I walked out of the greenhouse my legs ached, my body ached, my mind was racked and tired. I made it five steps onto Daisy's lawn before I keeled over and hit the grass.

I laid there, letting the damp grass soothe my battered body. I let out a deep sigh and closed my eyes. "Ow...."

A soft plodding came from beyond my head. "Vince, what happened?" Daisy walked out and sat before me. "What happened to Roseluck?"

I looked up at her and sighed. "Oh...you know, stuff." I flung my arms out and tried to rid my body of the heat it'd absorbed. "She's back in the greenhouse, back to pony, sleeping." I scratched my head. "I had to throw a bucket of soapy water on her...finally did it."

Daisy laughed softly. "Are you gonna be okay?"

I looked up at her, my mouth held open. "Um...yeah, probably. My ass hurts pretty bad, and I can't feel my dick, but probably." I laid my cheek against the grass. "Rose is fine too...probably should get her out of there and put her in an actual bath...something cold."

Daisy slowly stopped laughing. "Wait, so what happened?"

I lifted my hand into the air rather limply. "Um...I had a tail up my ass...so that was new." I rubbed my face. "She did this thing where she tucked it between her legs...kinda-- no...no, super creepy." I laid down again. "Do you really want to know? I mean honestly, how long were we gone?"

Daisy huffed. "Like, two and a half weeks."

I scratched my face, my beard was patchy and rough. "Oh...." I looked around. "Did you take the mail in?"

Author's Note

So, like Vince asked. "Do you really want to know?"

Should I end this, or explain all the jacked up shit that went on?