Luna's night seemed extra gorgeous somehow. The stars twinkled brightly above them, and the moon was big, full and beautiful. The warm summer night was kissed with a sweet breeze of wild flowers, and a chorus of crickets played softly like a serenade. Really it had all been perfect. The perfect way to end a perfect date. Twilight gave a warm sigh, and gently rested her head against Trixie's shoulder as the two walked along the moonlit path through the forest.
"This was wonderful, Trixie. Thank you. " Twilight squeaked softly, while Trixie's lips twisted into a proud smile.
"Indeed, there is no other way a date with the great and powerful Trixie could go." She grinned, flashing Twilight a dazzling wink, before suddenly wrapping her arms around the purple pony and pulling her into a loving kiss. "Mmmmph, c'mere you." She cooed.
Twilight gasped quietly, but quickly found her voice stolen by a fierce, suckling kiss to her lips. Trixie was smooth, she had to give it to her. Trixie was playing her like an instrument, and she was loving it. The blue mare let her lips linger for a few moments, before she pulled free, only to assault Twilight's neck with more of the same. This elected a quiet moan from the girl and a shiver rippled through her.
"Haa...T-Trixie, maybe...um, maybe we should um, wait till we get back to the library to- Yeeeeep!" Twilight squealed. Trixie had gone from kissing her neck to nibbling and tugging lightly on her ears. A surefire way to get the filly in the mood, Trixie knew every button to press and just when to press them. Curse that delicious mage...
"T-Trixie wait a moment, we're...we're in public..."Twilight whimpered softly, cheeks starting to flush pink at the attentions Trixie gave her openly. It was true, they were technically in public, but in a dark forest with only the stars to shine light on their activities.
"Well...Trixie supposes she can find a spot that's more secluded....follow. " Trixie whispered warmly, and dipped off the forest's trail with a flicker of her tail.
"W-Wait, Trixie! Where are you going?!" Twilight called out, quickly stumbling forward to follow her mare friend into the deep dark woods. After a few more minutes of following Trixie's trail, Twilight found the cobalt witch peering quietly into a shimmering pond. It was beautiful- the water still and silent with the reflection of the moon shining down into the sky. A gentle bed of moss rested just below Trixie, and she pat at it softly with a gentle grin. Swallowing, Twilight trotted over and sat down, where Trixie immediately began kissing her again.
"OH...Haaaa....T-Trixie...that's...that's very nice..." Twilight whimpered. Trixie offered a cozy little smile and snuggled up close.
"Twilight...Trixie needs to tell you something...something important. Do you know exactly how Trixie feels about you? It is hard to put into words, but...Trixie would like to try. Saying something like the 'L word' would diminish the moment, here in this place, in this time. It's used so frequent in books, in media, that it's lost all it's meaning. There are other ways for a showmare, like Trixie, to properly express the depths of which you touch her soul. " Trixie whispered softly, nuzzling Twilight's neck as she Spoke. Twilight, for the most part, and helplessly melting against Trixie's loving caresses and gentle words. For the nerdy little bookworm, this was the most romantic moment of her entire life.
"Trixie knows...sometimes we fight. Sometimes we say things we don't mean. Sometimes, we argue and scream and yell, and for all those times, Trixie would like you to know, that she is sorry. You see, Twilight...you make Trixie feel...it...it's hard to say...I...I suppose what I'm trying to say to you...is...I..." Trixie bit at her lower lip, hesitating as Twilight perked her ears, eyes lidded as she listened to the most heartfelt thing Trixie had ever said to her. Well, the most heartfelt thing anypony had ever said to her...
"Twilight...Twilight...I..."
"Yes...Trixie? Y-Yes...?"
"Well...I....Want to tell you....all...about how, my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air! In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!"
"................wut." Twilight squeaked. Trixie grinned widely, and kissed the pony on her nose.
"Awww, you look a little steamed up in more ways then one. Let Trixie help. " She cooed- pushing Twilight with a telekinetic shove into the shimmering pond below.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SERIOUSLY?! YOU SERIOUSLY DIDN'T EXPECT A THING WHEN TRIXIE SAID OUR DATE WAS ON THE FIRST OF APRIL?! YOU ACTUALLY TRUSTED ME?! DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST LET TRIXIE DO THAT TO YOU?! PRICELESS! THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!" Trixie squealed, throwing herself onto her back and kicking her legs into the air.
Something exploded out of the water- a giant purple flaming demon of a pony, with glowing white eyes and Super Sayian hair. It pointed a single glowing hoof in Trixie's direction and snarled."M'I GNIOG OT DNE UOY!!!"
"YEEEK!" Trixie squealed, as a fireball tore through the air, nearly roasting her to ashes. She was up on her hooves faster than you could say "Great and powerful", racing through the woods as fireball after fireball, followed in her wake.
"GEEZ! Someponies just can't take a joke!"
Author's Note
Why Fresh Prince? Because the Rick Roll is quite passe, darlings. 
Oh, the flak I'm going to catch for this one.....
