Spike's Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Game

by ZuTheSkunk

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 830

You are Spike, and you just woke up. What are you going to do? You decide.

A bright new day shines upon Ponyville, and you find yourself waking up in your basket inside Twilight's library. You stretch a little bit and then look around, eager to start the day. Something makes you have this strange feeling that this day will be different than the others.

You are Spike, a baby dragon. What are you going to do today?

The choice is yours.

(Set shortly after the events of the Season 3 pilot. Does NOT involve Twilicorn, Rainbow Power or Twilight's crystal castle.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-01 19:58:49 UTC

Outcome #1

It takes some superhum-- superpon-- I mean, superdragon effort to get out of the warmth and coziness of your basket, but finally, you manage to stand proudly on your feet.

Now what?

1. Walk downstairs.

2. Jump out of the window.

3. Do nothing.

Outcome #3

You leave the busy unicorn inside and walk out onto the sunny streets of Ponyville. You can see various ponies going on about their business and generally being happy. Nothing unusual going on.

Now what?

1. Go to Rarity.

2. Go to Pinkie Pie.

3. Go to Applejack.

4. Go to Fluttershy.

5. Go to Rainbow Dash.

6. Turn around and say "Uh, Twilight? There's Princess Celestia standing at the door."

7. Do nothing.

Outcome #4

Predictably, you decide to head towards Carousel Boutique. The home of the most beautiful creature in the world, the most talented designer in Equestria, the mare of your dreams.

Rarity.

The mere sound of this short, but elegant name causes butterflies to pop up inside your stomach, your vision become blurry, and all your thoughts be replaced with the godlike visage of her immaculate features. Those beautiful eyes the colour of the sky... that gorgeous curly mane the shade of the (Equestrian) night... that incredible, round flank adorned with those juicy, tasty gems... Ohhh, Rarity...

You stop for a moment to cough up those butterflies that appeared in your stomach. You take a moment to watch them fly away. Coincidentally, they are white, with purple wings and with Rarity's cutie mark visible on them.

You shake your head and resume walking towards your destination.

Soon, you stand in front of the Boutique. As elegant and inviting as always. You can almost hear it saying to you in an alluring voice: "Come in here, Spike... you know you want it..."

What do you do?

1. Come inside the building.

2. Run away!

3. Do nothing.

Outcome #5

You walk up to the door. Like a true gentledragon you are, you wipe your feet on the doormat and knock on the door instead of just walking in as it was a barn or something. You then put your arms behind your back and wait.

"Please come in!", you hear from the inside. You could recognize this voice anywhere: it belong to your beloved snow white mistress, who just now gave the permission to enter her little paradise in this cruel, heartless world.

What will you do?

1. Enter.

2. Run away!

3. Do nothing.

Start

The gentle sound of birds singing. The warmness of the early sun's light. The coziness of the blanket that covers your body. The softness of the pillow you rest your head on. And the fleeting image of a certain white unicorn...

Consciousness slowly comes back to you as you realize that you were sleeping, and whatever wonders your dream might have offered were not real. Failing to grab onto any details of it, you slowly open your eyes, squinting them for a short while before finally sitting up and rubbing them to complete your trip back from the land of sleepyheads.

You then take a moment to look around. The Golden Oaks library. The home of yours truly (a small scaly dragon) and Twilight Sparkle (the resident purple bookworm, a unicorn of unimaginable power, the protege of Princess Celestia, et cetera et cetera). Just the same as it always was - simple, wooden and made out of a tree. And somehow fireproof, considering that you breathe fire and yet it's still standing.

Anyway, it's a brand new day. A day to do something worthwhile with it. Maybe help out Twilight in her chores downstairs, maybe visit Rarity, maybe frolic in the park, or maybe just remain in your basket and resume sleeping like a lazy bum.

What are you going to do?

1. Get up.

2. Just go back to sleep.

3. Yell "Twilight!" at the top of your lungs.

4. Do nothing.

Outcome #2

You make your way downstairs towards the ground floor of the library. You can see Twilight sitting next to a big pile of books and reading one of them.

"Hi, Spike", she says without even turning her head, continuing the process of devouring the book with her eyesight. This thought makes you consider the concept of toothed eyeballs, before shaking your head. "Sorry, I'm little busy today. I just received all those books from Princess Celestia and I need to read them all to help her in a very important task. I must not be distracted, so I guess you have a day off."

Wow! Twilight just gave you her permission to go out and not bother yourself with any boring library tasks!

What are you going to do about it?!

1. Say "Thanks, Twilight! See you later then" and leave.

2. "Are you absolutely sure you don't need help with anything?"

3. "Twilight, your hair is on fire."

4. Do nothing.