The Clopspiracy

by dark ganymede

The Banger

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"Twilight, yer mah friend and all, and always will be, but this is too dang far! Applebloom is startin tah turn harlot, Sweetie Belle goes round the school yard checking out everypony's undercarriage, and Scootaloo nearly raped Rainbow Dash from what Ah heard."

"Yes but Applejack it wad bound to happen eventually. Even my little Sweetie Belle won't stay so sweet forever."

"Yeah but not in one day!" Applejack shouted. "And sure as heck not at tha age either!"

"Ok so Rarity and I shouldn't have done what we did,"

"Buck right."

"But we have more important things to worry about! The Princess needs me to-"

"Twilight I could care less bout what you or anypony else says right now." Applejack coldly replied.

"But A.J, this is super duper duper important! You should really listen to what-"

"Shut it Pinkie Pie! I don' need anything, from any o' yall, any taime! Now get it in yer head and scram!"

Twilight, Rarity and Pinkie Pie, bowed their heads and trotted off. Applejack walked back into the barn, and she sighed.

What have you gotten yourself into this time. Twilight thought. Everypony in town is going to find out about this and the Princess will have your hooves for sure. How am I going to solve this?

"Rarity, I think we should have Twilight teleport us back." Pinkie Pie slyly suggested.

"Pinkie," Rarity whispered. "I think she needs us now more than ever."

"Ok! Twilight send us home!"

The sun was still high, and there was plenty of time for them to walk back to their respective homes, so why ask to be teleported now? No need to be rude though.

"Sure thing." She with uncertainty in her voice. Her horn ignited, and the two ponies de-materialized with a loud crack, and the faint sigh of a certain white mare.

Alone again. Maybe that's just what she needed, some alone time. She had spent so much time running around for and with everypony she didn't have any alone time. She was only halfway to the library, why not go for a walk? It always cleared her mind before she had an exam, should do the same now. When was the last time she went on one anyway?

Focus Twilight. On what? Not focusing? Argh! Alright, relax...just let the legs do their job...

She sighed as she let her thoughts melt away into the world, and she became disconnected from everything around her. All of her senses and perceptions changed as well. The sunlight didn't just feel warm, it felt revitalizing. She felt like a plant absorbing the delightful rays of energy so she could create glucose and respiration and all the other plant like things.

The sun! She had to confront Princess Celestia so she could explain the whole thing to everypony in town. She wouldn't look like a foal (she is a Princess after all) and Twilight would be excused and rewarded for her actions! Applejack would understand, and Twilight would have an excuse to wipe Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo's memory, while Celestia returns Scootaloo to normal. Genius.

I'm coming Princess!

With a burst of magic and the perfect plan in mind Twilight disappeared.

"Princess! I have a problem, and I know how to fix it!" Twilight shouted joyfully.

"I'm aware of that my faithful student." Answered Celestia.

"So you can explain to Applejack that this was a misunderstanding right?"

"Guards, leave us."

The three guards trotted out of the room without displaying any emotion, and shut the door. An ominous feeling started to creep into Twilight's senses.

"As much as I would like to Twilight, you've done exactly as I wanted you to. Applejack will come around on her own, and the 'cutie mark cum dumpsters' will be just fine."

"But Applejack is my friend!"

"Which is exactly why she will realize she was wrong."

"She wasn't wrong, what I did was wrong!"

"If it was so wrong, how did it feel so right Twilight? You don't think I saw your face during all if your 'friendly' encounters?" Celestia began walking to Twilight. "You enjoyed every touch, every caress and every orgasm."

"I...I did..." Twilight stared blankly at Celestia, who was now face to face to the purple mare.

"And you'll enjoy it now too." Celestia kissed her, and their tongues battled for supremacy.

After a few love laden minutes Twilight pulled away.

"No. You're my mentor- I can't do this."

"Twilight, are you aware of how many ponies who would give their hooves to be with me? One does not simply say no to sex with a princess." Celestia said, bewildered and angered by the mare's decision.

"Well I just did. If you won't help fix things then I'll do it on my own." Twilight's horn went ablaze once more. In a few seconds she would be on her way to solve everypony's problems once more.

"Trixie grab her." Celestia ordered.

The infamous unicorn leaped out of the shadows and tackled Twilight to the ground.

"Don't break off her horn, I can disable her magic." Celestia said cooly.

With a flash, Twilight's horn gave off a few bolts of electricity, and then returned to normal.

Why does my horn feel so weird? She disabled it remember? I'm so stupid...

"Did you miss The Great and Powerful Trixie Twilight? Trixie sure missed you." She licked the side of Twilight's face, and teased her nethers with her hoof.

"You can get off her now, we'll have plenty of time for that later." Celestia licked her lips.

Trixie grinned and did as she was told.

"I had Sirachi build her store here. Don't be surprised Twilight part of you knew it all along. But you didn't know why did you?" Celestia waited for an answer but didn't get one. "Your silence speaks for you I see. I got her to build that store because what we need is more sex toys. All of Ponyville's surrounding areas needed it too. And now they have what they need."

"But why? Why make me go through the trouble of talking to my friends and spying? You could have just ordered them!"

"I would watch your tone Twilight Sparkle, do not forget who you're speaking with." Celestia's tone quickly returned to normalcy. "I needed you to be distracted for my real goal. Having sex with you. I planned from the day I saw you as a foal, that we would do it. I made sure all the conditions were right so that it would lead to this day. I sent for Trixie because she shared my lust for your sweet flanks, and because she has been an excellent partner."

"No..." A sudden depression overcame Twilight.

"Don't worry, Trixie will cheer you up. Then that dragon of yours, and finally the Princess."

Twilight kicked the pompous mare with both of her hind legs, and sent her to the ground. She was shocked, how dare she attack her and send her tumbling to the floor?

Trixie wiped her nose and noticed a few droplets of blood had stained her once clean fur.

"Trixie too likes it rough..." She grabbed Twilight's hooves and pulled her to the ground.

She stood over her, and dug her face into Twilight's flanks.

"I hope you'll enjoy this just as much as I am my faithful student..." Celestia smirked, and Twilight moaned.

End of Part One

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