The Clopspiracy

"What do yah mean ya'll let 'em ave sex!? They're fillys for Celestia's sake!" Applejack said.

"If it makes a difference," Rarity coaxed as she looked at Spike.. "Spike-wikey had nothing to do with it."

"Oh really? And where was he during all ah this?"

"I'll have you know he was safely locked inside my closet."

"Well that makes it a whole lot better don't it Rarity?" Applejack said sarcastically. "As fer you Twilight! You should be damn well ashamed of yerself! Watching as three fillies went at it, how could ya do sumthing like that!?"

"Well I suppose I did get a bit carried away..." Twilight said nervously.

"A lil' bit carried away! Mah lil Applebloom has seen and done things cause uh you two! Sweetie Belle ain't mah kid but Ah don't need tah be a genius to figure out she's gunna be bucked up fer tha rest of er life! An' how am I supposd to explain to Rainbow Dash, that her one fan was corrupted at such a young age!? Look at em! They're more ashamed about what they did then you three are!" She said, pointing to the three foals who sat in the corner of the Sweet Apple Acres barn.

"Relax Applejack, they were bound to see it at some point. You're acting as if you've never even partaken in the act." Rarity said.

"Ah sure as heck didn't do it at their age! Or with somepony who I believed I could trust as a friend."

"Ok Applejack, we're sorry. We just wanted to help educate them." Twilight said.

"Yeah! Besides if you want to blame anypony you should blame Princess Cele-mff!" Twilight clasped her hoof over Pinkie Pie's mouth.

"Princess who?" Rarity asked.

"Twilight are you hidin something?" Applejack asked.

"Uh, no..." She answered.

"Yes you are silly!" Pinkie Pie said behind her hooves. "You said for me to not tell anypony that Celestia told us to educate the town about sex and spy on that Sirachi pony and to get you to see her and-"

"Wait wait wait. Princess Celestia only mentioned that we monitor the store and for me to talk to my friends, right?" Twilight asked.

Pinkie Pie giggled. "You mares are so silly. Celestia just tricked you. In fact," She giggled a bit more. "It's probably her best prank yet!" She had gone into full blown laughter now.

"Prank? Are you fucking kidding me!" Applejack said.

"I don't agree with Applejack's language, but she's right! Twilight are you sure you knew nothing about this?" Rarity added.

"Yes I'm sure! Pinkie Pie, are you positive this is what Celestia told you?" Twilight said.

"Yup! 100 percent certified!" She said.

"Girls, we have a Princess to speak with." Twilight said.

"Wait! What about Applebloom?" Applejack asked.

"Uh, should we take them with us?" Twilight asked.

"Considering what Pinkie just told us regarding the true nature of the Princess, do you really want to take that risk?" Rarity pouted.

"Yes!" Pinkie Pie smiled.

"Really?" Twilight sighed.

"What? I'm trying to be funny." She said.

"Ok Twilight," Applejack said as she rolled her eyes. "Where do yah think the Princess would be?"

"We last saw her at the hospital with Rainbow Dash...we should go there first. And fast."

"Do yah think you could teleport us there sugarcube?" Applejack responded.

"I can try." Twilight said.

The purple mare's horn lit up, and the four ponies were whisked away from the barn, and into the hospital.

"So, what do you guys wanna do? Hint hint." Spike said.

"Ah!"

"Rainbow Dash are you alright!?" Twilight asked.

"I was fine until you did your magic shmagic." Rainbow Dash said.

"What happened to the room, it's a mess!" Rarity said. "Oh and you too of course."

"Hah. I'm too busy laughing to hear you." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Nevermind that, where is Princess Celestia?" Twilight said.

She looked around the room, it was a mess just like Rarity said. The bed was almost entirely soaked, and there were still whips on the floor. Every single one of them had a cutie mark; but Twilight didn't know any of the ponies they belonged to. She could care less. She was far too mad; at the Princess, Pinkie Pie, but she was especially mad at herself for causing all of the trouble in the first place.

"You mean Princess Molestia?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Heh hah! That was pretty funny Dashie!" Pinkie Pie said.

"Pinkie Pie I'm not kidding. She molested me." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Oh." She gasped. "We should stop her!"

"Yah don't say?" Applejack dead panned.

This isn't going to be any easier is it... Twilight thought.

"Do you have any idea of where she went?" She said.

"How should I know?" Rainbow Dash replied.

"Well you were the last one to speak with her."

"Well I fell asleep before she left. You should check the castle maybe."

"Sounds like a plan." Twilight said.

After standing for a few moments with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie, she looked at Rainbow Dash; who was starting to doze off.

"Ain't you coming?" Applejack said.

"Nah I've had enough of the Princess for one day."

"I sure haven't!" Pinkie Pie said. Everpony else just stared at her.

"So," Spike said. "Do you guys want to do it again?"

"No way! You cheated!" Scootaloo says. "Nopony can beat me at Uno." She sat down on the barn floor, and started to pout.

"Exactly, I'm a dragon." Spike said with a smirk.

Applebloom rolled her eyes and smiled.

Spike wasn't that bad after all.

"Hello Twilight Sparkle. I see you brought your friends and their delicious flat flanks."

"Shut it Celestia." Twilight said.

"Oh my, somepony is quite mad aren't they." She replied.

"Yes I am. You know why? Because you touched my friend where she didn't want to be touched! And you made me touch other ponies where they didn't want to be touched! And that's no good!" Pinkie Pie said.

"In fact," Twilight added. "That's not even the Princess at all! It's Chrysalis in disguise!" Celestia's head began to glow, and it popped right off, revealing the changeling queen herself.

"Darn. Well if it wasn't for you and your meddling Pinkie Pie, I would have gotten away with molesting everypony too." She said.

"Case closed!" Twilight said, as she and everypony else in the town, jumped for joy.

The End.