Attack Of The Flying Penises

by MegatronsPen

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Twilight Sparkle was a logical pony that often looked upon mysteries and conundrums from a cool and collected standpoint; breaking down the problem so that she could come to a swift and proper conclusion within a pleasantly short timeframe.

Nothing irked her more than attempting to solve a problem that took up way too much time within her already fully booked timetable. More so since becoming a Princess. Royal duties were abound and there was almost no time in the day to fit it all in; it was no wonder she had yet to suffer another mental breakdown with all that pressure constantly building up around her.

She was not alone, mind you, in her endeavours. Twilight Sparkle had learnt from her past mistakes, so, with the help of her friends, she managed to get by… just about

Although she loved Pinkie Pie, the mare was not exactly great for the more delicate and precise of Twilight’s responsibilities. She could not fault her friend’s best attempts, however, even if they did sometimes end up in a rather hilarious consequence that caused far more work than what was originally intended.

Despite all the mishaps that tend to happen, she was eternally thankful for all of their help and would not have it anyway other way.

Twilight Sparkle loved her friends dearly, even their faults.

Naturally, when something unexpected occurs that was outside the norm that was beyond her friend’s capabilities, Twilight Sparkle often opted to get the issue over and done with as quickly as possible as to not interfere with the flow of her day.

Or, at the very least, to reschedule it to be dealt with at a later time.

But this?

This was just unfathomable.

Disastrous, even!

This was definitely going to throw a spanner in the works.

Rainbow Dash practically erupted into her library with the most panicked expression Twilight had ever seen upon her friend’s face and from what she could understand from Rainbow Dash’s frantic explanation, a terrified scream came from the location of Fluttershy’s cottage, to which Rainbow Dash was adamant that it most assuredly belonged to the shy mare herself.

Rainbow Dash’s preliminary sweep of the outside of the property discovered little to no evidence of the mare in question, however, upon attempting to gain entrance of the cottage to investigate further, Rainbow Dash had found herself completely unable.

It was locked up tight.

Every door was locked and every window was bolted tight.

Peculiarly, even the chimney was blocked.

It was as if Fluttershy was trying to keep somepony or something from gaining entry.

Twilight Sparkle had galloped to Fluttershy’s cottage with much haste, after telling Rainbow Dash to round up the rest of the girls and to meet her there.

Arriving first on the scene, Twilight Sparkle surveyed the area immediately, using her magic to detect any magical foul play a hoof around the vicinity, but quickly found nothing out of the ordinary.

Strange...” Twilight whispered, noting that all was eerily quiet as she approached the front door. “Where are all the animals?”

Lifting a hoof, Twilight Sparkle knocked against the door very roughly, raising her voice so that her voice carried quite far.

Fluttershy! It’s me, Twilight Sparkle! Is something the matter? Rainbow Dash heard you screaming and when she came to see if you were okay, she couldn’t get inside!”

Everything remained quiet.

Unnerved by the lack of a response, Twilight Sparkle charged up her horn, ready to teleport straight into Fluttershy’s cottage when all of a sudden a thud animated from the other side of the door, followed by a whispering, exasperated voice.

“N-no… d-don’t come in… d-don’t open the door…”

“Fluttershy?” Concerned for her friend, Twilight placed her ear against the door to better hear her friends voice. “What happened? Are you okay?”

“Y-yes, j-just don’t come in… I-I’ve got an infestation… i-if you open the door, they could escape and… and that would be bad…”

“There has to be something we can do to help?” Twilight Sparkle felt her heart clench at the mere thought of being unable to help a friend in need. “What are they? Maybe if I go back to the library I can find some kind of spell to get rid of them?”

“It’s no use… they’ll go once they get… bored…”

That comment perplexed Twilight Sparkle. “Bored? What do you mean by bored?”

“I-I d-don’t want to explain but—oh… oh no. T-they’re coming,” Fluttershy’s voice whimpered, “Twilight, don’t come in! J-just go! I-I’ll be—”

Twilight recoiled from the door as Fluttershy’s whimper caught short by whatever it was that was attacking her, placing a hoof against her lips as she stared at the door, terrified by what sounded like one of her best friends being strangled, gasping for air frequently in between long spells to what appeared to be gagging.

A wretched sensation coursed through Twilight Sparkle’s veins at the mere thought of abandoning her friend to whatever fate that the shy mare was allowing to happen to her.

Looking back down the path that led from Fluttershy’s cottage, she had hoped to spot the rest of the girls galloping towards her to help her save Fluttershy but, still, they were nowhere to be seen.

She had to do something.

“I… I can’t abandoned her… I-I can’t do nothing!” Summoning her magic, Twilight Sparkle narrowed her eyes upon the door as she steeled her nerves, readying herself for the battle that was to come. "I'm coming in Fluttershy! Hold on!"

She visualized the teleportation process and then as the magic surged from her horn in a dazzling array of light, Twilight Sparkle blinked from the garden and then reappeared in a flash of lavender inside of Fluttershy’s cottage… and then immediately lost her footing, slipping to the floor with a loud thump.

At first, Twilight Sparkle was not entirely sure what the strange musky scent was that animated from the thick film of milky white liquid covering literally everything from the floor to the walls and even the furniture, and, while she laid there upon the aforementioned mysterious substance, Twilight Sparkle gasped in horror at the scene playing out before her very eyes.

Fluttershy, also covered in this strange sticky substance was pressed up against the front door, her forehooves resting firmly against it as if desperate to keep something out, while several disembodied penises fluttered about Fluttershy, propelled by tiny bat-like black wings protruding from their giant scrotums that swayed quite obnoxiously in the air, taking turns in violently thrusting their long, throbbing veined shafts in and out Fluttershy’s mouth, vagina and ass, depositing their load each time into their designated holes, to which were all evidently already overflowing as it dribbled out of the orifices with each and every merciless thrust.

That was when Twilight Sparkle finally realized what it was she had slipped on and just what had covered the entirety of the cottage's surfaces.

It was sperm.

A lot of sperm.


Author's Note

Originally, I really wanted to write a nice, short romantic fic with Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle, you know? Try and write something nice, fluffy and pleasant to read.

INSTEAD THIS SOMEHOW HAPPENED!

More chapters to come.

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