DISTASTEFULL

by Chienne1

Rating: teen
Tags: Wonderbolts, Spitfire, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Romance
Length: 2616

Soarin is dreading the arrival of the Wonderbolts new recruit. Not only because he was not notified as to who this new pony is. He also learns they are fighting for his position!

Soarin is dreading the arrival of the Wonderbolts new recruit. Not only because he was not notified as to who this new pony is. He also learns they are fighting for his position! :rainbowlaugh: my first story

This is going to be a tug-a-war.

WARNING: THIS IS MY FIRST STORY, IT'S PRETTY BAD ...

i'd like it if you'd leave some comment making fun of it down below :rainbowkiss:

TRIGGER WARNING: Soarin and Rainbow dash shipping. i don't really ship it anymore, that's why i cancelled it( that and the terrible writing! but just to be on the safe side.

Published 2015-04-03 02:50:05 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-14 16:43:06 UTC

Pain in the arse

Author's Note

feel free to point out any spelling mistakes :twilightsmile: no mean comments please:fluttershysad: this is my first story. any tips would also be much apreciated.

Pain in the arse

Soarin trotted along the pavement of the Wonderbolts training fields, relishing in the small clip-clops his hooves made against the ground. It was an experience he rarely enjoyed. Pavement wasn't very common in cloudsdale, but thats why he loved it so much.

He smiled to himself as he walked into the training base.

Spitfire and Mistyfly were chatting over some coffee . he walkd towards them. Mistyfly however did not seem to thrilled to talk to him and flew off.

Soarin gave Spitfire a warm smile as he approached her.

"Morning Spit."

"Oh, hey..."Spitfire stammered awkwardly.

"how's a going?"

"good ...a-a you?"

"pretty good, but no matter what i do i can't seem to get the mares off me," soarin began to chuckle "So, just wondering, if you were still up for brunch with me and Fire streak?"

" ... yeah,i guess ..."

"Okay."

Spitfire seemed unusually on edge today. She kept rubbing her hooves through her mane, and had a hard time maintaining eye contact.

"Not in a chatting mood?" Soarin joked.

Spitfire looked around awkwardly.

"Guess not." she laughed awkwardly.

Soarin could see he was making her uncomfortable.

"well, later spit."

He headed off to the locker room, where some of his male counter partners were getting changed.

He dreaded walking into a room full of sweaty stallions. The smell made him cringe. It ws beyond him why they didnt wear deorderant. it's not like anypony liked the smell of socks and hairy armpits.

"Hey soarin!" Firestreak Yelled from across the locker room, with his hoof in the air.

"Hey."

firestreak approced soarin with a huge gin on his face.

"You seem unusually happy." soarin deadpanned.

"Well... now that you mention it. I am looking forward to seeing some new flank around here."

" What are you talking about?"

" Spitfire didn't tell you? She's introducing a new recruit today."

"Yeah, I hear she is hot too!" Silverlining added, joining the conversation.

"Well, this is the first I've heard of it." soarin said.

" i hear her wings are HUGE" Silverlinig chuckled. His wings stifened from excitement.

"Oh ... well im pretty sure she just forgot, spits a busy mare." Firestreak said.

"You guys wanna watch the girls change?" Silverlining asked.

"It's probably no big deal any ways." Soarin said reassuring himself.

The two stallions left the locker room leaving silverlining behind. "I'll take that as a no." He grunted exiting the stallions locker room.

Spitfire was monitoring the warm-up session. As the three stallions approached Spitfire, she spun around to face them. The look on her face was annoyed to say the least.

"Where on Celestia's big green earth have you been for the last five minuets?" She asked them, seemingly annoyed.

"Relax Spit, we were just talking!" Soarin said trying to calm her down.

Spitfire took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't relax, neither can you, Soarin. Or any of you for that matter. Today I'm bringing in a new recruit so, The general is up my flank about the way i'm traning you. The new mare here for a position. And if you slack off it could be ...YOUR position, Soarin! "Spitfire confessed.

"What! But WHY me? What did I ever do to you? What's so special about my position?" He whined.

"Not spicifically your position, you bafoon! A position in general. The general been taking notice of your slacking off lately, and contemplating discharging you from the squad."

" So I guess, I better pack my things then..."

"No! Soarin, he's thinking. You can still show him otherwise... But your going to have to do a lot more then show up on time to change his mind. You're also going to have to show him that it should be you who stays, instead of the newb." She said in a very serious tone.

"Now get everypony over here, I have an announcement to make." Spitfire announced.

Silverlining, Firestreak and Soarin gathered the rest of the team for an annocement.

Spitfire started the annocement with her usual boring starter speach, about how important it was everypony to take nessisary saftey measures to ensure safe flight. Soarin couldn't help but zone out. there was so much going through his headright now he just couldn't dedicate his full attention to her saftey speach.

Soarin looked down at his hooves, where there was a slight tear in his uniform, exposing a part of his cornflower blue hoof. his uniform was pretty worn... but at least it was HIS. Every, wear, tear and stain on his uniform were all a souvenirs from some sort of event or elaborant stunt he pulled. They were all of past memories his uniform held, And will hold! No rookie was going to take his place! For he was a wonder bolt he was...

"Soarin!" Soarin yelled.

Everypony turned to face him, including the general.

Spitfire shook her head. "Soarin is there anything you would like to add to lecture on goggle saftey?"

"..." Soarin blused furiously

"Didn't think so... Anyhooves, lets get straight to the point, it appears we have a newb joining us. Please give a warm welcome to Rainbow dash." Spitfire said. Suddenly, a bullet-like object came out of the sky.

"... Stupid newb trying to steal my," soarin stopped mid scentance as a bright flash of rainbow light exploded befor him.
"Wow..."

What hard luck

Soarins jaw dropped in disbelief, his hooves trembling. As a look of realisation crossed his face. His emeraled green eyes, which were usally filled with pride and confidence were now filled with shock, question and uncertianty.
feelings he rarely felt, creept up on him like a thief in the night. As he began to question weather he would be keeping his job.

The Sonic Rainboom, something that had took him years of training as a wonderbolt to master. had now just been performed by the newb, within five seconds of joining the squad.

His thoughts were suddenly clouded as the mare who had prefomed the elaborate stunt walked out of the cloud of debris, caused by her reckless landing.

she shock off a layer of dirt revealing her cyan coat and rainbow mane.

Soarin tried to look away but, but he couldn't.
Her slim, athletic yet sexy figure. the way her magenta eyes sparkeled in the sun light. how suprisingly plump her wings were considering she was an athlete. and Her mane? Uh! Her mane! the way all the colors of the rainbow fell from her flank like a waterfall, was so visually stunning.

almost putting him at a loss of word because she was just so ... well, hot. as much as he hated that word, mainly because silverlinig used it so often, making the word it self seem perverted. He just couldnt find any other word that fit her so good.

"hey! Nice Flank!" A voice called out
"I'd like to take a bite out of that!" Another voice snickered. causing a uproar of laughter.

Rainbow dash raised her snout in discust and snorted. Her magenta eyes seemed to be tooken a back by such a comment, like she wasnt used to that kind of attention.

Spitfire flaped her wings vigorously clearing the cloud of dust and debris. she placed herself beside Rainbowdash, who was still a little shocked by the rude and profound comments that were made.

Spitfire rolled her brilliant orange eyes in annoyment and cleared her throat loudly. For but a few moments there was an awkward silence amongst the wonder bolts team. Spitfire cleared her throat once more, a devious grin froming across her snout.

"Now that youve all had your fun, lets give this mare a proper welcome."

Their was another roar of laughter. They all seemed drunk off thier flanks.

"I was expecting more... maturity from an elite flying crew but i guess i held my expectations a little too high." Rainbow dash mermered.

"Ha! well i don't know what ponies are like in ponyville, but the ones here are no gentle colts." Spitfire chuckled.

"Well, i suppose ponyvile isnt excacly you're destination for fine lads... I just thought that, well you know... You're wonderbolts.' Rainbow dash sighed with slight dissapointment.

" Hey, I was kidding the pegasi here are very well diciplined and well mannered. Althpough we do like to let losse and joke around sometimes. Don't take it too seriously, if you wanna hang out with a bunch of tight arses then talk to Misty fly over there." Spitfire grinned

"Geez, thanks!" Misty fly groaned, giving Spitfire an annoyed look.

Both Dash and Spit chuckled.

"Anyways, practice starts in 30. Go and get aquainted with some of your new co-workers." Spitfire said. Dash walked into the crowd of pegasi. she alredy knew all of thier names, all she needed to do was talk to one.

Dash walked awkwardly into the crowd of wonderbolts. she felt eyes on her. although most were not looking at her in particular but had let thier pupils wonder to other places...

Finally a yellow pegasus came walked up to her.

"hello! Im Surprise." Surprise shouted.

"why are ypu shouti..." Rainbow dash was about to ask.

"you look familiar." suprise said cutting rainbow off.

"well..."

"I think i know somepony, who knows you." Surprise said scratching her head, confused.

"maybe, but please let me tal..."

"oh! do you know a hoof badge? " she said eagerly.

"N..."

"no? well maybe a cloud casset? "

"n.."

"OH! OH! OH! I've got it! Candy Tail!"

"No, but please stop cutt..."

"who could it be? who could it be? hmmm..."

"PLEASE FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE WOULD YOU PLAESE STOP CUTTING ME OFF! geez, youre like pinkie pie only incredibly rud..."

"THATS IT! PINKIE PIE! you know my cousin!"

"wait! What?... pinkie pies has a cousin, named surprise?"

"Yep, Thats me!" surprise beamed taking off her goggles and mask.

"Wow! you and pinkie bare a striking resemblance!

"We do dont we. As fillys we would always play together." surprise said blushing.

The two mares smiled and continued talking.

Soarin who was staring at them from a far like a moron. tried to build up the courage to go and talk to the rainbow maned pegasus he'd been drooling over for the past 20 minuets. But the mere thought of talking to her made his legs tremble. On top of that he didnt even know her name. What was he suppose to say?

Soarin felt a hoofbrush up against his shoulder. he turned around to see fire streak beside him.

"She's really something, hey soar?" He said with a grin

Soarin's face turned red. "A-a-a-a-a-a I guess. I mean, I've seen better." He stuttered trying to muster up some fake confidance.

"yeah, right." Firestreak chuckeled.

" Yeah, I see girls like her all the time."

" Then why don't you stop staring at her flank and go talk to her!"

"Pfft, easy. I was once got flanked for just saying hi."

"Okay, well then kissing her should be no problem. Right? Hot-shot."

"What?"

"You heard me, And since your so smooth, I bet you'd be able to get a smooch before practice begins."

"what thats like in 15 mineuts!"

Soarin began to panick. he could barley talk to her, never mind kiss her.

Soarin slowley put one hoof in front of the other, taking a deep breath. With each step he took forward, he became more and more unstable. He could feel his stomach tied in a knot. "hi, I'm soarin." soain skweaked barley loud enough for anyone to hear.

"SOARIN!" Suprise yelled pulling him into a bone breaking hug.

"uhh, suprise... nice to see you." He whimpered trying to escape her crushing hug.

finally, suprise let go of him. soarin dusted himself off, checking for any broken bones. He looked up to see a pair of magenta eyes looking into his. looking into his. She gave him a warm smile. Soarin blushed smiling back at her.

"So... What's you're name?" Soarin asked

"Oh silly, you know my name, I'm Surprise! Remember I've been on your squad for 3 years?" Surprise giggled.

Soarin rolled his eyes. "I wasn't asking you, Surprise. I already know you're name."

"Oh, yeah."Surprise blushed

"Hi, I'm Rainbow dash, nice to meet you."

Rainbow dash grabbed Soarin's hoof and shock it. Soarin's hoof started to tingle, her touch was gentle yet firm. For some reason this hand shake, turned him on more than spitfires maid outfit. Anyways, that's another story .

"Soarin" Surprise whispered, nudging his shoulder with her hoof.

"What?"

"You're wings are sticking up..."

Soarin looked backed at his wings realizing, they were as straight as a bored. Soarin's face turned red, with embarrassment.

"I-I-It's not what you think, I swear." Soarin panicked. He tried to tuck his wings in, but they didn't budge.

Rainbow dash put her hoof over her mouth trying to contain her laughter.

"No, no, it's fine." Rainbow dash chuckled.

Soarin, looked around in shock. It was 2 minuets intill practice started and he still hadn't kissed her! And by the looks of it Thats wasn't going to Be happening anytime soon. Not to mention this was super embarrassing, especially in front of a beautiful mare.
Soarin took a deep breath. "It's now or never." He thought to himself.

Soarin leaned over and kissed her. And to his suprise she kissed him back.

"YASS" he thought. Although for some reason sparin didn't feel as good as he thought he would.

After a few seconds He pulled back. But when he opened his eyes it wasn't rainbow dash in front of him but, Surprise!

"OH SHIT."

Author's Note

Like before please point out any spelling mistakes

Awkward

Author's Note

WARNING: i wrote this some time ago. and it's pretty terrible. so I published the last unfinished chapter because i just felt like it :trollestia:. i never finished it and it's so bad i dont think i will but if you've gotten this far then kudos to you, because the writing is terrible. :twilightsheepish: and i'm a little embarrassed of it so ... FLUTTER-DASH FOREVA!

IDEK :facehoof:

Awkward

"Alright, guys I want 200 laps! Pronto!" Spite fire yelled

'Thank celestia!'

smiled awkwardly. He bolted off. Making sure to finish as fast as he could, so he wouldn't have to engage in awkwad conversation with either of the mares.

The warm up usally took 10 minuets, but Soarin completed it in 8 minuets. This way he avoided awkward conversation and proved to the general he was not a slacker.

The general, whos eyes not laid off him since practice started, exsamined his body languge. Soarin who was not sure what to do with himself, began to scratch his arm... vigurously. His hoof went from a cornflower blue to a irritated red. it was not any better when surprise, who just had to finish her morning routine a few secondes after him, plopped down beside him.

He tried to stand still, but found himself figiting nervously. He tried to act normal but found himself, forgetting the normal way to breath.

"woah! come down thier soar. the generals watching you!" surprise whispered.

"Thanks that makes me feel a whole lot better..." soarin groaned sarcastically.

There was suddenly an awkward silence between the two ponies.

rainbow dash came flying in a few seconds later, but she was not alone silverlinnig was thier too . More specifically BESIDE her.

Rainbow dash was laughing, probably at somthing he had said.