One-shot One Chance
March 31
Pinkie looked at her perfect cake, a towering master piece. Nopony would suspect a thing. After all, It was her normal April fools party tomorrow. Zecora said to use a very small dose per layer, Pinkie knew too much would just ruin any of the fun. Pinkie laughed at her prank. Their was one piece of the cake that had a tiny dose of poison joke.
"Oh this is going to be the very best-est April fools Prank ever" She giggled about her next prank."Hmm, what else should I do ? I think this one very big prank will be more then enough" She was very careful about keeping the cake safe. Putting it in a safe , inside a bigger safe, in a vault and in the basement of sugercube corner.
"Oh I hope they don't over react to it, the anti-dote is in the in cupboard , I made lots of doses in case I have extra ponies over"
Pinkie Pie started working on invitations. She had lots of work to still do.
April 1
"Oh yay! Its April First! Time to invite my Friends over and have lots of fun "
She bounced over to Twilights Liabary and put the invation in her mailbox , She gave one to Derpy on her way to Apple Jack. Then she went to Fluttershy to give her the invite. Next to rarity's then Rainbow Dash's house, that one is tricky because it's in the sky. It was no match for pinkie.
April 1- Party Time
Twilight walked to pinkie's house along with Spike. Fluttershy was already there along with Rainbowdash and Rarity. They quickly moved to the house.
"Twilight, were going to late, you know how Pinkie is when were late" Spike informed Twilight.
"Yes Spike, I know." Twilight responded.
They saw Derpy make her way in and tip over a bowl of punch as they walked in.
"I just didn't see it Pinkie , I'm sorry. " Looking at pinkie with her crossed eyes.
"Oh Derpy it's fine. Oh Twilight, You made it. Please have some cake" presenting them with a slice of the huge five layer cake.
Twilight did't notice it at first after eating the cake. Something was off, Why wouldn't Rainbow Dash eat any cake along with pinkie.She went to go ask her why.
"Rainbow Dash. Perhaps I'm being I'm being rash. Something is out of place, so far out that it may be in outer-space."
Rainbow Dash only laughed for a moment.
"Pinkie, look who got that slice. Bwhahahah"
"Whatever do you mean ? This is so obscene . This will surely interfere with my routine.Spike! Hand me the Mic! Gah, I can't stop rapping. Now I wont be napping."
"Whoa Twilly, you got some nice rapping skills. Maybe we should call you MC TWILY ?"Pinkie told Twilight.
Spike did as he was told and gave her the mic for karaoke, but Twilight wouldn't be singing karaoke today.
"Spike ? Why did you give me the mic ? Now I'll spit a flow. How far will this go? Now I'm like Zecora. Oh great so much paranoia."
"Because you asked for it" Giggling a bit from Pinkie's prank.
"This is quite frank. I'm on this crank. Shipping out rhymes. Like some foal hymens."
Pinkie turned . " I can make it stop, just ask"
"Oh please, this is getting old like cheese. My vocal cords are getting wobbly like my knees"
Pinkie was going to get the anti-dote but derpy got it for her ... she dropped the whole case.
"Oh no Twilly, I'm sorry." Derpy apologized.
"Oh Zecora can fix it don't worry"
"I'll be on my way. I'm leaving before any of you say nay."
Twilight raced out the door and to Zecoara's hut.
"Get out they way. Quit moving like your holding a tray"
The blue Pegasus dived out the way and rubbed his blue mane
"Watch it lady!" he yelled at the speeding Twilight.
"No time to lose. You are moving like you have to snooze"
Zecora was picking up wild flowers when Twilight ran up to her.
"Ahh Twilight , what a lovely pony I see in my sight"
"Zecora there is not a moment to lose. Quickly I feel like I'm in a noose."
"It is rude to mock. It appears I'd rahter talk to my sock."
"I am not mocking , so quit your gawking. Pinkie had a slice of party cake that had poison joke. Can't you hear my croaks ?"
Zecora laughed.
"Come along , but sing me a song"
"Alright, but at least give me some foresight. I need to know what kinda song. That you desire so long."
"It would seem you have mastered the flow. Now give it a go."
"I'll spit a flow, I can walk and talk. So before you say I'm not worth my chalk. I have more then ten times my weight in gold in all this celery stalk. So before you chomp like a crock. I'll dive and multiply like a Hydra. So I'll hide ya. Now on to the next move, crack the safe. Move onto the next till your face is in the news in tomorrows papers. So quit being fakers. I'll flow like a salt-shaker."
"Very good, I'll prepare some food"
"Sounds divine, like this ladder I must climb. To the top so I can stop. Seems like all I do is chop. Lyrics that is. So before I rock , I must drop this flow."
"How dose stew sound ? It is a nice brew I have gathered herbs from the ground."
"Radioactive like I glow , What's up with my style ? Do I have to get a profile ? Am I in denial ?"
" I do not know Twilight. Perhaps I could shed some light ?"
Zecora finished brewing her stew and placed the bowls on the table.
"Stable, and like a fable. I'm stuck like a fairy tale. Help me , this joke has gone stale."
"Do not fret, nor regret. Just drink and it will wash down the sink"
Twilight quickly downed the stew.
"Has my desired effect taken work ? Gah , still talking and selling rhymes like a store clerk."
"Just give it time, Then these word "crimes" . Will cease there ways .
Twilight was tired of this simple joke, Tired of feeling like a bloke she didn't dare speak until this curse retired.
"Finally its over , Thank you so much Zecora for your help."
"Any time my dear. I am quite sincere."
THE END
Author's Note
My first one shot and my second story, Enjoy.
