To the Muffin Machine!

05/04/15 Chapter two I bet even Celestia doesn't known what it means and is!

After a long conversation with Spike and Derpy's confusing names, Twilight left in search of the grey mare. Knowing she was a mail mare, she posted a letter to her, with the request that only she could deliver it. Strangely enough when the time came for the letter to be delivered, Ditzy came to WittlyTwilly's house.

"Letter to Derpy Hooves!" exclaimed the excited pegasus.

"But. I'm not Derp-"

Twilight was cut of by Derpy/Ditzy "Oh a letter for me!" The Gray mare whizzed around the treehouse with adrenaline in her system. "I bet you need that book I borrowed back here ya go-whoa!" CRASH! The book slid out of Derpy's hands and hit Twilight on her nose, then the book bounced off placing itself onto the correct shelf. It was a miracle! "Whoops! Sorry!" Twilight comforted Ditzy(or Derpy or Bright Eyes) with nice words. I was making a jdinriwhficn machine! was all Twilight could remember. It puzzled her, a whda,whda machine?!

The very next morning, Twilight woke up at two o'clock in the morning promptly (it means bang on two o'clock in fancy) asking herself, repeating the phrase, A whada, whada Machine? She redid her schedule and in bold it wrote VISIT BRIGHT EY-I mean DITZ- I MEAN DERPY'S, house. Twilight had guessed that it was a muffin machine since Derpy love, love LOVES muffins but she taught otherwise. Twilight stepped out of the enormous treehouse before mumbling to herself "Maybe I should do it when everypony is awake." A dark crimson  red slipped into the Princess of Friendship's cheeks after realising what time it was.