To the Muffin Machine!

by Dragowolf17999

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Random
Length: 1019

Derpy Hooves has recently created a machine which baffles even Twilight. Being the curious mare, Twilight and pinkie investigate the mission at hoof. But even Pinkie knows better than to go into, DERPY'S HOUSE!

After a long hard day of reshelving, Twilight discovers a hidden secret about Derpy. She investigates only to find out that Derpy Hooves has created a mind baffling machine which even Twilight doesn't know what it is.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-06 13:20:01 UTC

I bet even Celestia doesn't know what it means!

05/04/15 Chapter two I bet even Celestia doesn't known what it means and is!

After a long conversation with Spike and Derpy's confusing names, Twilight left in search of the grey mare. Knowing she was a mail mare, she posted a letter to her, with the request that only she could deliver it. Strangely enough when the time came for the letter to be delivered, Ditzy came to WittlyTwilly's house.

"Letter to Derpy Hooves!" exclaimed the excited pegasus.

"But. I'm not Derp-"

Twilight was cut of by Derpy/Ditzy "Oh a letter for me!" The Gray mare whizzed around the treehouse with adrenaline in her system. "I bet you need that book I borrowed back here ya go-whoa!" CRASH! The book slid out of Derpy's hands and hit Twilight on her nose, then the book bounced off placing itself onto the correct shelf. It was a miracle! "Whoops! Sorry!" :derpyderp2: Twilight comforted Ditzy(or Derpy or Bright Eyes) with nice words. I was making a jdinriwhficn machine! was all Twilight could remember. It puzzled her, a whda,whda machine?!

The very next morning, Twilight woke up at two o'clock in the morning promptly (it means bang on two o'clock in fancy) asking herself, repeating the phrase, A whada, whada Machine? She redid her schedule and in bold it wrote VISIT BRIGHT EY-I mean DITZ- I MEAN DERPY'S, house. Twilight had guessed that it was a muffin machine since Derpy love, love LOVES muffins but she taught otherwise. Twilight stepped out of the enormous treehouse before mumbling to herself "Maybe I should do it when everypony is awake." A dark crimson  red slipped into the Princess of Friendship's cheeks after realising what time it was. :twilightsheepish:

What plan?

05/04/15 Chapter 3 What plan?

After waiting for several hours to pass, Twilight gave up and headed for another plan. A Mission Impossible type fiasco!

"Psst, Pinkie! Pinkie, wake up!" Twilight whispered, trying not to blow her *cough* cover *cough, cough*. Pinkie awoke from her slumber, tired and with no energy. But even with umm 'no energy' Pinkie Pie is still Pinkie Pie!

"*GASP* Twilight you look so, so awesome, did d'ya take lessons of awesomeness from RD? Did d'ya, d'ya? Or maybe you're pulling of that spy Mission Impossible fiasco AGAIN! Remember the last time that happened it was super, ultra, cool just plain awesomeness!"

Shhh! Was the only reply given by her purple, princess, alicorn friend.

A few minutes of small talking shhhhhing, Twilight explained EVERYTHING! Including horribly, painful details like which edition Soarin had and which page, paragraph and sentence he was reading. But Pinkie, being Pinkie paid attention even though she usually has a short attention span.

"Sneak,sneak, sneeeaaaak!" sang Pinkie Pie "Hey Twi! If ya need a musical number I'm one my way!"

"Shhh! Pinkie! We don't want to blow or cover and we definitely don't want to destroy our plan do we?"

A delusion pink pony replied with only two words,"What plan?":pinkiehappy:

Twilight face-hoofed again :facehoof:and it felt like one more face-hoof and her skull will be deformed. Her mind was already stressed about being a princess now this?!

Ditzy?! Derpy?! Which one?!

05/04/15 Chapter One Ditzy?! Derpy?! Which one!?

Reshelving Day

"Spike! Can you hand me all of the Daring Do books that are official made by A.k Yearling, also,they  have to be in alphabetical  order, got it and since there are two copies of each book..." :pinkiegasp: *GASP!* Twilight paused for a breath, she couldn't waste anytime since a customer was coming and coming soon, "the second copies should go in the order that they were released in! Check each book on the second or third page for the date it was relea-" A pegasus opened the mahogany, wooden door to no avail. Twilight screamed at the top of her lungs only to remember that she added in soundproof walls (to prevent her from being distracted) the stallion bucked the door down and spoke with swiftness.

"Hey Twilight I was hoping to see if you got any books that teach you how to make-" the pegasus was in close proximity to a falling book but the book didn't phase, or make him flinch one bit."Apple pie!" The young pegasus leapt in the air and caught a book that was meant to be stored in the 'tutorials' category. "Thanks Twi!" a merry stallion hovered to exit through the door CRASH! The jolly stallion had flown up too high and hit his poor face on a unless metal bell. But instead of groaning in pain, the silly wonderbolt kept flying. Oh Soarin! thought Twilight face hoofing. :facehoof:

"Anyways." exclaimed Twilight rolling her eyes, "Spike do you know where the new books I traded for muffins?"

Spike replied anxiously, "Twilight, those 'new' books are nearly half of the whole library's books! Most of them are already reshelved." :moustache:

"Oh yeah! I really need to trade muffins for books with Ditzy Doo more often!" said an enthusiastic lavender mare.

:moustache: "Ditzy?! You mean Derpy Hooves right?"

Sneaking sneaking sneakiiiiiinnnngg!

05/04/15 Chapter 4 Sneaking sneaking sneakiiiiiinnnngg!

However Pinkie's boredom got the better of her and before she knew it... She was singing, quitely, a song about sneaking. It went a little like this;

Sneaking, sneaking, sneakiiiiiinnnngg, sneaking through a hall,

All these pictures of baked goods it's like being in a muffin staaallll!

These oh so beautiful yellow walls are colour of the eyes of Ditzy Doo,

But if you oh so do prefer, you can call her other names tooooo!

Theeeeeres; Derpy, Bright Eyes and Miss Hooves toooooooo!

And If you'll like to spell Hooves, with a w,

you can do so as you choooooose, cuz all these names 'what's the real one?'

I still don't have a cluuuueee!!!

Derpy was dancing along with Pinkie's song until Twilight realised that the grey mare they were looking for was dancing along to a dramactic yet catchy song!

A great, gigantic, godly,holy, strong, vast face-hoof *HAD** to be done here* thought Twilight.