Equestria: One human sent for peace

by Chris Mcgrassio

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Slice of Life, Romance, Comedy
Length: 2775

A human named Chris was sent to Equestria on a mission for peace, and during the mission he got stuck on that planet as the only human in Equestria. Now he lives with a pony that he's known that has a crush on him. Problem, She ain't no normal mare.

(Mature for sex, love, romance, blood, and…….some other things I don't want to spoil.)

Christopher, a 19-year old human was sent to a new world that Earth found in there solar system. It was supposed to be a back an forth mission so we could be with peace and know each other more. But problems arose, and the equipment that brought Chris to Equestria has been destroyed.

Now, He was desolate on a planet he knew nothing about. All by himself, and with how all the ponies leave him out and never help him, he was always alone. Until 6 ponies came to find him and he was given a chance to be friends with them all.

But, Chris is too shy and scared to have an interspecies relationship. Till she changes his mind about it of course, but when she tells Chris her secret…..will he still want to be with her?

Chris being alone sucks, but it's thanks to her that Chris is still alive.

It's thanks to the one pony he knew and seen in his life on Equestria that he was still breathing.

"I will find some way to repay you……..somehow."

[spoiler](Has Futajack, Futabloom, and rule 63 futamac (Red Gale), and rule 63 futaburn (Buttershot) Oblivious Christopher, Depression, and a lot of romance that will lead to a lot of clop scenes. Also, possible…………things. Spoilers.) (Yes. Chris is also oblivious to Pegasi being able to control clouds……so yay.)[/spoiler]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-21 02:50:01 UTC

Prologue: Christopher's introductions, and his view to being on a new world

All right. How the fuck did this happen to me?

He looked left and right, and wondered.

Why was I chosen to come to this new world?

He sighed.

Oh hi there. I just got into a huge pickle that I wished did not happen. You see.........I was chosen to go and be brought to a new universe to tell them that we were in peace, and a huge problem happened.

It seemed the equipment I brought with me jammed, and now I am all alone on this world I know nothing about.

'Fucking.....god dammit," He whispered, irritated.

My name is Christopher, but you can just call me Chris. I wouldn't call myself a rare kind of human of course. I feel like a normal human with normal things.

Just the usual. I don't have anything special about me, really I don't.

Except finding myself in a pickle every time I try and do something.

I noticed that he was in an open field.

"That helps things at least," Chris said.

With more room to walk, it wouldn't be that hard to walk in this forest and not get lost. I don't know what kind of forest this is, but I knew that it looked like some kind of cliche only an idiot would use.

I thought of it as imagination and stepped into a forest. Stepping into the forest though, was probably the worst idea Chris had in ages.

I ran into wood wolves, a myth monster, got lost, and much more.

When I finally got out of the forest, I was in a complete amount of sweat to being completely worn out.

"Phew! Dang that was crazy!" Chris said.

Chris looked up and looked at his surroundings.

I noticed that he was in some kind of country or city of some sort. It's kinda hard to tell with how old looking all these houses and buildings look.

I walked forward and went to go find some kind of life or civilization.

I was really not looking forward to meeting new species now that he was all to his lonesome.

Chris sighed.

"Nothing can go my way, can it?" Chris asked himself.

I walked forward and was met with something he never expected.

A place that was completely deserted. No one was around and Chris was all alone.

There were huge buildings everywhere. Some of them looked like they were from the old ages of when Earth was in the Prehistoric Age. But what really made him confused was seeing a house that looked like it was made of candy. It reminded him of Hansel and Gretel, He made a due note to not go in there with the possibility of meeting someone crazy and cuckoo who cooks kids and or things that will freak out Chris.

"Yeah...Gonna stay away from that," Chris said, very uncomfortable.

He looked everywhere, a farm with a red barn, a strange house that looked like a Boutique, A Library Tree......wait what?

"A Library Tree?" Chris asked himself in confusion.

He then had a few red flags up in his head and grew a skeptical eyebrow.

He had a very confused look on his face while he was looking around the street he was on. Or whatever street this was he was standing in.

He looked up at a sign post and it said something like....."Celestia Street?" That confused Chris a lot when seeing that.

Chris groaned tiredly.

"I've done a lot of shit already.....you know what? Fuck it. I'm laying on the streets," Chris said, ending his debate by sitting his ass down on the cobalt street.

Chris shivered.

Even with the clothes Chris had on, he was cold.

"If only I had a coat," Chris muttered bitterly.

Chris decided to lay down on his back and think about how this all started in the first place, with how his life just got worse and worse along the way.

Chris rolled his eyes, he may not want to remember it. But he wants to waste some time, so he decides to do it just because.

Meanwhile on Earth from just a couple of hours ago before he was brought to this planet...................................

Excuse me? Nigga, what'd did you say?

"I said that I need you to go to this new planet Chris, and I ain't your nigga. I'm your dad."

"But why me!?"

"Because the ruler of that planet specifically wanted you."

"How the fuck does that ruler know me!?"

"The ruler just said that you are very important and that you are the only one that should go. So, I need you to go and tell them that we come in peace. All right?"

"*Sigh* Fine. But if I die, I'm blaming everything on you. Got that dad?"

"Understood.......son."

"Sometimes, I really get irritated with what my dad does," Chris told himself, annoyingly.

I mean, I am 19 years old. I have a life to look forward to now, but instead of that he gets to come to this new planet and tell them that Earth comes in peace. Also, Chris doesn't know if he'll ever get back home now that the equipment he brought with him got destroyed. He could possibly be stuck here forever.

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhh," Chris groaned, angry.

Chris didn't want to get up, so he stayed on his back and laid there. While laying there on his back in peace, he got to see the sky and see how lovely the weather and sky looked.

Chris smiled.

"The sky looks so nice.....compared to ours," Chris said, sadly.

Chris loved the view, till the clouds got in the way of course.

"Huh......must be weather control," Chris theorized.

Chris got up and stretched.

He looked around and for one second he thought he saw someone on the other side of a street.

He thought of it as imagination and walked forward.

The seclusion of this place was starting to get to Chris. Really badly.

"WHERE IS EVERYONE!?" Chris yelled, freaking out.

He started running all over the place, looking around and finding nothing.

When he finished, He threw his arms up in frustration and groaned irritatedly. Then, he feel straight to his back on the ground. Hurting himself.

"UGH!" Chris groaned out.

He rubbed his back.

"Damn! That hurt a lot!" Chris exclaimed.

He was sitting on his butt, which was not helping things. For it was making him lazy and not wanting to move. So, Chris decided to just not move for a while and sink in on the possible facts of what happened to this planet.

"Ok.....Let's see:

This planet's inhabitants are dead.

They are scared of me and won't come out.

There is something important going on and everyone in this state is gone.

Gonna go with three," Chris said, face-palming like an idiot.

"So, how am I supposed to say that Earth comes in peace when this world's people are essentially all gone?" Chris asked himself.

Chris sighed and touched his forehead.

He laid back down and crossed his arms onto his head and went into his calm state.

"Ok.....let's just think this through and see what happens, that should help," Chris told himself, trying not to go insane.

"I wish there was someone else here like my dad helping me through this. That would make things SO MUCH EASIER!" Chris said, starting to get mad.

He glared at the sky, his emotions taking over.

"I better find real life soon, or I'll fucking go insane," Chris said, his eyes twitching madly.

With how his glasses were moving with the twitching, It looked really bad.

He got up from the floor and said, "Fuck it! I'm going back in the forest! It's at least better then being here on the fucking cobalt street!" Chris said.

Chris walked away frustratingly without thinking. But, if he stayed he would've noticed a lot of..........shadows walking towards him from the horizon.

Chris went back into the forest with a huff, and laid his back on a tree for comfort.

Chris sighed and laid down. *Sigh*

"It's like nothing can go right for me," Chris said, bitter.

Chris fell asleep, and did not look forward to the next day.

Chapter 1: Ponies? All right, when did I get onto a Fimfiction?

Chris was snoring lightly and having such a lovely dream.

Until he was woken up and was annoyed from being woken up by someone that found him.

He opened his eyes and fell silent.

For right in front of him......were ponies. Not just any normal ponies. These ponies were colorized and not exactly....horse-like. They were more pony-like for some odd reason.

"What. The. Fuck?" Chris whispered to himself in shock.

Chris felt appalled. Ponies? Also, since when did ponies know the meaning of being colorful? A purple one, a blue one, a white one, a yellow one, a way too pinkish one, and an orange one.

But what really was getting him nervous was how some of them had wings and horns and one had altogether. It was also freaking him out with how much that pink one was smiling as well.

Chris shuddered at the looks he was given, they were all giving him a look.

Some with interest, some with skepticism and anger, and some with worry and concern for his safety.

That pink one though, Chris thought no matter what would happen that she would always smile. Which scared him. A lot.

Also........Why is the orange one giving him a stare with some kind of anger?

"Would you kindly get off mah tree pardner?" It......asked.....

Chris then felt flabbergasted and very shocked in the membrane.

Chris blinked. Then opened and closed his mouth like a fish, and then shut it. Then he widened his eyes.

"WAIT?! YOU CAN TALK!?" Chris yelled out, shocked.

The ponies rolled their eyes.

"Yes. We can......do you know where your at?" The purple one asked.

"Um....I'm on Equestria. The planet that I was sent to," Chris said, obviously.

The purple one rolled her eyes.

"The population on Equestria is ponies.......or were you not told that?" The purple one asked.

Chris sheepishly grinned.

"I think I wasn't told that this place was inhabited by ponies," Chris said.

Chris looked away from the ponies and whispered.

"God dammit dad." He whispered to himself in anger and disappointment.

He put his attention back on the ponies and smiled.

"But yeah! Uh......nice to meet you! I'm Christopher McGrath! But you can call me Chris! Also, I was sent here to tell you all that my world comes in peace," Chris said, bowing.

Silence.....Christopher's worst enemy.

"You know......your planet isn't in space anymore right?" The purple one asked.

Chris looked up and stared at the ponies in shock.

"Huh?" Chris asked.

Chris could tell with how the ponies looked like they were feminine. So he decided to make sure that he said she and not it at this point.

"Come on, you should come meet the co-rulers of our lovely world. You'll know more there," She said.

Chris groaned.

Then started walking with the 6 ponies that found him by........a barn?

Huh. Chris must've been sleep-walking and didn't know it. Again.

"So.....how about I get to know you guys more? Cause that would be helpful," Chris said, putting on a cheesy smile for fun.

The pink one smiled.

"Sure! That would be super-duper!" she said.

The purple one sighed and........face-hooved?

She turned around and began introducing herself to Chris.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. These are my friends," She said.

The others walked up.

"They will introduce themselves, I need to write a letter down to the Princess," Twilight said.

She walked off, and the others came up to Chris and smiled.

"My name is Rarity! It's a pleasure to meet you," She said, holding her hoof out with a refined smile.

Chris bowed and held onto Rarity's hoof and kissed it and smiled.

"I am charmed to meet you as well," Chris said, smiling.

"Even though this is very strange and confusing to me," Chris muttered, looking away from Rarity (That rhymed. I am sorry.)

Rarity blushed.

"Oh! Why thank you darling! Also....if you need your disgusting clothes changed into something more.......delightful, then come to my boutique!" Rarity said, her eyes sparkling.

"Oh, just think of what I can make! I am so interested in how to make clothes out of your.....body," Rarity said, awkwardly.

Chris blushed at the way she said 'Body'.

She went up to her friends and the pink one hopped over to Chris and smiled.

"Hi there! My name is Pinkie Pie!" The pink pony said, glomping Chris.

"Areyouahumananddidyougethereonyourownshipwithoutproblemsbecauseoftheauthorandorfourthwallreasonsandorbecausethestorysaidso!?Howdidyougethereinthefirstplace?Doyoulikecupcakes?DoyoulikecakelikethePrincess?Areyousingleandtryingtofindsomeponytobewith?" Pinkie said, so rapidly that Chris didn't even understand.

"Uhhhhh.........yes?" Chris asked.

Pinkie smiled.

"Good! Then we won't have any problems!" Pinkie said, slower this time.

Chris phewed and swiped the sweat off his forehead.

After she hopped away, The yellow one walked up really slowly and looked at the ground and gave little glances at Chris.

Chris blinked.

"Uh, Hi there. My name is Chris. Who are you?" Chris asked, smiling as nicely as he could.

The pony squeaked adorably.

"I didn't hear you, what'd you say?" Chris asked, trying his hardest now to daw.

"My name is Fluttershy," She said, with a very quiet voice.

Chris blinked.

"Butchershy?" Chris repeated.

She sighed.

"My name is Fluttershy," She said, with a little stronger voice.

"Ohhhh," Chris said.

"Your name is butterfly?" Chris said, smiling.

The 4 ponies facehooved, while the yellow pony snickered.

"It's Fluttershy you dummy," The blue pony said, having a glare on Chris.

Chris nodded and rubbed the back of his hair sheepishly.

"Sorry, Is it Fluttershy?" He asked the pony.

"Yes. Yes it is," The pony replied, smiling with the innocence of a kid.

Chris didn't know why, but he felt like his heart strings were trying to make him daw....but he couldn't.

"That's a nice name Fluttershy," Chris said, smiling.

"Thanks," Fluttershy replied.

She flew next to her other pony friends........wait what?

'The way she was flying....she looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly,' Chris thought.

'Would be surprised if she did though,' Chris thought, snickering inside.

The blue pony who told him that mare's name, came up to him while flying.

"Are you a spy?" She said, getting into Christopher's personal space with a glare.

Chris blinked.

"Uhhhhhh......no?" Chris stated.

The pony smiled.

"Good, then we won't have problems," She said, holding her hoof out.

'Ah...must be a fist bump,' Chris thought.

He bumped hoofs with the pony and she smiled a bit more.

"The name's Rainbow Dash! The fastest flyer in Equestria! And soon to be attendee of the Wonderbolts!" Rainbow said, having a smug smile on her face.

"Nice to meet you....and what's the Wonderbolts?" Chris asked, raising his eyebrows confusingly.

Rainbow groaned.

"Do you know anything?" Rainbow said, getting irritated.

"The Wonderbolts are the greatest flyers in Equestria, and I want to be a part of their team!" She stated, doing tricks in the air.

"Didn't you say you were the fastest flyer in Equestria?" Chris asked.

"I will be when I am a part of their team!" She said, crossing her hooves.

She flew away by her friends, and the last one walked up to Chris and smiled.

"Mah name is Applejack. It's nice to meet you! Now I have a question.....how did y'all end up sleeping on mah territory and by mah trees?" Applejack asked.

"Um, I sleep walk sometimes, and that's probably the reason why I am here," Chris said, smiling sheepishly.

"Ah....just make sure you don't do it again and we'll be golden....all right?" She asked, holding her hoof out.

"Of course, I'm sorry," Chris said, shaking her hoof and feeling ashamed.

"It's all right, just make sure you watch where y'all going next time," She said, laughing.

Chris nodded.

Twilight poofed out of existence with someone on her back.

"Girls. The Princesses want to see us and Chris immediately!" She said, seriously.

"The who?" Chris asked.

"I will have to experiment on you later and ask questions later. Right now, we need to hurry!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Hurry for......wait.....what?" Chris said, his eyes widening while his glasses almost fell off his face from what Twilight just said.

He couldn't ask anymore for Twilight put Chris in some sort of bubble and the next thing he knew was that he was in the air floating over the grass.

Chris didn't know what was happening, so he just went back to sleep and waited till the ride ended.