trying to process this amount of adorable clumsiness that was surprising, even-though it was coming from Derpy. "Look around ya, does this look like a warehouse to you?"He asked as he rubbed his temple with his hoof.

Derpy looked around her, she was in small metal trailer filled with boxes of all sizes. Then, it clicked: she must have fallen asleep after pushing that anvil into the trailer.

Derpy gasped, shooting straight up into the air, apologizing for dozing off as she hit her head on the top of the trailer, causing it to shake. Derpy picked herself off the floor and rubbed her head, "Ow."She stated, wincing as she rubbed the tender lump on her head. All of the delivery ponies were flying outside of the trailer, mouths gaping and eyes wide in terror. Derpy flew out to meet them, "Hey, guys what's going--"She trailed off and her mouth dropped. Her little accident in the trailer had shook it enough to allow some of the objects in the front to fall to the ground below them...on top of a very unlucky somepony; among the little vase that landed on her was an anvil, a piano, and a bail of hay.

Quick turned to her, his teeth were grinding and a vein throbbed on his forehead all he managed to say was, "Tartarus hath no fury."

Somehow, the unicorn mare that got hit by the stuff didn't sue or get seriously hurt. Management did, however, decide to simply demote Derpy to a simple mail-mare instead of firing her. After apologizing to the mare, whom Derpy learned was Princess Celestia's own protege (which cause Derpy to almost faint from worry of possible banishment), they became fast friends began seeing each other regularly due to Derpy's recent career change.