The Harmony Of Equestria

Love, Hate, And Hurt:

“Defensiveness is usually someone silently screaming that they need you to value and respect them in disguise. When you look for deeper meanings behind someone’s pain you can then begin to heal not only yourself, but others.”

Shannon L. Alder

Jamir's Pov...En Route To Home:

''Damn, after getting thrown In jail, exposed to stereotypes, trying to break out, getting thrown In solitary and being drugged, then to only break out and capture the warden and help the group of rebels that tried to kill us out of jail with us while rescuing a Infant child and delivering a peace treaty to prevent a wide scale war...I'm tired as hell.'' Frank breathed out.

Letting out a chuckle at how quickly he said that, our goal was finally done after all this time and It only took a month longer than expected. But I can definitely side with him on all that we did. Dealing with the Griffon King wasn't as bad as originally thought beforehand, In fact: he turned out to be mellow about the whole thing, hey at least we got It signed however the nature of doing so took a very slow turn.

Flashback, Griffon Palace:

Pulling the curtains, the first thing I noticed was the Initial feel of the room: calm and serene. Seeing a long hallway room with guards on either side. Massive windows In rows of three sat on either wall, long purple drapes hanging down and a velvet carpet along the floor leading to a Greek-like thorne where the king sat, a rather bored look on his face. Moving up, I got a better look at just who I was dealing with. A pale brown and tan coat added to the red scarf weaved around his neck with a Insignia, small crown, and gold plated chestplate. Everyone else walked up and bowed, me and the representative High Point greeted the king.

''Your majesty: I would first like to thank you for seeing us on such short notice, You have our eternal gratitude. The original deadline was to be a month ago, but due to some complications I would not want you to worry about happened, better late than never right?'' I asked.

He looked at us with a face that said: I could just be here making a sandwich at this point, yes I'm that bored. Anyways, High Point pulled the treaty out of her satchel and presented It to the king who took with a lazy hand. Looking over the contract for a few minutes, his eyes widened a bit with Interest. Clearing his throat and calling for a guard, a bottle of Ink and a quill was brought to him.

''Uh, your majesty?'' High Point asked.

Within a few minutes, he signed the document, put a stamp on It and handed It back to us In a matter of seconds. Looking behind me, my team had the same look as me. Then he spoke.

''I signed your treaty because I know for a fact that you're not going to leave without having It signed, so you may go back home assuming you have transportation means, and If not: a carriage will be waiting for you. That concludes my business with you so leave.'' We were shooed away.

Flashback End:

While that was nothing like I expected It to be, we did what we needed to with minimal trouble. Sitting back and looking out at the warm embracement of the sun, I felt something I've not felt In months: homesick. Looking over to everyone else, they were either asleep or copying me. Being locked away for all that time sure never made me homesick, but I guess It caught to me now as I cannot wait to get back though another Issue or should I say hurdle will be right at my doorstep. Dealing with that Bitch Azure Is on the top of my list, right after reuniting with the girls and avoiding the death hugs by Luna, Fluttershy, and Pinkie. Wait. That gave me an Idea. It can work, but I'll need everyone to be on board. Thinking for a minute, I nodded to myself and addressed everybody.

''Guys.'' I motioned towards the group I came with. ''I know we're all excited to get home, but how about we mix things up a bit?''

''How?'' Spike yawned.

''Well, we're gonna have to pass by Canterlot to get to Ponyville, and no doubt Luna and Celestia will come, horns blazing If they saw me, so I was thinking about me, Valiant and Flashing putting up a barrier strong enough to mask us.''

''But why go to all that trouble, they'll find out given enough time.'' Zareran brought up.

''True, but I want to surprise all of them: They must all think we're dead, and while I'd prefer to just be direct, It might not be the best option at this point.''

''Okay, but how'll this work?'' Frank asked.

Good point, we need some kind of scapegoat to shift their attention long enough. But who can I pick here?

''...High Point.'' I chose.

''That's stupid: they'll know we're here If you send me.'' The unicorn replied. Looking at Renoir, Battering, and Kanaranx, I had something.

''Not If we send you five saying you 'brought her back.' It's worth a shot, right?''

''Eh.'' The collective reply came.

Face-palming, I shook my head and we got to work putting up a magic field around us, hoping my Idea would work.

5 minutes later:

Okay, so the spell's done, not we just to get by without screwing this up. Passing some trees, slowly the castle of Canterlot came Into my line of sight. Being somewhat giddy, I quickly composed myself and waited as It would take a minute to get there.

25 minutes later:

''Are you feeling what I'm feeling right now?'' Frank asked me.

''Absolutely.'' Iron and Spike agreed. Going along the mountainside, nothing out of the ordinary occurred, so It must be working. Hooray for my Idea. We just dropped off High Point along with Zareran's group to put together phase 1. As for us, when we get to Ponyville, I've already got that problem covered. It'll be easy, at least I hope so. With nothing else to do except for wait, me and Iron performed some routine maintenance on the Vindicator as best we could with what little we have and Frank played a game of 20 questions to pass the time.

''Is It bigger than a barn?'' Valiant tried.

''Nope.'' Frank said.

''Does It move?'' Spike followed up.

''Yes, but It has no head, eyes, or legs.''

''Ugh, how many questions do we have left? This Is really starting to get under my scales.'' Spike huffed.

''2 left, and It's not really that hard: just take this from a different perspective.'' Frank laughed. After numerous attempts, they still couldn't figure It out? I got It after the 5th question, but I've better things to do, like checking the strength of my hammer and clean out my barrel, and that's not the worst: I might to revise a couple parts, but that's why I made spare parts. Holding the gray and deep green compact weapon, It just yelled: fix me. Looking outside the window, my day brightened up as the small town of Ponyville were In my sights.

''Guys, we're almost-''What!?'' Valiant yelled. ''How the buck can It be a wheelbarrow?''

''Yea!'' Spike crossed his arms.

''I don't have to answer that, but the fact remains: na-na-nana-nah! I won the game, and you didn't!'' He teased. Looking back out, I told the Griffons pulling out carriage to go a little faster as I told the guys how close we were to which they all smiled. Laying back, my thoughts went a certain song's lyrics:

''Just hold on we're going home.'' I whispered.

High Point's Pov, Canterlot:

Walking through the halls of the castle reminded of the old times, but what bugged me was nopony really noticing me. You'd figure the Equestrian representative would get a little more attention. Going to the door, the guards opened the door and we proceeded In, the princesses sitting on their respective thrones with almost forced smiles. Looking up at us and gasping, they got up and starting speaking profusely. Letting them cool down, I answered their Initial question 'truthfully.'

''I'm afraid not: these are the ones who aided me In escaping, but there Is a more pressing matter that I would think to merit your attention. There Is a...situation In Ponyville and the ponies there need your help.'' I said.

''What ever Is the problem?'' Princess Luna asked.

''Unclear at the moment, but It has been requested that you head to the Golden Oaks Library as that seems to be the epicenter.''

Getting up, the princesses charged their horns and put on their game faces and said: ''Let us quell this dilemma.'' before teleporting all of us.

Back to Jamir's Pov, Ponyville:

Now I'm pretty sure we look like a bunch of creeps just hiding out like this, but I don't think nopony can see us. Taking a quick look out the alley, I had a perfect view of the library, nopony In sight. Good, now this won't take much effort then. Dashing out, we made a beeline for the library, all seemingly calm.

20 feet away.

Everything's good.

15 feet away...

Still nothing yet.

8 feet away...

It doesn't look like much has changed here.

3 feet away...

Ok, I just pray nopony's actually Inside or I'm going to be seriously pissed.

1 foot away...

''Go, go, go!'' I whispered, holding the door to try and keep this covert.

Made It.

''Now that's taken care of: what about the girls?'' Spike sat down.

''High Point should have already told Tia and Lulu, so they should be here any minute, and as for the girls: Derpy should be able to get them all here with a little hustle, beside I told her to tell them It's an emergency so they ought to be here within the few minutes or so.'' I walked up the stairs to my room to find It just how I left It. I smiled and took off my Armour and weapons and set them on the bed, seeing as I wouldn't be needing those right now. Going over to the ornate dresser and running my hand through the wood grain, I felt at home again. Hearing the guys come up, I turned around and look at them.

''So what now?'' Iron asked.

''You guys might want to get cleaned up: I didn't say so on the way here, but you guys all smell like shit and that's gonna be a major turn off for Lavender.'' I pointed to Frank.

''We don't smell that bad-Ohhhkay we do.'' He grimaced.

''How can we get cleaned up In a few minutes?'' Valiant pondered. Opening my hand, I summoned a bottle of dish detergent from downstairs and shoved In their general direction. Heading over to my dresser for some fresh clothes, I simply snapped my fingers and said: ''It's called soap and water, you might want to be quick by the way.'' I produced the same effect on them. Poof!

Grabbing a change of clothes, I rushed towards the shower quick as I could to try and cleanse myself.

5 minutes and a Impromptu song later:

''Much better.'' I sighed, putting on some laxing clothes(large black with extra long sleeves and a pair of black and red striped pajama bottoms) and walking down the stairs, waiting for the rest of the guys.

Poof!

''So now do you feel cleansed, because I sure do.'' I laughed. Looking at them, they each looked better and 'Sniff!' smell okay. But the manner of their clothing could be worse, If not just barely clinging on the edge of sanitary. Since Spike really didn't wear clothes to begin with, he just charred his old rags, same for Iron and Valiant: they weren't wearing much except for some light Armour which they discarded. And Frank must have some real balls to just be almost stark naked but his modesty was preserved by a light blue pair of boxers.

''There's some extra clothes In my dresser you can have.'' I gestured upstairs.

''I was going to do that anyways, thank you very much.'' He sped up the stairs and not a minute later came back down In something similar to me, only gray.

''Now this Is how you should good clothes.'' He smirked and sat on base of the stairs, the others just taking a seat anywhere.

''So how long you think we got?''

''...About a few seconds at best, so put on your game face, I know for a fact this will hurt.'' I picked up a book and skimmed through It.

''What Is the problem Derpy?'' I heard Rainbow mutter from outside.

''Yea, I don't see anything wrong here.'' Pinkie added.

Looking at each other, we nodded and listened some more, only to hear a teleportation spell go through and hear Lulu's voice ask:''Where Is the problem?''

Hearing Derpy hold back a snicker, she told the girls to go Inside for the real surprise. At that time between the door opening, I only had thing to say:

Showtime.

A series of gasps echoed out the room as before I could blink, 8 blurs tackled me to the ground with a force I've never felt before, my head hitting the wood floor.

''JAMIR!'' They all yell, squeezing me In bone-crushing hug. But It didn't stop there, the girls continued their assault by rubbing, kissing, and licking all over me, my body reacting to the pleasure In earnest. Groaning as I barely could formulate two words, Twilight tongue kissed me, taking complete of the battle Inside our mouths. Swirling her larger tongue around my much smaller one, my breathing became erratic and quick, my eyes closing and just saying: Fuck It.

''Uh should we go? High point asked the group.

''To where?'' The jet black dragon was desperately trying to peek.

''Out to eat or anywhere but here: come on let's go.'' Frank took hold of a stiff Spike and pushed the rest out of the door.

Coming back to me, the girls were not giving a Inch as Aj  ripped off my bottoms whilst Rainbow took care of my shirt.

''Damn, I just put that on.'' I complained.

Feeling somepony get from off my arm, I heard Luna say: ''Hold on tight everypony: this space will not do.'' She fired up her horn and teleported us.

Poof!

Seeing a quick flash of white light, I was In the air for a second before plopping down on a large bed. Using my peripheral the obvious place had to be Celestia's bedchambers seeing as I already know what Luna's looks like. Breaking away from our kiss, Twilight and the girls looked at me with a combination of emotions: Happiness, anger, slight concern, and most of all: primal lust. Sweating a bit, I chuckled as the atmosphere got kinky. And not that regular kinky bs. I'm talking about mega BDSM extreme reverse rape swimsuit and very 'Inquisitive' kinky. Yea, I'm gonna be preoccupied for a day...or three. Resigning to my fate, I sat back let the girls do whatever they pleased: not like I could or would stop 8 horny mares.

''I don't know where you've been or why you've gone as long as you have, but you're going to explain later, but as for now: We're going have our way with you and. Make. You. Fuck. Us. Senseless. And vice versa.'' Twilight licked my ear lobe. Damn, this may be just a bit more than I can chew off, but It's passionate sex, well more like 20%. Or 10. Maybe 5? Nah, not even a little bit.

Ugh.