Insanity is but a setback.

chapter 4: Oh... Hello.

I felt as though I was run over by a truck carrying bricks, gold and the great pyramid of Giza. "...Fuck. Where are my keys? I can't be that far from ho- never mind." I said as i looked around and saw trees, trees, trees and guess what... Shrubs. "What the hell, wait. WHAT THE HELL!?! I live miles away from a forest, where am I? Oh no, where's Johnny?" At this point I was hyperventilating, fearing for myself and for my best friend. And had just noticed my voice. "What. The. Fuck. I sound like sniper. Oh, I'm just sleeping. Fuck I was scared. Lets go find out where I am. Oh, actually... I have an awp. Wait, this is the awp the salesman gave me. Oh my god.

It was then I Heard... hooves? "OK Twilight Sparkle, we shall search you wait for our arrival at the library." The oddly sexy voice said, I just imagined a twenty year old girl but why she was speaking olde timey like I had no idea. Still a sexy voice, though.

"Ok princess Luna, see you then." Another voice replied... not as sexy as voice number one.

I still thought this was a dream so I charged into the clearing and found a blue horse, not just a blue horse a blue, winged, unicorn woth a gravity defying mane. "Oh... Hello." Was the only thing that left my mouth and for some reason I lifted up the SMG, unusually slow at that. At this her horn started glowing and she pointed it at me. "Augh! Please don't kill me!" I said covering my head with my hands and crouching down.

"Hmm, you seem a lot more tame than your friend over at the library." She said. Wait, I thought that a horse had a sexy voice. Motherfucker!

"What do you mean my friend? I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't know anyone from here especially if they're a horse like yourself. The only friend i'm looking for is John." I said pretty confused.

She looked at me with a glare and said. "So you are this Jack your friend has been talking about."

"You know Johnny? Thank fuck I have been looking for the mental bastard for ages now." At saying that she looked at me with disguist.

"Augh. You still have the same vocabulary mainly consisting of swear words" she said making me genuinely happy, this is John they are talking about. Maybe I can talk t- "So for not only knowing him but being friend with him, I place you under arrest."

"You what? The hell is with this? Your justice system sucks!" I was surrounded by a blue glow and popped out of existence, only to pop back 1 second later in a library. I could here someone that sounded like Gideon shouting at a texan woman. "Augh. What is happening?... Well?... Just fucking tell me! Umm. I was cosplaying as sniper now I am the sniper.  John was cosplaying as gideon.

John POV

"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TO EVERYTHING THAT IS EVIL AND UNHOLY YOU ORANGE, FUCKING BITCH!!!" I screamed at orange. I know her name is applejack but apparently oranges bring back bad memories so I started calling her orange.

"WELL BUCK YOU TOO, I WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS!" She shouted back

"WELL JUST BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS DANGEROUS DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO KICK ME IN THE BOLLOCKS!" I screamed at her, really who kicks someone in the bollocks because they THOUGHT something.

I heard what I thought was an Australian accent upstairs, specifically the snipers. "Hey, you hear that?"

"WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHNNY?!?" I heard upstairs then the sound of a door being kicked in, the basement door. "Hey, Johnny you down here?" The voice asked

"Yeah. My name is John, but who are you?" I asked the Australian.

"You know how you were transformed into gideon?" I nodded. "It's me, Jack."

"Fucking hell." I said. "You met blue yet?" I asked hoping he knew who I meant.

"Blue? Oh, you mean princess Luna? The horse?" Jack said

"We are ponies dagnabbit, get it right ya fools." Orange said

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ORANGE, I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT FOR A FUCKING LIFETIME SO PISS OFF!" I oh so calmly said. To which jack punched me in the back of the head. "HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"

"For being a twat, now apologize to her." Jack commanded.

"But she kicked me in the nads." I said hoping to get him on my side.

"And from what Luna told me, you punched her in the face. Apologize. Now!" He yet again commanded

"Augh! Fine. Sorry for shouting at you." I said begrudgingly

"See, wasn't so hard. Was it?" He said to me

"Yeah. Yeah it w-" I was cut off by an pop of yellow and there stood tallest horse in all her fatass glory. Not that that ass wasn't bad it actually looked quite ni- AAAAGH! WHY AM I THINKING THIS?!? She shot Jack in the back of the head and he fell down. "YOU FAT BITCH! WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM?!?" Then. I was shot in the eye, burning it very, VERY painfully. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YOUR SISTER CAN'T DO TORTURE AND YOU TORTURE ME FOR NO REASON! YOU FUCKING BITCH! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US TECH? KNOWLEDGE? WHAT?" I blacked out from pain shortly after.