Super Lorenzo RPG

============Chapter 1:Enter Equestria===========

Why is the Sky red? Or is there something in my eye... No, that's blood, where the hell am I anyway? Trees, that reminds me of the lovely acts known as deforestation... lets see where I've been teleported now. After walking for about an hour I decided against commentating on my new horse like body, I've seen weirder. I found myself at dead end in the forest once again, "If only I had my  trusty Fedora, I could chop the these trees down and send them to wood manufacturing hell" Lorenzo muttered under his cold breath as he attempted something daring, he ran and leaped through a gap in between the trees to see where it lead. Big mistake, check that, huge mistake, you know what? That was a GIANT fucking mistake. I found myself falling down, plummeting to what seemed like my doom, but luckily a matrass was being carried on a cart pulled by another pony, what luck! Except I missed it by about 5 meters.

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I woke up in what looked to be a hospital, luckily I hadn't lost memory from the fall, but they were doing blood tests on me, which was bad. I hopped out of the bed much to the doctors surprise, brought up a scalpel and raised it to the doctor as he backed away in horror. "I can't let you have my blood, friendo, nor do I need a blood transplant and all that garbage, now tell me, where am I exactly?" Lorenzo said to him coolly, enjoying his fear. "Y-you're in Ponyville right now, s-sir, could you p-please put that object down so we may speak civilized about this?" He said as he shook in fear. "Why certainly! Just please grab me a few bandages will you? I hope my horrid fall has not caused any serious damage to the town, sometimes I can be awfully clumsy," Lorenzo said, as if he and the doctor had been childhood friends. "There are some people in the waiting room who were worried about you," the doctor said as he pushed his glasses up with his hoof, "How? I don't know anyone in this area,"

"Well you sort of fell from the sky..."

"Um... So?"

That doesn't just happen, especially not to earth ponies," the doctor finished with a sigh as he looked at his watch.

"Well if you have any questions be sure to ask me, my name is Gauze Fluff, but you can call me Aiden," Aiden seemed embarrassed saying his true name out loud, I couldn't help but laugh "Oh, shut up. Can you even remember your name from your fall??" Aiden said quickly, trying to progress more into Lorenzo's personality. "Ah, my name is Lorenzo. Lorenzo Barker. Y'know, THE Lorenzo Barker," Lorenzo said with an arrogant smirk. "Never heard of you, what are you a magician or something?"

"Oh yes in a way," Lorenzo then quickly added: "Well it was a pleasure to meet you Aiden, but I need to go out in the world and do something productive to help my name become re-known. "Farewell Lorenzo, I'm assuming we'll meet again.

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As Lorenzo trotted down the hall a message appeared in front of his face that only he could see, it was from his accomplice. It read:

I Have Located Several criminal organizations, these are the ones I have located so far:

The Equestrian Mafia, Owner goes by the name Blues, they have multiple setups in about every town, they are strongest in Manehattan, they originated in Ponyville, they are weakest in Canterlot, they work Underground.

Changlings, I have heard little about there location but I believe they are in their own country or something like that. There leader is Queen Chrysalis.

There is actually another sort of Mafia, The Western Mafia, lead by a man that goes by the name of Red Fury. Blues and him seem like mortal enemies, so I can only assume their fellow mobsters don't get along as well.

Terrorists, bet you weren't expecting those ones eh? well they are here, and apparently set up with The Equestrian Mafia regularly.

The Brotherhood of Assassins, Probably the most dangerous group you could encounter, their leader goes by the name of Blaze, they are all highly trained, watch out for them. their location is unknown but they may be underground as well.

The League of Ninjas, apparently their activity has been very quiet recently, no need to really worry about them,

And  last, but not least, The Griffons, they have armies and other gangs of them crawling around Equestria, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. I understand this is a lot to take in but deal with it.

I hope I can locate you soon, with safe regards, Slash.

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I began to make my way out when somebody-or somepony, whatever I'm not gonna convert. called out to me, I assumed it was of the female species, so a mare, really, she was pink, with pink hair, how original. When I turned towards her she must of mistaken me for someone else, because she gasped and then bolted out the door. How rude. I went outside the front door and found the pink pony frozen, as if paralyzed by horror, she then suddenly started running and screaming, "THE BAKERY'S ON FIRE!"

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"Hero Time," Lorenzo whispered to himself and bolted towards the burning bakery, why you ask? Because Lorenzo has many abilities. Foresight just happened to be one of them. He kicked down the door to the bakery with surprising ease, it was easy to assume that a stove had caused the fire, he heard babies crying from upstairs. which was exactly what he was looking for. the door to the babies room was blocked off, so he ran full force and smashed a wall open, he grabbed the two infants, reared up and kicked a window open. Then he jumped. and this time, he landed on his feet. The fellow ponies just stared in awe. Then a Blue pony came out, his eyes glowed a bright shade of blue, and rain began to fall.

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Everyone's cheering, I have begun to earn their respect, perfect. Two ponies who were supposedly the babies parents thanked me and took there babies, I started on my way and realized the pink pony I'd seen before was following me.

"Can I help you?" I asked as if what I had just done had been no big deal.

"Thank you so much!! I don't know what would've happened if you hadn't come along and rescued them! My names Pinkie Pie by the way!" Pinkie Pie said with a single breath, Lorenzo quickly responded to make the scene not seem so awkward. "My name is Lorenzo Barker, but my friends Call me Lorenzo Barker, but if you're cool, you can call me Lorenzo."

"Oh you and my friends would totally get along Lorenzo!! I was gonna throw a welcome to PonyVille party for you, but since you did what you just did, I think that deserves another party! Come on! Lets go meet my friends!"

"Hey! Slow down!"

Quit bitchin Lorenzy, I heard a familiar Boston accent in my head which I could only recognize as one of my Multiple Personalities, Jonny Scone. I told him to shut up then ran to catch up with Pinkie. Damn, She sure is fast.