The Clopspiracy

by dark ganymede

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Other, Romance
Length: 13484

Twilight Sparkle talks to her friends about sex.

Credit to Xenonic for an idea used in here. Based on Sirachanothotsauce tumblr. After a "personal needs" store opens up in Ponyville, Princess Celestia asks Twilight Sparkle to confront her friends about sex. Is she just giving some friendly advice or is she unknowingly part of something sinister?

Published 2012-05-12 09:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-28 07:53:41 UTC

The journey begins! (Pinkie Pie’s Chapter)

She said she was going to that new store, might as well check there first. Twilight thought.

As she walked out of the library, she knew she would be experiencing some problems. Twilight was well aware that talking to each of her friends about that topic won't prove to be easy per say. The reproductive process was long, and hard for some ponies to understand. Considering her friends weren't exactly rooted in the teachings of science, it would be even more difficult for her to-

"Are you gonna keep staring at me like that? Or are you just rating me in your mind?"

Twilight was shocked. She hadn't been absorbed in thought for quite sometime.

"Yes sorry. I'm looking for a pink earth pony, poofy hair, eccentric personality, have you seen her?" The thoughtful mare asked.

"Yes. She said she was interested in buying some products so she went back home to get some bits. Are you two marefriends? If so I have a toy that would just work wonders for your relationship."

"No," She blushed at the thought of Pinkie Pie being her partner. "She's just a very good friend of mine."

A relationship with Pinkie Pie? How odd.

"Well if you need anything, or want anything, I'll be here."

"Right, well thank you Sirachi I'll keep that in mind."

As Twilight walked out of the oddly shaped building, she couldn't help but wonder how she managed to enter the store so mechanically, only thinking about how she was going to talk to her friends.

But of course. Her compassion ruled out all of her senses, causing the dreamlike state. Couple that with the stones throw distance of the new building and it was easy for anypony to get that distracted will doing a simple task.

Now where am I going again? Pinkie Pie right.

“Oh hey Twilight! Any news from Princess Celestia?”

Pinkie Pie’s cheery voice greeted Twilight, and the scent of Sugar Cube Corner's treats introduced themselves to Twilight's senses.

“Yes actually. She wanted me to uh, talk to you.” Twilight said sheepishly.

“About what? It’s about the store isn’t it?”

“Well,” Twilight grinned nervously. “It’s about sex.”

“Sex? Well, what do you wanna know about it? I am the expert you know.” Pinkie Pie smiled.

This is going to be harder then I thought.

“No Pinkie. I, the Princess told me to talk to each of my friends about sex and such and to help you avoid corruption. It’s not turning out to be as easy as I thought it would be when I got her letter about it.” Twilight said.

“Ya know Twilight, I’m all ears. Want do you want to do to make sure I’m 100% corruption proof!” Pinkie Pie said with a large grin.

“Ok um, do you know how to be safe? When you have sex and such?”

“Yup! Do you want me to show you?” She asked.

“I don’t think that's necessary Pin-”

Twilight had barely finished her sentence when Pinkie Pie came back with a cucumber on her back, a Trojan in her mouth, and a wooden folding table in her hooves. She tossed the cucumber up in the air, and set up the table, just in time for the cucumber to land on it. It all seemed like a circus act to Twilight.

“Ta da!” Pinkie Pie said, her near hyper extended arms exceeded the length of the dull table.

“That was certainly something I suppose.” Twilight said.

“And for the finishing touch.”

She spat out the condom into her hooves, and gingerly covered the cucumber with it.

“Well, guess you really do know what to do.” Twilight said. She was slightly impressed by the mare’s show of knowledge.

“Whoops, I almost forgot something!”

“What do you me-ah!”

Twilight froze as Pinkie Pie shoved the freshly protected cucumber up her anus. To Twilight, it was quite the surprise; even though it was short lived. With a blast of magic, she propelled the cucumber right at her mischievous friend’s stomach, knocking the pink mare into the table; and into the floor. Celestia help her if the Cakes were around.

"Pinkie Pie what's wrong with you!"

Twilight now stood enraged over the actions of her friend. She was flabbergasted to see Pinkie Pie commit such a lewd act.

"You enjoyed that didn't you Twilight." Pinkie Pie spoke ever so slyly.

"What? No! Not in the least."

She was gradually becoming more baffled then angry; and her self control was starting to sink in.

"Not even a teensy bit?" Pinkie Pie squinted playfully.

"No. Not even a teensy bit." Twilight rolled her eyes.

"Well considering how much you're drooling down there," She pointed a lone hoof at the floor. "It sure seems like you do. The ground is almost as wet as you."

Twilight sighed. "I'll get some towels."

"Twilight, when was the last time you fucked with somepony?"

Twilight reeled her head back.

"What!? I don't know; but what is with you today?" Twilight asked.

"What's with me? What's with you! Your happy hole is probably a sad one right now." Pinkie Pie folded her arms together.

"Happy hole? Are you saying I'm sad because I haven't had sex?"

"Yes! Come, let Kinkie Pie fix that."

She grabbed the cucumber, (which was slightly bruised) and lunged at Twilight.

"Oh no, not this time." Twilight smirked.

With a simple telekinesis spell, Twilight managed to stop Pinkie and her cucumber in midair. Pinkie Pie attempted to struggle against the unicorn's magic, but even the cucumber knew it was futile.

"You want to get kinky? I'll show you kinky!"

Twilight grit her teeth, and rubbed her hooves together menacingly. "Kinkie" Pie's legs spread unwillingly, and exposed her happy hole. The borderline insane mare was in complete control over the situation. Just from her pure will, the still protected cucumber slid inside Pinkie Pie.

"Ohh! That felt pretty good Twilight! Do it faster! Oh and harder too!" Pinkie Pie smiled.

Twilight's eye twitched ever so slightly. How that mare could be so happy all the time was something nopony could solve.

"Alright then." Using her magic, the cucumber completely disappeared inside Pinkie Pie as she let out an almost pig-like squeal.

"Wow! Not even I thought it could go that deep inside me! Nice job Twilight." Pinkie Pie winked toward her friend.

Twilight dropped Pinkie Pie on the ground and sighed.

"I give up. I really, really give up. I try to talk to you and you turn into this!" Twilight said as she pointed to mess of bodily fluids that were started to line the floor; but put quite a shine on the wooden floors of the Cake household.

"Well yeah. You have to have fun sometimes. Even if it gets messy."

Twilight collapsed on the floor, and stared blankly at the ground. After a few moments of silence and smiling, Twilight turned to Pinkie Pie.

"Do you have anything to drink." She grumbled.

"Sure! What do you want?" She said cheerfully.

"I read a book once, about the effects of alcohol on ponies. Apparently vodka is the strongest drink. I'll take a bottle."

"Uhm, okie dokey lokey then. You sure you want to drink?"

Now she asks me first.

"I'm not having it now, I'll drink it later. Do you need help cleaning up?"

"Nope. I'll get you your drink. Mr. and Mrs. Cake won't be here until a few hours anyway. I would like your help taking out that cucumber though." She said with a grin.

At that point, Twilight let out a small laugh as she recalled the past 15 minutes that she had spent over reacting. Pinkie did only mean it as joke, in that odd way she did her jokes. Plus, she did relieve quite a bit of stress on her friend. Maybe she would even do it again sometime.

"Hey Twilight. That mission must have been tough, you look pretty tiresome." Spike said.

"You have no idea." Twilight said.

Her mane was still messy, and if Rarity saw it the poor fashionista would faint on the spot.

As Twilight walked inside and shut the library door she remembered the unopened bottle of vodka in her saddle bag. She was lucky Pinkie Pie happened to have an extra bottle lying around.

"Care to join me for a drink Spike?" Twilight asked.

"Drink of what?"

"Anything." Twilight said.

"Why not. I need a break after defending the library all day long."

Spike walked to the refrigerator, as Twilight gathered two glasses from one of Rarity's china sets.

"Do you want orange juice or apple juice?"

"It's alright, I have my own drink."

Twilight was indeed very lucky that Pinkie Pie had that extra bottle lying around, and even luckier it came in a ten gallon size.

The Mare, The Dragon, and the Wardrobes. (Rarity's Chapter)

As Twilight finally awoke, she gradually began to recall last nights activities. Her pounding headache seemed to remember the night better than her. A few things did immediately stick out in her mind. The letter from the Princess, meeting Sirachi, and a certain cucumber.

I wonder how he's doing. I hope nopony eats him. Wait what? Get a grip Twilight. Remember, you still need to talk to the rest of your friends.

"Ugh. Hey Twilight," Spike groaned. "I'm not feeling too good."

Twilight opened her eyes and realized Spike wasn't the only non good thing.

Her hooves were wet from some drink either she or Spike spilled on the table, and it didn't help that half of her was sprawled out on the same table. Her fur somehow managed to pick up the smell of vomit, even though she couldn't taste anything but a hint of apple juice. She glanced around the room to find the rather large bottle of alcohol, but it was nowhere to he found. Untill she finally slid of the table and onto the ground, spotting the now empty bottle underneath the table, along with a certain dragon inside it.

"Spike," She said. Her throat burned as she spoke. "Did you drink from that?"

"Drink from what?" He said perplexed by her simple question.

"From the bottle you're in."

"Oh this. Well, I think I finished it. It just made me thirstier though." He admitted.

Great. At least I can leave him here and go see Rarity.

"You should get some rest then, I'll see if Zecora has anything." She said nonchalantly.

"Thanks. Say Twilight, what was in that drink anyway?" Spike said as he crawled out of the once filled bottle.

Quick Twilight use your head.

"Oh it was uh, experimental apple juice. Courtesy of Applejack." She smiled nervously.

"Experimental huh? Well if you see her tell her it sucked."

"Spike!"

"Ok ok. It was unpleasant and vile beyond understanding. Is that better?"

"I suppose. Get some rest."

"Alright." He said as he walked up the stairs, and into Twilight's bed.

Let him be. It is his first hangover after all.

Twilight started walking over to her bathroom, and knew she would have to do a superb job of making herself look nice. Otherwise Rarity would take it upon herself, and many hours with it, to make Twilight look nice. She looked at her matted mane in the mirror and shut the door. She would have to go through a lot of trouble to make herself look half decent. Or she could just use magic. This was official business after all. Twilight let out a slight giggle.

And Rarity would be none the wiser.

Purple smoke drifted out of Twilight's horn and she could no longer see her face in the mirror. It didn't stop there however, and the whole bathroom filled with the smoke. She felt her body tingle, and already began to have a clean feeling. The spell stopped, but the mystical smoke was still at work, until it finally dissipated a few moments after. Looking in the mirror Twilight was face to face with a much more beautiful mare then what she saw before.

"Not bad." She said to the mare in the mirror.

She turned away from the beautiful face and opened the door. She was feeling much better now, as the spell had somehow managed to rid her of that painful headache. Unfortunately it didn't rid the house of last night's mess. There were more important things at hoof, far more important then the library's floors. And to her knowledge, none of her books were missing or damaged.

With a smile on her face and a spring in her step, Twilight teleported her saddlebag and herself, over to Rarity's boutique.

After three consecutive knocks on the boutique's doors, Twilight heard her dear friend's voice.

"Just one moment dearie!"

Twilight started to run any and every conversation starter through her head. How are your parents? How is Sweetie Belle? Has Opal done anything interesting lately?

"Twilight how are you? Do come in. I'm just finishing up a dress with Sweetie Belle but once I'm done we can chat." She said.

It was quite obvious that Twilight's friend was particularly busy. When she was greeted at the door she had scissors and some sort of fabric floating right beside her. Not to mention the yards of ribbon and clusters of gems that covered the floor. At least it was Sweetie Belle who was being forced to play dress up instead of her. Hopefully niether Twilight nor Sweetie Belle would have to wait too long.

"Twilight how do you think it looks?" Rarity asked, slightly muffled by two pins she had in her mouth.

"The dress looks great Rarity; you too Sweetie Belle."

Sorry Rarity but right now I could care less about that dress. It is nice, but we have more important things to talk about.

"See sis, I told you it looked good." Sweetie Belle said.

"Hm...I suppose its alright, just needed a second opinion. Well now that the dress is done we can talk Twilight."

There was a few moments silence before Twilight realized Sweetie Belle wasn't planing on leaving the room anytime soon.

"Yeah uh, Rarity do you think we could talk privately?" Twilight said with a slight tone of embarrassment.

"Oh," Rarity's voice sounded much more concerned. "Sure, follow me. Just wait here Sweetie Belle; if you could be so helpful as to clean up this mess?"

"Yeah I'll get started."

The pair of unicorns trotted off to one of Rarity's spacious closets.

"I hope you don't mind Twilight, it's the only private room of the boutique."

"No I don't mind at all." She said as she walked through the door.

Rarity pulled the door shut and faced Twilight. "Has something happened? It's not like you to come by so unexpectedly."

"Yes and no. It's nothing bad, but do you know that new store that opened up recently? Looks like a giant bottle of hot sauce?"

"So it's about that? Don't worry Twilight I know how to protect my sister from places like those."

"Good. The other reason why I came here was to talk to you about something else."

"And what might that something else be?"

Spit it out Twilight. The sooner you do this the sooner you can see the rest of your friends.

"It's about me isn't it?" Rarity said with a smirk.

"Huh?" Twilight was immediately thrown back by her friend's question.

"Do I really need to make it any more obvious? You've come to confess your feelings for me."

"Uh actually Rarity I came by to-"

"Don't lie Twilight, there are lots of colts and mares alike who want to be more than friends. You just happen to be one of them."

Twilight's mind drew a blank. The last thing she expected was for this to happen. She didn't even like Rarity. Sure she thought she was attractive and such but she never, ever thought of her as something more than a friend.

Twilight tried to form a sentence, but everything she sounded like she was speaking into a sponge.

"It's quite alright Twilight I know you're nervous. It's adorable really. Besides, actions speak louder than words after all."

As soon as Twilight heard those poignant words. she knew just what was bound to happen. A small part of her knew it as soon as the two of them walked in the room and shut the door. But there was no turning back now.

As Rarity started closing in on Twilight, the purple mare could smell some sort of fruit flavored perfume. If she wasn't in this situation perhaps she would be able to name it and it's genus.

I should say something to her. Don't. Say the wrong thing and you could really alter your friendship with her. You're better off letting her do what she wants.

Rarity's lips were just millimeters away from Twilight's, and the slight scent of perfume was now a pungent and intoxicating aphrodisiac. Her lips weren't puckered, they were relaxed; but were still full of lust and energy.

There lips finally touched, and Twilight felt at ease.

Just using her body weight, Rarity coaxed her into lying down on the closet's floor. Their lips were still together, and their tongues were still in an embrace. Rarity's more dominant side was starting to show, and she pressed her tongue deeper into Twilight's mouth. It had been quite some time since Rarity tasted another mare, and it was just sweet as she remembered it.

Rarity pulled her lips away and opened her eyes. "Shall we move on?"

Twilight nodded.

"Good. It's been awhile since I've done this so I hope I'm not too rusty." Her white fur didn't do much to hide her blushing cheeks.

She brought herself down to Twilight's crotch and examined what she would be dealing with.

You really do have a nice one Twilight. Perhaps you should put it to more use. Rarity thought. She didn't dare say it however, she knew Twilight was already embarrassed enough.

Twilight was already nice and wet, and Rarity went right to work. With her two front hooves she exposed what looked like the softest, juiciest happy hole in all of Equestria. Rarity's mouth had already began to water.

Rarity's soft lips acted as teeth, and she started gnawing at Twilight's insides.

"Aaahh!" Twilight moaned.

I hope you aren't faking those dear. Rarity thought.

"What was that?" Sweetie Belle said to herself.

Rarity slid her tongue inside Twilight, and the mare let out another moan.

"Probably nothing." Sweetie Belle said.

With another tongue thrust, Rarity placed her hoof on Twilight's clit and began to rub.

"Oh Princess Celestia! Rarity this is so good! Aaahh!" Twilight had finally lost her self control over her body, and was nearing her climax.

Rarity winked at Twilight, and pulled away from the source of her friends juices. She tilted her head, and slid her horn all the way inside of Twilight. Twilight started to clench her friend's horn, and unknowingly provided a deep pleasure for both her and Rarity.

"Ahh, Twilight," She panted. "I didn't think you, would feel this good!"

"Niether, did I, aah!"

Why are Rarity and Twilight shouting? Sweetie Belle thought. Time to Investigate!

"Ohh! Twilight I'm cumming!" She said as she repeatedly thrust her horn into Twilight.

"Aah Rarity!" Twilight squealed as Rarity's horn shot three burst of magic inside her. She countered by nearly crushing her horn with her now vibrating insides.

As Rarity pulled out, a small puff of magic rolled out from Twilight and dissipated into the air. Sue would have to dry of her horn before Sweetie Belle asked any questions.

Even if she did clean her horn, she would still have to answer to a multitude of questions. Sweetie Belle had seen the "climax" of their little rendezvous and was already preparing some questions to ask her friends.

I suppose this wasn't a complete failure. Twilight thought.

"Twilight, would you happen to know any cleaning spells? I can't preform one right now, I'm sure you know why." She said with a smile.

"Yes, phew." Twilight said.

After a much larger cloud of purple mist, the two unicorns looked as if they came from a hooficure.

"Much better." Rarity said as she opened the closet door.

"How long were we in there for? I hope Sweetie Belle isn't worried." Twilight asked, just recalling they had a minor in their midst.

"Not too long don't you worry. See there she is now."

Sweetie Belle was lounged out on the sofa, doing her best to contain her questions until she met with her friends.

"Rarity, can I go play with Scootaloo and Applebloom?"

"I would say yes but you haven't bothered to clean at all Sweetie Belle. Even Opal-wopal knows that. After you help me clean you can see your friends."

"Okay." She answered back.

Maybe she would get her cutie mark for keeping secrets.

"Well Twilight I did quite enjoy our "chat" so if you want to talk again do let me know."

Wait, does she think we're in a relationship now? Twilight thought.

"No strings attached Twilight. For uh," She glanced at Sweetie Belle, who for once wanted to clean. "Our future conversations."

That answers my question I suppose.

"Sure thing Rarity. Bye!" Twilight said.

She waved to her friend, who also waved back, and shut the boutique door on her way out. How she managed to have sex with saddle bags on was beyond her. Things went better then they seemed for both her and Rarity, and just from that one intimate moment she knew Rarity wasn't going to be corrupted.

The sun was was giving off a deep orange glow; it would be nightfall in a few more hours. Spike should be feeling better by now right? With a loud crack, Twilight teleported herself inside the library, even though part of her wanted to go for a scenic walk instead.

"Hey Twilight! I'm feeling much better now. Oh, and Princess Celestia came by earlier and wanted me to give you this."

The library was sparkling clean, perhaps the Princess helped out?

"Thank you Spike." Twilight said as she took what appeared to be another scroll.

Within a few minutes, she read through the letter three times over and still couldn't belive the news.

"Spike, I need you to get some rest right away, we have a long day tomorrow." Twilight said.

"What did the letter say?" He asked.

"We're going to be seeing the Princess tomorrow. All day, a full 24 hours."

"Ok I guess. Just as long we don't have to drink any experimental crap."

"Spike!"

The Letter (Rainbow Dash's Chapter)

Dear Twilight Sparkle and Spike,

I've sent this letter to invite you to the castle tomorrow for an all day event. Do try to receive plenty of rest the night before. Don't say a word about this to anypony else.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia

Twilight had combed over every word in that letter, but still couldn't decipher why the Princess had wanted to see her in the first place. And did she instruct her not to say a word to anypony? There was a lot she didn't mention in that letter, what time was she supposed to visit anyway?

It was rather difficult for Twilight to sleep with so many thoughts and questions scurrying through her mind. But she was unicorn, and her mind drifted off, to where she did not know, and she fell asleep.

"Good night Twilight Sparkle."

Twilight opened her eyes and felt the, cold air around her? She turned her head, and realized she was in the darkness of Everfree forest. There was a slight glow that enabled her to see a few meters in front of her. It was a moon like glow, and it was emanating from none other then Princess Luna herself.

"Don't worry Twilight this won't take too long. I sent you that letter in order to sneak you out here. Don't worry about Spike, he's fast asleep and won't remember the letter. I just came to let you know the sun is always watching." Luna said, her mane flowing in unison with the starry sky above.

With a flash of white light from Luna's horn, Twilight woke up. The whole thing had been a dream. No, it was a message. If what Luna said was true she would need to dispose of that letter; and be carefull of what she did out in the open from now on...

Twilight crept out of bed, and tiphoofed downstairs. She managed to see in the darkness, just barely, but it would be tougher to find the letter. She perked up her ears, and heard nothing but the rythymic sound of Spike's snoring. He wouldn't notice a little illumination spell while he was in dreamland would he?

Twilight channeled her energy, and her horn made a soft white glow. She started to scour the ground for the false flag letter, and after a few minutes of silent.searching she found it. Right on the table where not.to long ago she passed out on. She shook her head at the thought of waking up like that again. Hopefully the "sun" hadn't seen her in that state.

As her thoughts drifted back to that encounter, she wondered, why did Luna meet with her in the first place? Why did she see her for such a short time? Perhaps some sleep would yield answers. After she obliterated that letter of course. With another flash of light, the letter floated up into the air and faded out of existence. She drew her attention away from her horn, and the room returned to it's intensely dark state. Twilight trotted gingerly back up the stairs and slipped into bed.

"I'm serious! She had her horn inside her and everything!" Sweetie Belle pleaded.

"So yer really not lying at all huh." Applebloom said.

"Wow. Rarity and Twilight Sparkle doing that. That's pretty cool." Scootaloo said.

"Cool? Scootaloo we have a crisis on our hooves!" Sweetie Belle said.

"Look, considering they did it alone and nopony got hurt you have nothing to worry about. It's still daytime and should focus on finding our true talents, not spying on our families." Scootaloo replied.

"Yah Sweetie Belle don't sweat it." Applebloom added.

"I guess, well meeting over. Crusaders?"

"Yes ma'am!" Scootaloo and Applebloom said.

"Move out and proceed to acquire cutie marks!" Sweetie Belle commanded.

"Yes ma'am!"

The three foals saluted each other and went their separate ways, exiting their clubhouse one by one.

But there was something different about this departure from the house that Applebloom built. Sweetie Belle had witnessed her first sexual encounter and didn't understand a thing about it. In her eyes sex was a painful experience, although she did recall Twilight saying just how good it was. Maybe it wasn't as bad as it seemed? Maybe it was even worth a try...

As an earth pony, Applebloom had different views about the matter of sex. She had heard her family members use different words or phrases instead of explicitly saying sex; but she knew they were referring to the act. What Applebloom didn't know was what actions followed that word. But now she did. Now she had a general, but still slightly vague, idea about sex. If something goes inside you, it feels good.

For her age, Scootaloo was the expert on sexual activity. She knew to always wear a condom and not to have sex with somepony who had diseases. She knew a lot about sex for a foal, more than some adult ponies even knew. She didn't learn all of this on her own of course, Scootaloo wasn't into research. She learned it all from her biggest idol...

"Hey Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo cried out.

The rainbow maned mare was lying back in a cloud as usual, enjoying the warm rays of the sun without a care in Equestria.

"Yeah I'm hearing you." She said.

"Do you mind if I come over today?"

"Why not. Could use some action today anyway."

Rainbow Dash dived off the cloud head first, and right before she hit the ground, she gave her wings a flap and landed like a butterfly.

"Whoa!" Scootaloo said, easily amused by what Rainbow Dash saw to be nothing but a parlor trick.

"Hop on, I'll fly you to my place."

"Really? We get to do it there?" Scootaloo said with a squee of of glee.

"Somepony's excited. C'mon let's go." Rainbow Dash said with a smile.

Scootaloo hopped on her back and grabbed her neck tightly. Rainbow Dash poised her legs, and flew off. The two of them loved the feeling of flying, but they loved it even more when they did it with each other. The two were very close, and perhaps if poor Scootaloo could manage to fly, they would probably be even closer. The two pegasi reached the Cloudsdale house, and Scootaloo dismounted from her favorite flyer.

"I've gotten much better you know. I can last a lot longer then I used to." Scootaloo bragged.

"Really? We'll have to see about that." Rainbow Dash said with a chuckle.

She flew through her house, and did a few stunts that she couldn't do with a filly on her back.

"Are you done stalling yet?"

"Hey I am not stalling! I just assumed you had your cards out already. But you didn't bring your saddlebag so never mind." Rainbow Dash said as she grabbed a deck of cards from her game room.

She flew back out to the living room, and placed the deck on a lone table. Rainbow Dash shuffled the cards, and gave Scootaloo her respective share.

"Ready to lose?" Scootaloo asked.

"You mean ready to win? Always!"

After quite a few rounds of uno, both pegasi knew it was going to be an extremely close game. Scootaloo was fast at throwing down cards, but surprisingly, Rainbow Dash was quite good at calculating and preparing techniques and strategies. Both of them knew their enemy's weakness well, so why hadn't one of them won already? It was due to a weakness, or feature rather, that they both shared. They each loved a challenge, and dragged out each game as long as possible to make it more difficult for somepony to win.

Unfortunately for the two, a certain cross eyed pegasus had just decided to fly by the house. Normally this wouldn't have been a problem; in fact plenty of pegasi flew by during their game. The problem was the way she flew. Flying upside down creates a draft and sends air blowing in every which way. One gust in particular, had decided to make it's way into the house, and slammed itself right into their playing table. Subsequently, all of the cards fluttered off their rightful place and into the vast reaches of the house.

"Oh no!" Scootaloo said.

"Don't worry kid. I can get them in ten. Seconds. Flat."

Rainbow Dash did as she promised, and snatched all of the airborn cards with her trademark speed. Maybe she would use it as a training exercise sometime.

"Hey Rainbow Dash, ya missed a card." Scootaloo said playfully. She held a wild card in her hooves, and had a smirk on her face.

"Guess I won then. Un-"

Before she could finish her sentence, a rather competitive filly tackled her, and knocked her right on her back. She let out an oof, and Rainbow Dash proceeded to tickle her mercilessly.

"Un what? Un tickle? Alright!" Rainbow Dash said, giving off some laughter herself.

She started to sit on the defenseless filly, who was laughing in stitches and tears.

"Stop it haha!" She cried.

"I will if you stop poking me."

"I'm not- Never mind get off!" The orange filly's tone was much more serious now.

"Not if you say please first!" She said as she tickled the little filly even more vigorously than before.

"Get the fuck off Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo shouted.

Rainbow Dash obliged, and rolled off the disgruntled filly, who was now running to the bathroom.

What's her problem? Rainbow Dash thought.

Damn it! Why did she have to get so close? Scootaloo thought. I fucking hate this thing! She gazed down between her legs, and watched her cock dangle aimlessly. At least I knew where the bathroom was. Just have to wait untill it goes back down I suppose.

Scootaloo wiped a tear from her eye. It was no wonder her parents had abandoned her. Nopony wants a monster as a foal.

She started to weep again, much louder then she normally would. It wasn't because she felt more ashamed of herself, it was because she had let this, slip out in the presence of her idol. She didn't have one of these, how could she ever hope to be as perfect as her?

"Hey," Rainbow Dash said from the other side of the door. "Are you ok? Do you need anything?"

"No! Just...just leave me alone for awhile..."

"Look Scootaloo if there's anything you wan-"

The door burst open and Scootaloo sprung out, eyes wet with memories, and hugged Rainbow Dash tightly, gripping her mane. As Rainbow Dash felt this, this sudden burst of emotion, she too let her memories roll from her eyes, and into the puffy floors below.

The two eventually sat down, and their eyes started to dry. A few moments of silence passed, and Rainbow Dash smiled.

"Nothing like a good cry huh?" She said.

"Right Scootaloo?"

Rainbow Dash looked at the filly, and saw her chest slowly moving up and down. Without hesitation she placed a hoof on her forehead, and kissed her.

"Anypony home?"

Rainbow Dash recognized that voice, it was Twilight Sparkle's. She flew to the door as quietly as possible and greeted her friend.

"I'm good, listen Rainbow Dash, I came here to talk to you about sex."

Wow Twilight. You really aren't holding back anymore. Then again this is Rainbow Dash I'm dealing with.

"Yeah yeah, use condoms don't get stds and such I know Twilight."

"Oh. Alright that was easier then I thought. I'll see you later I guess."

That's odd. I wonder why she wanted me to leave so quickly. Twilight thought as she disappeared in a crack and a puff of smoke.

Rainbow Dash closed the door and walked back inside. Scootaloo was still fast asleep, and she doubted she would be able to move her into a bed without waking her. Using a fresh chunk of cloud from her bed, she covered the Scootaloo, who gripped the blanked even tighter.

Sweet dreams Scootaloo...

Wabbits and Muffins (Fluttershy's Chapter)

"Spike!" Twilight paused.

"Spike!!" She called louder than before.

That's odd...I only spoke with Rainbow Dash for a minute, and he was just here before. Where did he run to?

"Spike!"

Where in Celestia's name did he run too?

Twilight looked around, and saw nothing but ponies, grass, and buildings. Not a single dragon in sight. Perhaps she should use a locator spell?

"Oh Twilight! I'm so glad I found you." Fluttershy said. She was looking just as nervous as Twilight. Maybe she was missing something as well?

"Hey Fluttershy, have you seen Spike anywhere? He was just here and now he's gone." She said worriedly.

"Yes I did. He was helping me find Angel Bunny. He ran off into the Everfree Forest and Spike chased after him. Oh, I'm so scared for him."

"Hey Twilight, Fluttershy, what's all the shouting about?" Rainbow Dash asked as she glided down to the ground.

"Angel and Spike are missing in the Forest!" Fluttershy said. "We need to find them now! If you have time to help that is."

"Sounds like a job for Rainbow Danger Dash! I'll start searching above the forest," She said jumping into the air. "You two look on the ground."

"Sounds like a plan! Let's go Fluttershy!" Twilight said.

"Ok, do you think we should tell Celestia?"

"We should be fine. Now let's move, we don't have all day!"

As the two started to gallop into the forest Rainbow Dash had already searched quite a large portion of the forest from above, but to no avail.

Spike should be able to hear me from here right?

"Hey Spike! If you can hear me breathe some fire or something!" She shouted into the green abyss.

For a brief moment, Rainbow Dash spotted a small flash of green light.

That's him.

"Hold on Spike I'm coming!" She said as she flew high into the sky, and proceeded to dive-bomb Spike's location.

She was rapidly picking up speed, and had her plan of action all thought out. Speed down and bounce out. Or the SDBO. She had been practicing it ever since she started playing around with the effects of her sonic rainbooms. From Rainbow Dash's knowledge, sonic rainbooms could be used to quickly change direction and the said change in direction would lead to even more speed. But if you were to ask Twilight Sparkle, you would get a much more complex explanation on the properties of a rainboom.

The rainbow tinted cone started to form around her, and she began to struggle against the heightened g-forces. Her mane was straightening out, and her face was started to contort inwards. She was nearing the rainboom, she could feel it.

"Rainbow Dash look out!" Derpy shouted.

But it was too late for Rainbow Dash. As she attempted to swerve around the disoriented midair mare, she broke the sound, and light barrier. A.K.A, the sonic rainboom. Derpy Hooves was thrown back by the shock wave, sent tumbling into who knows where. Rainbow Dash tried to turn again to avoid the rapidly approaching ground, but she was too slow. She slammed head first into the ground, and activated the second phase of the sonic rainboom. The sonic rain-nuke.

Within seconds, the entire forest was flattened, burned, and recolored. Fluttershy and Twilight could only watch in awe at the beautiful devastation of trees, before being knocked back by the shock wave of the monstrous blast.

"It's beautiful...wait, Rainbow Dash! Fluttershy I think she crashed!" Twilight gasped.

Fluttershy could only weep in response.

Those poor trees...they never hurt anypony... She thought.

"Fluttershy you are you crying?"

"Yes...Those trees are all gone..."

"Fluttershy, they're just a different color. Now let's go find Rainbow Dash! You should be more concerned about her then some silly trees."

"They are not silly! Do you understand!" Fluttershy stared at Twilight Sparkle, who was starting to quiver in fear.

"Ok."

"Hey I found Angel! And Rainbow Dash too!" Spike shouted as he ran out of the forest with Angel Bunny.

Twilight laughed.

"Oh Spike," She giggled. "I'm so glad you're alright. You have a healthy color too."

"Oh my! They look like mini Rainbow Dashes Twilight!" Fluttershy bent down to Angel's height. "I just want to eat you up! You look so adorable."

Spike sighed and Angel rolled his rainbow colored eyes.

"Shouldn't we be finding Rainbow Dash?" Spike mentioned.

"Right." Twilight said.

"Is she alright?"

"The doctor said she'll recover."

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes, and saw her fellow friends standing before her, along with Derpy Hooves, and Princess Celestia.

"That was quite the stunt out there." Princess Celestia said.

"Yeah! First I felt my Pinkie sense so I knew something was going to happen but I didn't think it would be this big of a something!" Pinkie Pie said ecstatically.

"Neither did I." Rainbow Dash said looking at her bandages. Her wings were covered in some sort of mold, and her arms and legs were wrapped.

"If you're wondering about your bandages, the doctor said that you should be healed in a few days. You won't be able to use your wings for a few weeks though." Twilight said.

"Why not?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Let's just say, not everypony would be to happy see the mare who nearly destroyed a forest, flying through the sky so soon." Princess Celestia said with a smile.

"Oh," Rainbow Dash blushed. "Well that makes sense. I'm awfully sorry about all of this."

"Don't apologize Rainbow! If I hadn't bumped into this wouldn't have happened." Derpy Hooves said proudly.

"Or if that mean bird hadn't stolen Angel's muffin." Fluttershy said.

"So that's why he ran off..." Spike said.

"That's strange, I was looking for that muffin too! We're muffin bunnies Angel!" Derpy Hooves said as she grinned at Angel.

Rainbow Dash smiled. "It's no one's fault it was an accident. Plus I'm fine."

"Well technically, if Rainbow Dash hadn't been flying so fast in the first place she wouldn't have-"

Applejack gave Rarity a shove.

"Ahem." Applejack said.

"We're all very glad you're alright Rainbow Dash." Rarity said with a blush.

"Alright everypony! Visiting hours are over." One of the guard's voices boomed over the P.A system.

"I'll stay here with Rainbow Dash." Celestia said. "You all deserve some rest."

The mane six, Spike, Derpy Hooves, and yes Angel too, said their goodbyes (some more verbally than others) and left the room.

"Thanks for staying with me Princess Celestia, that's really thoughtful of you."

"Oh anytime Rainbow Dash. Anytime."

As Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie walked off into the sunset, Rarity, Applejack and Twilight Sparkle started to talk about their highlights of the day. They talked about everything from clouds to where they were when the explosion happened. As with all conversations, the topic changed spontaneously.

"Hay Rarity, has Sweetie Belle been actin different?" Applejack asked.

"Not that I know of no. Why makes you bring that up?" Rarity questioned.

"Well lately, Ah've been seein Applebloom bein a bit more nosier round tha' house. Not tah mention ah lot more secretive too."

"Really? Hm...Now that you mention it Sweetie Belle has been doing those types of things as well! Do you think it's just one of their schemes again?" She asked.

"Well aht first that was what Ah' thought, but things in tha house ahve gone missin too. And those things ahve nothing to do with cutie mark crusadin that's fer sure."

"If I may Applejack, what kind of things did Applebloom take?" Twilight asked.

"Oh! Well uh," Applejack looked around nervously. "Personal items. For uh, certain needs. Certain, mare and stallion needs."

"Good heavens! Do you know what she's been doing with them?" Rarity asked.

"Well Ah don't even want tah know to be honest wit yah. But it's not good."

"Ah'll probably talk with 'er about it sometime I guess. See ya." She said as she trotted into Sweet Apple Acres.

"Rarity," Twilight said after seeing Applejack was out of sight. "You don't think Sweetie Belle saw us and told her friends about it do you?"

"I was just thinking the same thing dearie. And sadly it might be true."

"Well there is only one thing to do about it." Twilight paused. "Educate and lecture them!"

As Rainbow Dash finally fell asleep, to dreams of the latest Daring Do book, Celestia was still there by her side. Watching, waiting, calculating...Admiring...

The Apples and the Oranges (Applejack's Chapter)

Spike walked down the stairs out of his basket, and saw that Twilight was already awake. What was she doing up so early?

"Good morning Spike." Twilight said.

"Good morning. You're up pretty early, any special occasion?" He asked.

"Nope. Just going to see Rarity and Pinkie Pie."

"Again? How come you keep seeing your friends so often?" Spike questioned.

"Well, uh, we're friends. And good friends see each other as often as possible." Twilight said.

Nice excuse. She thought.

"Okay then, can I come?"

"Oh uh, (what do I say what do I say?)" Twilight stared to blush. "Sure Spike why not."

"Really Twilight?"

"Yeah of course," Twilight laughed nervously. "You're good friends with Rarity after all."

"Great! Can we go now?"

"Sure." Twilight said flatly.

With a flash of purple and a cracking sound the library emptied, and a space just large enough for a unicorn and a dragon was filled.

"Oh Twilight I'm glad you're here." Rarity said.

She looked at Spike as if he had a second tail. "You brought Spike too?" She asked.

"Yes. He wanted to come with me." Twilight sighed.

"I wouldn't miss a chance to hang out with Rarity." Spike said dreamily. But who wouldn't take the opportunity to see one of Equestria's finest mares? Twilight sure had.

"Right, did you find Sweetie Belle?" Twilight asked.

"Yes I did. I already spoke with Pinkie Pie and she's going to help us as well."

"Pinkie Pie! Untie me this instant!" Applejack shouted.

"Sorry, but I can't. C'mon Applebloom." Pinkie said, as she hoisted the hog tied Applebloom onto her back, along with Scootaloo.

"Ah, I think that might be her now." Rarity said.

"Hey everypony!" Pinkie said as she kicked to door open, and dropped the two foals on the floor.

"For Celestia's sake Pinkie Pie!" Rarity said.

"What? You didn't say how to bring them silly." Pinkie Pie said.

"What's all the noise about?" Sweetie Belle asked?

"I missed one!" Pinkie Pie said, as she sprang at her prey.

"No! It's fine. Sweetie Belle, take a seat right here." Rarity said.

"What should I do?" Spike asked.

"Spikey-wikey, I need you to stand in that closet with all the tasty gems. If you manage to avoid eating them, you'll get a reward."

Spike flew in the said closet, and shut the door.

"That was a lot easier than I thought." Twilight said.

"It's all in the charm dearie." Rarity said.

"Why are Applebloom and Scootaloo tied up? What's going on?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Pinkie Pie, untie them please." After watching the pink mare untie them with her mouth, Twilight started her lecture.

"Apparently you all know about sex now so I have to talk with you about it. That way you won't be corrupted and such. Now, raise your hoof if you've seen a penis."

All three raised their hooves.

"Wow. Uhm, ok then." Twilight blushed. "How many of you know what happens when two ponies really like each other?"

None of the foals besides Pinkie Pie raised their hooves.

"Don't be shy." Rarity said.

"Uh, the male pony, puts his thing, inside the female pony, and then they move back and forth until white stuff comes out. The end." Scootaloo said.

"Did anypony else get that?" Twilight asked.

The other two foals muttered yes.

"Now who wants to see two ponies do it!?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Pinkie Pie! Don't think that's taking it a little too far?" Twilight asked.

"I agree! We weren't going to show them anything." Rarity added.

"Well a good lecture always has a proper demonstration. Duh! So, whip it out Scoots!"

"Scootaloo has a penis?" Twilight asked. "I've never seen a hermaphrodite pony before."

"What's a herma-fro-type?" Applebloom asked.

"A hermaphrodite is a pony who is a boy but has girl parts, or a girl that has boy parts, like Scootaloo here."

"Twilight you're embarrassing the poor foal." Rarity said.

"Right, sorry." Twilight said.

"I'll do it. I'll do a demonstration." Scootaloo said.

"What!?" Twilight and Rarity said in unison.

"Yippee!" Pinkie Pie said.

"Maybe I'll get my cutie mark for sex." Scootaloo said.

"Right! Ah forgot about that!" Applebloom said.

"Cutie Mark Cum Dumpsters assemble!" Sweetie Belle said.

"Oh sweet Celestia..." Twilight said, as Rarity passed out and fell to the floor.

"So Rainbow Dash, did you sleep well?" Princess Celestia asked.

"Yes, can you tell me why I don't have any bandages on? And why you have all those whips?" She said nervously.

"Well as I said earlier, you need to pay for the destruction you caused. I already helped you by healing your body, but don't worry, you're going to need bandages rather soon." She said with a vicious smile. The walls were enveloped in latex, and Celestia donned a classical BDSM suit.

"Do you like it?" She asked. "It's the one I've had ever since I was a foal."

"Uh," Rainbow Dash looked around. No way out this time. "It's, nice on your flanks?"

"Ah Rainbow Dash, element of loyalty." Celestia said, as she animated the hospital bed sheets, and had them hold down the blue mare. Her body was being stretched like a starfish. "Now, say you're sorry." Celestia said.

"I'm sorry."

"No you're not." Celestia whipped Rainbow Dash's inner flank.

"Ouch!"

"Less complaining, more apologizing."

"I'm sorry I'm sorry!" She whined.

"That's getting quite irritating. This should help." She said as she tied a bright purple ball gag to her mouth. She whispered in her ear. "It's grape flavored. If that's what you think, you're wrong. It's Twilight flavored."

"Mmmf!"

"Much better, now how about a proper apology..."

She pushed the tip of the whip to the folds of her snatch and smiled. She slid it in, and slowly twirled it in her, releasing muffled moans of pleasure. Who knew something so small could feel so good?

It was starting to get difficult for the Princess to avoid pleasuring herself, but this was punishment; and should be taken seriously. She could wait until she back to the castle.

"Well? I'm waiting for that apology." She said.

"Mmmf mmffmm!"

"Sorry, I didn't catch that." She said as she pushed the whip deeper inside Rainbow Dash. Her saliva had dampened the gag, and it started to trickle down the side of her face. "I hope those aren't tears." Celestia said. "Will this make it better?" She levitated a second whip, no it was a dildo this time, and placed the tip on the blue mare's anus.

She plunged the tip inside her, and she cringed. She never had both of her holes filled quite like that. It was awesome for a lack of a better word. She completely forgot about apologizing, and brought her attention to solely accepting the pleasure. Her weak moans of 'I'm sorry', had evolved into muffled screams of enjoyment.

Celestia could tell Rainbow Dash had a change of heart so to speak. Through her magic, she felt her insides were much more relaxed than before.

Just like everypony else. Celestia thought. They always give in at some point.

"Alright Rainbow Dash I forgive you."

Celestia rubbed the inside of Rainbow Dash's flanks, and forced the whip and dildo as far as possible.

Rainbow Dash let out another muffled scream and spasmed violently, before squirting on the bed sheets.

"Doesn't that feel better?"

Rainbow Dash nodded, and fell back on the sweat filled sheets.

The Curtain Call (Twilight Sparkle's Chapter)

"What do yah mean ya'll let 'em ave sex!? They're fillys for Celestia's sake!" Applejack said.

"If it makes a difference," Rarity coaxed as she looked at Spike.. "Spike-wikey had nothing to do with it."

"Oh really? And where was he during all ah this?"

"I'll have you know he was safely locked inside my closet."

"Well that makes it a whole lot better don't it Rarity?" Applejack said sarcastically. "As fer you Twilight! You should be damn well ashamed of yerself! Watching as three fillies went at it, how could ya do sumthing like that!?"

"Well I suppose I did get a bit carried away..." Twilight said nervously.

"A lil' bit carried away! Mah lil Applebloom has seen and done things cause uh you two! Sweetie Belle ain't mah kid but Ah don't need tah be a genius to figure out she's gunna be bucked up fer tha rest of er life! An' how am I supposd to explain to Rainbow Dash, that her one fan was corrupted at such a young age!? Look at em! They're more ashamed about what they did then you three are!" She said, pointing to the three foals who sat in the corner of the Sweet Apple Acres barn.

"Relax Applejack, they were bound to see it at some point. You're acting as if you've never even partaken in the act." Rarity said.

"Ah sure as heck didn't do it at their age! Or with somepony who I believed I could trust as a friend."

"Ok Applejack, we're sorry. We just wanted to help educate them." Twilight said.

"Yeah! Besides if you want to blame anypony you should blame Princess Cele-mff!" Twilight clasped her hoof over Pinkie Pie's mouth.

"Princess who?" Rarity asked.

"Twilight are you hidin something?" Applejack asked.

"Uh, no..." She answered.

"Yes you are silly!" Pinkie Pie said behind her hooves. "You said for me to not tell anypony that Celestia told us to educate the town about sex and spy on that Sirachi pony and to get you to see her and-"

"Wait wait wait. Princess Celestia only mentioned that we monitor the store and for me to talk to my friends, right?" Twilight asked.

Pinkie Pie giggled. "You mares are so silly. Celestia just tricked you. In fact," She giggled a bit more. "It's probably her best prank yet!" She had gone into full blown laughter now.

"Prank? Are you fucking kidding me!" Applejack said.

"I don't agree with Applejack's language, but she's right! Twilight are you sure you knew nothing about this?" Rarity added.

"Yes I'm sure! Pinkie Pie, are you positive this is what Celestia told you?" Twilight said.

"Yup! 100 percent certified!" She said.

"Girls, we have a Princess to speak with." Twilight said.

"Wait! What about Applebloom?" Applejack asked.

"Uh, should we take them with us?" Twilight asked.

"Considering what Pinkie just told us regarding the true nature of the Princess, do you really want to take that risk?" Rarity pouted.

"Yes!" Pinkie Pie smiled.

"Really?" Twilight sighed.

"What? I'm trying to be funny." She said.

"Ok Twilight," Applejack said as she rolled her eyes. "Where do yah think the Princess would be?"

"We last saw her at the hospital with Rainbow Dash...we should go there first. And fast."

"Do yah think you could teleport us there sugarcube?" Applejack responded.

"I can try." Twilight said.

The purple mare's horn lit up, and the four ponies were whisked away from the barn, and into the hospital.

"So, what do you guys wanna do? Hint hint." Spike said.

"Ah!"

"Rainbow Dash are you alright!?" Twilight asked.

"I was fine until you did your magic shmagic." Rainbow Dash said.

"What happened to the room, it's a mess!" Rarity said. "Oh and you too of course."

"Hah. I'm too busy laughing to hear you." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Nevermind that, where is Princess Celestia?" Twilight said.

She looked around the room, it was a mess just like Rarity said. The bed was almost entirely soaked, and there were still whips on the floor. Every single one of them had a cutie mark; but Twilight didn't know any of the ponies they belonged to. She could care less. She was far too mad; at the Princess, Pinkie Pie, but she was especially mad at herself for causing all of the trouble in the first place.

"You mean Princess Molestia?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Heh hah! That was pretty funny Dashie!" Pinkie Pie said.

"Pinkie Pie I'm not kidding. She molested me." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Oh." She gasped. "We should stop her!"

"Yah don't say?" Applejack dead panned.

This isn't going to be any easier is it... Twilight thought.

"Do you have any idea of where she went?" She said.

"How should I know?" Rainbow Dash replied.

"Well you were the last one to speak with her."

"Well I fell asleep before she left. You should check the castle maybe."

"Sounds like a plan." Twilight said.

After standing for a few moments with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie, she looked at Rainbow Dash; who was starting to doze off.

"Ain't you coming?" Applejack said.

"Nah I've had enough of the Princess for one day."

"I sure haven't!" Pinkie Pie said. Everpony else just stared at her.

"So," Spike said. "Do you guys want to do it again?"

"No way! You cheated!" Scootaloo says. "Nopony can beat me at Uno." She sat down on the barn floor, and started to pout.

"Exactly, I'm a dragon." Spike said with a smirk.

Applebloom rolled her eyes and smiled.

Spike wasn't that bad after all.

"Hello Twilight Sparkle. I see you brought your friends and their delicious flat flanks."

"Shut it Celestia." Twilight said.

"Oh my, somepony is quite mad aren't they." She replied.

"Yes I am. You know why? Because you touched my friend where she didn't want to be touched! And you made me touch other ponies where they didn't want to be touched! And that's no good!" Pinkie Pie said.

"In fact," Twilight added. "That's not even the Princess at all! It's Chrysalis in disguise!" Celestia's head began to glow, and it popped right off, revealing the changeling queen herself.

"Darn. Well if it wasn't for you and your meddling Pinkie Pie, I would have gotten away with molesting everypony too." She said.

"Case closed!" Twilight said, as she and everypony else in the town, jumped for joy.

The End.

The Banger

"Twilight, yer mah friend and all, and always will be, but this is too dang far! Applebloom is startin tah turn harlot, Sweetie Belle goes round the school yard checking out everypony's undercarriage, and Scootaloo nearly raped Rainbow Dash from what Ah heard."

"Yes but Applejack it wad bound to happen eventually. Even my little Sweetie Belle won't stay so sweet forever."

"Yeah but not in one day!" Applejack shouted. "And sure as heck not at tha age either!"

"Ok so Rarity and I shouldn't have done what we did,"

"Buck right."

"But we have more important things to worry about! The Princess needs me to-"

"Twilight I could care less bout what you or anypony else says right now." Applejack coldly replied.

"But A.J, this is super duper duper important! You should really listen to what-"

"Shut it Pinkie Pie! I don' need anything, from any o' yall, any taime! Now get it in yer head and scram!"

Twilight, Rarity and Pinkie Pie, bowed their heads and trotted off. Applejack walked back into the barn, and she sighed.

What have you gotten yourself into this time. Twilight thought. Everypony in town is going to find out about this and the Princess will have your hooves for sure. How am I going to solve this?

"Rarity, I think we should have Twilight teleport us back." Pinkie Pie slyly suggested.

"Pinkie," Rarity whispered. "I think she needs us now more than ever."

"Ok! Twilight send us home!"

The sun was still high, and there was plenty of time for them to walk back to their respective homes, so why ask to be teleported now? No need to be rude though.

"Sure thing." She with uncertainty in her voice. Her horn ignited, and the two ponies de-materialized with a loud crack, and the faint sigh of a certain white mare.

Alone again. Maybe that's just what she needed, some alone time. She had spent so much time running around for and with everypony she didn't have any alone time. She was only halfway to the library, why not go for a walk? It always cleared her mind before she had an exam, should do the same now. When was the last time she went on one anyway?

Focus Twilight. On what? Not focusing? Argh! Alright, relax...just let the legs do their job...

She sighed as she let her thoughts melt away into the world, and she became disconnected from everything around her. All of her senses and perceptions changed as well. The sunlight didn't just feel warm, it felt revitalizing. She felt like a plant absorbing the delightful rays of energy so she could create glucose and respiration and all the other plant like things.

The sun! She had to confront Princess Celestia so she could explain the whole thing to everypony in town. She wouldn't look like a foal (she is a Princess after all) and Twilight would be excused and rewarded for her actions! Applejack would understand, and Twilight would have an excuse to wipe Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo's memory, while Celestia returns Scootaloo to normal. Genius.

I'm coming Princess!

With a burst of magic and the perfect plan in mind Twilight disappeared.

"Princess! I have a problem, and I know how to fix it!" Twilight shouted joyfully.

"I'm aware of that my faithful student." Answered Celestia.

"So you can explain to Applejack that this was a misunderstanding right?"

"Guards, leave us."

The three guards trotted out of the room without displaying any emotion, and shut the door. An ominous feeling started to creep into Twilight's senses.

"As much as I would like to Twilight, you've done exactly as I wanted you to. Applejack will come around on her own, and the 'cutie mark cum dumpsters' will be just fine."

"But Applejack is my friend!"

"Which is exactly why she will realize she was wrong."

"She wasn't wrong, what I did was wrong!"

"If it was so wrong, how did it feel so right Twilight? You don't think I saw your face during all if your 'friendly' encounters?" Celestia began walking to Twilight. "You enjoyed every touch, every caress and every orgasm."

"I...I did..." Twilight stared blankly at Celestia, who was now face to face to the purple mare.

"And you'll enjoy it now too." Celestia kissed her, and their tongues battled for supremacy.

After a few love laden minutes Twilight pulled away.

"No. You're my mentor- I can't do this."

"Twilight, are you aware of how many ponies who would give their hooves to be with me? One does not simply say no to sex with a princess." Celestia said, bewildered and angered by the mare's decision.

"Well I just did. If you won't help fix things then I'll do it on my own." Twilight's horn went ablaze once more. In a few seconds she would be on her way to solve everypony's problems once more.

"Trixie grab her." Celestia ordered.

The infamous unicorn leaped out of the shadows and tackled Twilight to the ground.

"Don't break off her horn, I can disable her magic." Celestia said cooly.

With a flash, Twilight's horn gave off a few bolts of electricity, and then returned to normal.

Why does my horn feel so weird? She disabled it remember? I'm so stupid...

"Did you miss The Great and Powerful Trixie Twilight? Trixie sure missed you." She licked the side of Twilight's face, and teased her nethers with her hoof.

"You can get off her now, we'll have plenty of time for that later." Celestia licked her lips.

Trixie grinned and did as she was told.

"I had Sirachi build her store here. Don't be surprised Twilight part of you knew it all along. But you didn't know why did you?" Celestia waited for an answer but didn't get one. "Your silence speaks for you I see. I got her to build that store because what we need is more sex toys. All of Ponyville's surrounding areas needed it too. And now they have what they need."

"But why? Why make me go through the trouble of talking to my friends and spying? You could have just ordered them!"

"I would watch your tone Twilight Sparkle, do not forget who you're speaking with." Celestia's tone quickly returned to normalcy. "I needed you to be distracted for my real goal. Having sex with you. I planned from the day I saw you as a foal, that we would do it. I made sure all the conditions were right so that it would lead to this day. I sent for Trixie because she shared my lust for your sweet flanks, and because she has been an excellent partner."

"No..." A sudden depression overcame Twilight.

"Don't worry, Trixie will cheer you up. Then that dragon of yours, and finally the Princess."

Twilight kicked the pompous mare with both of her hind legs, and sent her to the ground. She was shocked, how dare she attack her and send her tumbling to the floor?

Trixie wiped her nose and noticed a few droplets of blood had stained her once clean fur.

"Trixie too likes it rough..." She grabbed Twilight's hooves and pulled her to the ground.

She stood over her, and dug her face into Twilight's flanks.

"I hope you'll enjoy this just as much as I am my faithful student..." Celestia smirked, and Twilight moaned.

End of Part One

The Finale

"Trixie has noticed you are quite juicy Twilight, and she believes you may just drown all of Equestria."

Twilight moaned in response.

"Trixie thanks you for the compliment."

She shuddered, and a few drops of her slightly milky fluid rolled out onto the floor.

With both of her hooves, she spread Twilight apart, exposing her pink fleshy insides. She stuck her tongue out and slid it inside the convulsing purple mare, causing her to buckle down on the floor even more so.

All the while the princess was watching with lusty eyes and a wet flank.

"Twilight, Trixie has always...admired your transformation magic. Once you did your moustache trick, number 12 or whatever you called it, she came up with her own numbered trick. Number 63." Trixie's eyes grew wide, as did the princess'.

With a bright flash of blue light, Trixie's flank began to glow, and gradually shifted from a timid organ, to a penetrating force to be reckoned with.

Twilight's eyes were fixated on the massive tool, which had already started to join her in dripping fluids.

"Trixie modeled it after pipsqueak. Big Mac was too small." She approached Twilight and pressed it against her face. "Smell it."

Twilight reluctantly pressed her nostrils against the phallus, and sniffed, it's sexual pheromones entered her body and started to work like an aphrodisiac. She was no longer an unwilling participant in the act, she wanted full control of the situation.

Her eyes widened and she wrapped her lips around it's head. Trixie sighed and Twilight started to slide her tongue into it's shaft.

"Ah, Trixie is glad to see you are so willing." She pressed her hooves into the ground and bent her head. "She did not know your mouth would be this warm."

"I can't wait for my turn." Celestia licked her lips.

Twilight slid closer to the blue mare, and fit her magical cock deeper in her throat.

"Nngh..." Trixie's body tightened, and she gradually started to thrust into her, causing a ring of saliva to coat the base of her phallus. She huffed and began to grind her hips against her snout. "Trixie hopes you don't choke, it would ruin the moment." She tilted her head back and grinned.

Twilight's eyes widened and began to tear. She would choke if Trixie didn't cum soon. With a rather large slurp, she caused Trixie to convulse and ejaculate inside Twilight's once empty mouth. She swallowed the two largest loads and let the last one trickle down her snout. Trixie stepped off and removed her accessory with a quick spell.

"Trixie thanks you for that. She wishes that you would-" The blue mare vanished, and was replaced by a particular baby dragon.

"I hope I didn't interrupt her." Celestia chuckled and nodded towards Spike. "You know what to do Spikey Wikey."

Spike waddled toward Twilight, and she could already feel his lustful gaze.

"Spike! Stop this right now!" Twilight barked at the little dragon, who continued his ominous pace.

"Don't bother Twilight. There are no brakes on this train. He's enchanted; courtesy of your highness. I really can not wait for my turn." Celestia slunk back into her throne and placed a hoof underneath her head.

With his object of endless desire finally within reach, Spike grabbed Twilight's haunches and threw her down to the ground. What else had that enchantment done to him? And why hadn't she defended herself? Was she actually starting to enjoy this?

"Spike want..." He slid his thumb inside her plot hole, and stuffed her remaining hole with his horn like member.

"Aahh..." It was a rather soothing feeling for Twilight compared to her rough encounter with Trixie.

It could be far worse. She could be getting raped by somepony she didn't know. Was it even considered rape anymore? She was just letting Spike do what he and the Princess wanted...

Twilight jolted forward as Spike slapped her flanks.

"Don't think you can escape into your thoughts. You're going to have the full experience of this. Think of me as a teacher, you are already my most faithful student."

Spike's pelvis started rubbing against her in an erratic pattern and manner. It was a bewildering mixture of half hearted thrusts, deep grinds, and quick taps. All the while, Twilight had taken every bit of his loving.

Gradually Spike's motions had become more fluid, in part to Twilight producing more of it. Her body produced a rather noticeable slurping sound each time he pulled out and pushed in; she knew it wouldn't be long before she gave in.

She opened her mouth and did her best to contain her sigh of relief.

"Hmmm. Not yet Twilight."

She tilted her head and saw the baby dragon floating in front of her. Without warning, he sprayed his seed on her face causing her to wince and curse under her breath.

"Oops. I'm sorry for Spike's accident." The Princess grinned and telekinetically laid the now sleeping dragon on the floor. "But I wasn't about to let you cum that easily. Or let somepony else do it."

She grabbed the cum stained mare by her tail and dragged her to the throne. With shake of her neck, the worn mare was laid out on her abuser's lap.

"Why Princess?" Her innocence barely managed to hide the love stains.

"Because I love you." She planted a kiss on her forehead and rubbed it. "Because your pain is my pleasure." She slapped her flanks, leaving a round welt. "Now, how about that glorious cumshot?"Her hoof snaked in between her bruised nethers and examined the damage.

"Aahhn..."

"Shush. No need to say anymore." Her hoof had slithered inside, and continued it's examination.

It was truly quite a sight to see the Princess maneuver in the way that she did. She knew all of the right "buttons" so to speak. Every bump, ridge, node, it felt like every part of her was being stimulated. It was embarrassing to not stimulate her back, even if she hadn't wanted anything to do with her a few moments ago. Celestia how are you so good?

"Practice makes perfect my pupil." With that said, she licked the base of her horn, causing her to let out a scream of pleasure and bodily fluid.

"I had no idea you were such a squirter." She watched as her forehoof was soaked by the purple mare, and wondered what it would smell like later on.

"I...I hate you." Twilight grumbled. She had gotten off the goddess' lap and picked up Spike.

"Don't worry he's back to normal. He won't even remember a thing. It will just be our little secret. Well, just my secret really."

Her disgust for the Princess transformed into puzzlement.

"What?"

"You, your friends, Trixie, nopony but me will know about this." She giggled like a schoolfilly. "I would be banished if anypony knew what I do. Having high level magic really has it's perks..."

"You're sick! You, you're no better than Discord."

"Discord couldn't get away with it, and I've been doing it for centuries." Her horn glowed a bright white and her eyes lost their natural color. "Don't worry, I've done this before."

A shockwave of light spread throughout the land, and Ponyville glowed like a white orb.

"Twilight! Are you okay?" The mare's eyes shot open, and she jumped up with a fright.

"Spike! What happened?" What was she doing in the royal chambers with Spike and the Princess?

"You fell. You should really get some rest Twilight Sparkle. I haven't seen anypony this exhausted before."

"Right. Come on Twi, let's go home." Spike suggested.

Without struggle, she and her assistant left the chambers and the castle. All the while, a certain alicorn was smiling behind the closed doors.

The end.

A Strange Discovery (The store)

Twilight Sparkle felt the stallion's cold hooves on her neck and she shivered. The slight pang from his frigid hooves was already starting to arouse her. Within a few more tender moments, she would be ready for the enjoyable act of love making. But it didn't mean those moments leading up to that act had to be boring. She plunged her tongue into the colt's saliva filled abyss, and started to explore.

It had been a while since she had a dream like that. A dream full of pleasure and desire. Or was it really just a memory? A memory of a simpler time in the studious mare's life?

"Hey Twilight, Pinkie Pie is at the door." Spike said.

Once again, Twilight was pulled away from her private thoughts, and her bed. For the past week Pinkie Pie had been reporting on the new town building at Twilight's request. Spike knew nothing of this espionage, and the pink pony's visits seemed normal to him. He saw nothing more then friendly conversation about the latest town occurrences.

"Open the door for her please." Twilight said.

Spike turned the door handle, and greeted Pinkie Pie with a smile.

"Hiya Spike! Is Twilight home?" she asked.

"Yup, she's just upstairs." In Spike's mind, Pinkie Pie's resemblance to a traveling salespony was impeccable.

"Okie dokie lokey, I'm coming Twilight don't you worry!" She pushed Spike aside and ran inside Twilight's room, being sure to shut the door on the way in.

"Good morning to you too." Twilight said with a puzzled look on her face. Usually Pinkie Pie didn’t barge in like that. Must be big news she thought.

"Silly me. Good morning to you too. Now Twilight we got a situation on our hooves. The Hot Sauce Jar is fully operational!" Pinkie Pie's face bore a grim look.

"Hot Sauce Jar? Is this that building I told you to monitor?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah! That's what the owner calls it anyway. Sirachi was her name I think. She's new here too. Just like the store."

"Just a store? I suppose Princess Celestia had nothing to worry about after all. Worst case scenario is that the store owner is really a changeling." Twilight breathed a sigh of relief. "Might as well send a letter to her now saying crisis averted," she added.

"Hold your hooves Twi. I didn't tell you the contents of the store now did I?" Pinkie Pie said snarkily.

"Well what does she sell then?"

"Personal items."

"Like?" she said, imploring the pink mare to tell her more.

"You know. Personal things? Very personal things?" Pinkie Pie gestured to her crotch.

"For hoof's sake... Did you go inside?"

"Yep, it was filled with hundreds of toys!" Her eyes lit up, and Twilight could tell her friend was very interested in the store and its wares. "Some were big and long, some were small and thin, and-" Twilight cut her off as fast as she could.

"If you don't lower your voice Spike is going to hear us!" Twilight whispered. "I'll send a letter to Princess Celestia and we'll see what she says about all of this."

"Whoops, I almost forgot about him. I'll see you later then," she said blissfully.

A sex store in Equestria, what would Princess Celestia think of all of this? She thought, as she levitated a blank parchment out of her bedside bookshelf. She dropped the paper down onto her sheets, and pulled out a quill from the same spot. Twilight brought the tip of the former feather to her lips, and licked it.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Great news! There is nothing harmful about that new building. It's actually a store from what Pinkie Pie told me. The nature of the store is a bit odd however. It's a "personal needs” store in case you haven't already found out by now. If there is anything left for me to do regarding this then let me know.

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

With a crack, the letter vanished into a cloud of purple dust.

"What was that?" Spike shouted from downstairs.

"Nothing Spiiike!" She yelled back.

I sure hope Princess Celestia doesn't reply through Spike. Explaining sex to a baby dragon is the last thing I want to do. She thought.

With another crack and a puff of golden smoke, another scroll materialized out of thin air.

"I'm just practicing some spells Spike don't worry." She said with a slightly nervous tone.

"Alright. Just keep it down a bit please? Some of us are still tired."

Twilight turned to her window, and indeed it was still very early. The Sun's rays were just barely peaking over Canterlot.

She levitated the freshly teleported parchment up to her face and started to read.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Thank you for fulfilling my wishes by keeping a close eye on that store. Now that we know its purpose, it is time to act. It has been quite some time since anypony has had the nerve to open up a shop of that nature. If I’m right, that store should be filled with ponies within a month. Be very careful about this store Twilight Sparkle. I’ve seen many ponies become corrupted by those sort of things. Do what you can to guide your friends, and yourself, on the right path. I put my faith in you from here on now.

Princess Celestia

Twilight was still in shock as she put the parchment back on her bed. The Princess was entrusting her to guide her friends on the right path. But what is the right path? Sex can’t be a bad thing right?

There is only one way to solve this...through observation and experimentation! She thought. I can’t screw this up. My friends, maybe all of Ponyville is on the line! I should talk with each of them about sex. What they know, want to know, all of it. It may be awkward, but it’s for the Princess!

With her horn aglow, Twilight started to comprise a checklist of her friends names; listed not in alphabetical order, but in order of importance. Pinkie Pie already knew about the store, so she would have to be spoken to first. Followed by Rarity, (whose nosiness occasionally surpasses her generosity), Rainbow Dash, (perhaps I can finally find out what way she swings), Fluttershy, (shouldn’t be too problematic talking to her, she’s probably too shy anyway) and finally Applejack (No problems there).

Time to get started I suppose. Twilight thought. She pulled her saddle bag from out below her bed, and placed the new list inside. With a purple glow the bag floated onto her back, and her bedroom door opened.

“Spike,” She said as she walked down the stairs. “I’m going to be going out on official Royal business. Do you think you can watch the place for a while?”

“No problem Twilight. Hey, is this about that new store in town?”

“Nope not at all. Don’t go there though. Ok?” She warned as she tried to mimick Fluttershy’s infamous stare.

“Alright alright. Just don’t stay out too long.” Spike was already embracing his new found authority.

Twilight smiled as she walked out.

The Jig Is Up! (genocidal brony's chapter)

"What was that." Princess Celestia asked.

"What on earth do you mean?" I replied.

"You know exactly what I'm referring to, that last horrendous chapter of your generally awful story! It was somehow worse than the others."

"I was tired." I replied. "I had to have something written by then and I didn't so I, sped up the process a bit."

"I asked you to write a story about me. Not some fantasy story about what you do under the covers at night."

I looked at my hooves, they still had stains.

"Well you seemed to enjoy it up to the final chapter." I shrugged. I wouldn't be getting out of this mess anytime soon.

"I don't enjoy now."

"Ok, I'll write another one then." I smiled.

"No. I'm tired of your screw ups. You're fired."

My eyes went wide with disbelief. I suppose I was getting out of this...for good.

It's been at least...four weeks since I was fired. I nearly lost my home in Ponyville, and I've become a laughing stock in the town. Even Trixie has more of a reputation than me. It wasn't such a bad thing, losing my job, now I have a new job that pays just fine. I get to help customers, and do tons of other things. Yep, life isn't so bad now that I work at the Hot Sauce Jar. Not bad at all...