Equestria: One human sent for peace

Chris was snoring lightly and having such a lovely dream.

Until he was woken up and was annoyed from being woken up by someone that found him.

He opened his eyes and fell silent.

For right in front of him......were ponies. Not just any normal ponies. These ponies were colorized and not exactly....horse-like. They were more pony-like for some odd reason.

"What. The. Fuck?" Chris whispered to himself in shock.

Chris felt appalled. Ponies? Also, since when did ponies know the meaning of being colorful? A purple one, a blue one, a white one, a yellow one, a way too pinkish one, and an orange one.

But what really was getting him nervous was how some of them had wings and horns and one had altogether. It was also freaking him out with how much that pink one was smiling as well.

Chris shuddered at the looks he was given, they were all giving him a look.

Some with interest, some with skepticism and anger, and some with worry and concern for his safety.

That pink one though, Chris thought no matter what would happen that she would always smile. Which scared him. A lot.

Also........Why is the orange one giving him a stare with some kind of anger?

"Would you kindly get off mah tree pardner?" It......asked.....

Chris then felt flabbergasted and very shocked in the membrane.

Chris blinked. Then opened and closed his mouth like a fish, and then shut it. Then he widened his eyes.

"WAIT?! YOU CAN TALK!?" Chris yelled out, shocked.

The ponies rolled their eyes.

"Yes. We can......do you know where your at?" The purple one asked.

"Um....I'm on Equestria. The planet that I was sent to," Chris said, obviously.

The purple one rolled her eyes.

"The population on Equestria is ponies.......or were you not told that?" The purple one asked.

Chris sheepishly grinned.

"I think I wasn't told that this place was inhabited by ponies," Chris said.

Chris looked away from the ponies and whispered.

"God dammit dad." He whispered to himself in anger and disappointment.

He put his attention back on the ponies and smiled.

"But yeah! Uh......nice to meet you! I'm Christopher McGrath! But you can call me Chris! Also, I was sent here to tell you all that my world comes in peace," Chris said, bowing.

Silence.....Christopher's worst enemy.

"You know......your planet isn't in space anymore right?" The purple one asked.

Chris looked up and stared at the ponies in shock.

"Huh?" Chris asked.

Chris could tell with how the ponies looked like they were feminine. So he decided to make sure that he said she and not it at this point.

"Come on, you should come meet the co-rulers of our lovely world. You'll know more there," She said.

Chris groaned.

Then started walking with the 6 ponies that found him by........a barn?

Huh. Chris must've been sleep-walking and didn't know it. Again.

"So.....how about I get to know you guys more? Cause that would be helpful," Chris said, putting on a cheesy smile for fun.

The pink one smiled.

"Sure! That would be super-duper!" she said.

The purple one sighed and........face-hooved?

She turned around and began introducing herself to Chris.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. These are my friends," She said.

The others walked up.

"They will introduce themselves, I need to write a letter down to the Princess," Twilight said.

She walked off, and the others came up to Chris and smiled.

"My name is Rarity! It's a pleasure to meet you," She said, holding her hoof out with a refined smile.

Chris bowed and held onto Rarity's hoof and kissed it and smiled.

"I am charmed to meet you as well," Chris said, smiling.

"Even though this is very strange and confusing to me," Chris muttered, looking away from Rarity (That rhymed. I am sorry.)

Rarity blushed.

"Oh! Why thank you darling! Also....if you need your disgusting clothes changed into something more.......delightful, then come to my boutique!" Rarity said, her eyes sparkling.

"Oh, just think of what I can make! I am so interested in how to make clothes out of your.....body," Rarity said, awkwardly.

Chris blushed at the way she said 'Body'.

She went up to her friends and the pink one hopped over to Chris and smiled.

"Hi there! My name is Pinkie Pie!" The pink pony said, glomping Chris.

"Areyouahumananddidyougethereonyourownshipwithoutproblemsbecauseoftheauthorandorfourthwallreasonsandorbecausethestorysaidso!?Howdidyougethereinthefirstplace?Doyoulikecupcakes?DoyoulikecakelikethePrincess?Areyousingleandtryingtofindsomeponytobewith?" Pinkie said, so rapidly that Chris didn't even understand.

"Uhhhhh.........yes?" Chris asked.

Pinkie smiled.

"Good! Then we won't have any problems!" Pinkie said, slower this time.

Chris phewed and swiped the sweat off his forehead.

After she hopped away, The yellow one walked up really slowly and looked at the ground and gave little glances at Chris.

Chris blinked.

"Uh, Hi there. My name is Chris. Who are you?" Chris asked, smiling as nicely as he could.

The pony squeaked adorably.

"I didn't hear you, what'd you say?" Chris asked, trying his hardest now to daw.

"My name is Fluttershy," She said, with a very quiet voice.

Chris blinked.

"Butchershy?" Chris repeated.

She sighed.

"My name is Fluttershy," She said, with a little stronger voice.

"Ohhhh," Chris said.

"Your name is butterfly?" Chris said, smiling.

The 4 ponies facehooved, while the yellow pony snickered.

"It's Fluttershy you dummy," The blue pony said, having a glare on Chris.

Chris nodded and rubbed the back of his hair sheepishly.

"Sorry, Is it Fluttershy?" He asked the pony.

"Yes. Yes it is," The pony replied, smiling with the innocence of a kid.

Chris didn't know why, but he felt like his heart strings were trying to make him daw....but he couldn't.

"That's a nice name Fluttershy," Chris said, smiling.

"Thanks," Fluttershy replied.

She flew next to her other pony friends........wait what?

'The way she was flying....she looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly,' Chris thought.

'Would be surprised if she did though,' Chris thought, snickering inside.

The blue pony who told him that mare's name, came up to him while flying.

"Are you a spy?" She said, getting into Christopher's personal space with a glare.

Chris blinked.

"Uhhhhhh......no?" Chris stated.

The pony smiled.

"Good, then we won't have problems," She said, holding her hoof out.

'Ah...must be a fist bump,' Chris thought.

He bumped hoofs with the pony and she smiled a bit more.

"The name's Rainbow Dash! The fastest flyer in Equestria! And soon to be attendee of the Wonderbolts!" Rainbow said, having a smug smile on her face.

"Nice to meet you....and what's the Wonderbolts?" Chris asked, raising his eyebrows confusingly.

Rainbow groaned.

"Do you know anything?" Rainbow said, getting irritated.

"The Wonderbolts are the greatest flyers in Equestria, and I want to be a part of their team!" She stated, doing tricks in the air.

"Didn't you say you were the fastest flyer in Equestria?" Chris asked.

"I will be when I am a part of their team!" She said, crossing her hooves.

She flew away by her friends, and the last one walked up to Chris and smiled.

"Mah name is Applejack. It's nice to meet you! Now I have a question.....how did y'all end up sleeping on mah territory and by mah trees?" Applejack asked.

"Um, I sleep walk sometimes, and that's probably the reason why I am here," Chris said, smiling sheepishly.

"Ah....just make sure you don't do it again and we'll be golden....all right?" She asked, holding her hoof out.

"Of course, I'm sorry," Chris said, shaking her hoof and feeling ashamed.

"It's all right, just make sure you watch where y'all going next time," She said, laughing.

Chris nodded.

Twilight poofed out of existence with someone on her back.

"Girls. The Princesses want to see us and Chris immediately!" She said, seriously.

"The who?" Chris asked.

"I will have to experiment on you later and ask questions later. Right now, we need to hurry!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Hurry for......wait.....what?" Chris said, his eyes widening while his glasses almost fell off his face from what Twilight just said.

He couldn't ask anymore for Twilight put Chris in some sort of bubble and the next thing he knew was that he was in the air floating over the grass.

Chris didn't know what was happening, so he just went back to sleep and waited till the ride ended.