Ponydent Scootaloo

by Danthebronyman

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Scootaloo
Length: 2705

We all know of Equestrias in-complex, monarch goverment. But, the children of Equestria have their own nation?

Shortly after the Pony Missile Crisis, Scootaloo is elected Ponydent of Equestrian Filly & Colt Providences. But, she never expected the "excitement" of the job. This is her story.

Published 2015-04-12 21:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-10 14:53:07 UTC

Wins and Memories

Author's Note

WARNING! POLITICAL REFERENCES AHEAD

Wins and Memories

"And now, the vote tally is over. Scootaloo is officially the first filly Ponydent of the EFCP!" shouted a voice in a big red velvet carpeted room filled with fillies and colts. "And now, Scootaloo herself!"

"Hello my fellow ponies! I'm very excited for this next two years, and I hope to bring this country to prosperity!" announced Scootaloo. She then exited through the back door and got into a large black carriage with what seemed to be magic blaster proof walls and windows. When she got in, there were about 7 ponies. Her Vice Ponydent Sweetie Bell, her Filly of Agriculture Apple Bloom, the Director of the Pony Service Button Mash, and a few protective ponies in black suits. The carriage started moving towards the head executive house in known as the Green House. They then passed the building on 7th circle of Tarturis hill (known for the violent and intense politics in the houses on Pongress.)

"Well, looks like were in the big house now!" stated Sweetie Bell.

"Yeah, I never expected this after what I did during the Griffin Magic Crisis..." Scootaloo referenced. "Oh no, the memories are coming back!"

"Admiral Scootaloo, we have Filly of War & Defense permission to launch!" yelled Commander Tiara. "What are your orders?"

"Call the Green House and declare a Poncon 1, were firing." she ordered.

"Yes ma'am!" replied Diamond Tiara. "Ok, I've alerted them."

"Keys in!' she shouted. "TURN!"

BEEP. BEEEP. BEEEEEEEEEP. "THERMO- MAGICAL MISSILE LAUNCH AUTHORIZED. T-MINUS 10 SECONDS!"

*10 mins. later*

"Confirmed hit, we've won ma'am." reported Diamond. "Casualties are five million killed, 10 million with magic sickness..."

*The Present*

"AH AH AH. I KILLED SO MANY! AHHHHHHHHHH. I'M A MURDERER!" Scootaloo screamed and shouted.

"She's havin' ah panic attack!" stated Apple Bloom.

*Back at the Green House when Scootaloo had calmed down*

Scootaloo sat in a black chair in the Triangular Office. She heard a knock on the door, and a colt in a suit with an earpiece, a Flock 18 Magic Blaster, and a golden badge came in.

"Madam Ponydent, we have a Miss Dash here to see you... She jumped the fence..." stated the colt.

"See her in please." Scootaloo ordered. Then, a rainbow colored mare stepped in.

"Con-grates squirt!" she yelled. "Hey, why so sad?"

"Rainbow Dash, do you remember the ECFP's response to the Griffin Magic Crisis?" asked Scootaloo.

"Yeah. The Admiral of the Navy Ordered a Launch." she replied.

"I was that admiral..." she murmured.

"Oh..." Rainbow whispered.

"But, thanks for coming Rainbow Dash." said Scootaloo. "Now, If you excuse me, I need to call Sweetie and Apple Bloom."

Rainbow Dash left just as the two fillies were coming in. "Hey Scoots, wanna party?" they asked in unison.

"Sure! They have a giant ballroom in the Eastern Wing!" remembered Scootaloo.

1st Day In Tarturis

"Madam Ponydent, hello?!" cried a voice as Scootaloo woke up from her desk.

"Huh, uh, yes Director Mash?" she asked, realizing the Pony Service Director was talking to her.

"Well, I'm here to discuss security briefings ma'am." he replied.

"Uh, ok." she responded.

"1st off, the Magiclear Hoof Ball." he stated. "This is your Thermo-Magic Launch console. Similar to the one in the submarines just without a key."

"Ok." Scootaloo nodded with a shiver.

"Next, the PEB." he continued. "This is your Pony Emergency Bunker. If we have to go to a Poncon 2 or lower, you and you cabinet will be taken through one of several doors in the west wing down some stairs, and into it's super doors."

"Anything else?" she questioned.

"Yes, the blue phone on your desk." he responded. "This phone is for the fillies and colts in the Prism to call you to report new Poncon levels, or vise versa.

"Ok, also, can you fetch Vice Ponydent Sweetie Bell please?" Scootaloo ordered.

"Yes ma'am!" he responded.

A few minuets later, a white unicorn came in the pearl white door. She walked up, sat down in a chair, and fixed her tie. As she was getting prepped for the day when a PS agent sent her here. She wore a Red tie, as did her friend to represent their political party, The Conservative Redublicans. Strong believers in less government spending, and immigration restrictions. The Blueacrats being the other main political party. Also, being polar opposites.

"Hello Sweetie, as Button Mash went to fetch you, I noticed a red file on my desk. Inside it, I have reports of massive riots in the Manehatten Providence area, this is due to Mare's and Colts in Equestria's government raising taxes, causing the adults to riot in OUR territories. As they are bigger then us, they're burning businesses, destroying homes, and taking our citizens hostage." Scootaloo whispered. "The local government has been evacuated, as they burnt down the capitol... They're expected to come here next for, reasons. What do you recommend?"

"Well, I recommend we declare a State of Emergency, and send 500 Country Guards via air pegasi carrying those large flying carriages." she commented. "Also, arm them with M1 Magic Blaster Rifles."

"Ok, I'll make the calls" Scootaloo replied.

"Ok fillies and colts, were going to deploy, draw your weapons, and use any means necessary to subdue the crowd." ordered a colt with Leftenants ranking symbols on his uniform. Five minuets later, they parachuted down onto the black streets of Manehatten. They then saw a group of thousands torching buildings, breaking things with sticks, and just in-general rioting. They were then noticed.

"Disperse now, or force will be used!" shouted the leftenant. The crowd charged them with the force of a hundred bulls.

"What do you mean they all died?!" Scootaloo screamed and shouted in her office.

"I mean what I said." Sweetie retorted. "There were thousands... Oh, and they're on their way here right now..."

"So basically, we're bucked?" Scootaloo cried.

"Well, if you declare Marshal Law, you can send in military aid."

"Ok!" Scootaloo declared as she picked up the blue phone and punched in a few numbers. "Hello, this is Ponydent Scootaloo! 1st off. I'm calling a Poncon Three! 2nd, send 5,000 army troops to deal with the riots."

"Open fire!" screamed a unicorn major on the left flank of the soldiers. Thankfully, they were winning with few military casualties, considering most of the crowd that was still alive were running. For now...

Author's Note

Is this good story idea, or no? Also, sorry this is short and rushed. But I need to get this story out before I can actually tell if this is a idea worth improving.

I Think They're Pissed

"BUCK YOU!" screamed Scootaloo to Celestia and Luna. "How dare you come to my office and yell at me when your ship was in my waters! And why was there a missile ship in my territory?!"

"Screw you little brat, and we had the ship there for security purposes!" they retorted in unison.

"Get out!" Scootaloo replied as she made a rather rude gesture with her hoof.

As they leave, Scootaloo get's on the intercom and states, "Oh Sweetie, we're going to the Prism!"

Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo head outside to the front gate, and get into their carriage. It now, has two escorting vehicles. One behind, one in front. Plus, they were equipped with those fancy new lights and sirens! Plus, the Executive Department Decal on the doors. Before going, they made sure they had the government ID Cards.

Name: Scootaloo Name: Sweetie Bell
Department/Rank: Executive Dept. Ponydent Department/Rank: Executive Dept. Vice Ponydent
Access code level: Black Access code level: Black
Combat level: Extremely Lethal Combat level: Dangerous
ID #: 19343646098 ID #: 9769605753

The ride there was pleasant, ponies pulling over for the lights and sirens. When they got to the gate, the military guard scanned their IDs, saluted, and opened the gate. They parked, and walked up to the medium marble doors with a sign that said "ENTRANCE." They also noticed a list of clearance levels.

White: no level. Yellow: basic staff (Janitors). Teal: Department/Agency officers in training. Orange: Department/Agency Officers. Blue: Low ranking military officers. Navy Blue: Agency Heads and Vice Heads. Violet: Pony Service. Dark Red: Department Heads and Vice Heads. Brown: Top ranking military officers (Joint Chiefs of the DoD). Black: Ponydent and Vice Ponydent.

They entered through the doors and walked up to a desk. They checked in and went to a stainless steal door marked Naval Department. Scootaloo scanned her ID card on a grey scanner next to the door. They then proceeded down a hallway with marble floors, and navy blue walls. They soon reached a door-which Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell entered, while the PS Guards waited outside. Inside where a few colts with uniforms similar to Diamond's. Only with black colored gold shoes, a gold string from their left shoulder patch, and black colored naval hats with a gold naval insignia on it. But, there was one with platinum stars on gold silver patches. He also had a ruby red colored band going from his shoulder, to his cutie mark (which was a 20 inch cannon). Plus, he had a sheaved diamond sword in in a holder on his left cutie mark.

Scootaloo walked up to him and said, "Hello your excellency. It has been awhile since I've seen the Admiral of the Navy."

He just smirked.

"So, as you know, Equestria has been putting ships near our waters centered around the Manehatten area." she stated. "I'd like to deploy the 103rd, and 306th fleets."

"I think we can do that ma'am." replied the Admiral of the Navy. Just then, an alarm sounded.

"Equestrian paratrooper chariot inbound! Pre-pair for breach!"

"Lock down initiated!" CABOOM!

The office was blasted open, sending Sweetie and the PS agents into the parking lot. As well as the admirals. Scootaloo was sent into the hallway. After that, Equestrian soldiers with rifles began dropping in. Four surrounded Scootaloo as she got up.

"Surrender you brat!" one commanded. Scootaloo then pulled out a Colt Magic Blaster and shot him in the head, downing him instantly. However, that was a mistake. Another shot the blaster out of her hoof, putting a small hole in the orange filly's hoof.

"DAMNIT!" she screamed as one charged her. In her anger, she quickly turned around, bucked him, began striking him while he was on the floor in the neck till her hoof went through his wind pipe, suffocating him. One from her right charged here. She then kicked him in the head, sending out a nearby window. She then rolled on the floor to her weapon, grabbed it, and shot the two in the body, and flank.

She then put her weapon back in her suit holster. And ran through the doors, out to the parking lot, and hoped in her car. She then spun around to where the others were, shoved them in, and slammed on a new thing they called "the gas," which activates the steam engine.

As they got to the Greenhouse, they got out and ran into the greenhouse. Scootaloo ran to her office and hit a button on her desk. After hitting the button, a small keycard slit poped up. She scanned her ID and the lockdown alarm went off. It was then, she got a call.

Somewhere in the Department of Law and Order building.

"Ah, finally time to go home!" stated a colt in a grey suit and purple tie. He walked out of his office, and locked the door. The door read: Colt General of the UFCP, Rumble. But, as he got out, he heard weapons going off in the lobby, and pounding on the door to his hallway. He ran back into his office, locked the door, and blocked it with a bookcase. He then made a phone call.

Scootaloo picked up her phone.

"Help! Help! It's me Rumble, my office is under attack by armed suspects! Send aid ASAP!" the voice spoke before hanging up. Scootaloo emidetly got to the intercom.

"The DoLO is under attack, with the Colt General inside! Ready Pony Service, depoly via helicopter now!" she yelled.

Rumble was sitting in a corner as his door was being pounded on. He then heard "Pony Service, drop you weapons!" And then gun fire.

"Mr. Rumble, this is the Pony Service, Ponydent Scootaloo has ordered us to rescue you!" one stated. Rumble crepped out to see five ponies standing outside his door. Three colts, two fillies. They ran down out the building, and got into a helicopter with a steam engine and spinny things. Little did he know, every Department Head was to report to the Greenhouse.

Scootaloo sat in her office with all Heads of her Departments. Clearly, they were going after any offical the would take Scootaloo's job if Sweetie Bell was taken down.

Author's Note

Action chapter! Sorry this took so long, I'm on vaction, and don't have much time to write.

The EFC De Pon

Somewhere in the EFCP sector of Equestrian Ocean.

"Admiral, we're picking up a ship on the radar." said a small colt in a black uniform with Leftenants ranking patches on it.

"What kind of ship Leftenant?" asked a filly in a black uniform with gold markings on the hoof ends of her uniform, and 3 gold stars on silver shoulder patches.

"A Luna class Equestrian Missile battle ship." replied the Lt.

"Radio them to leave or be blasted." ordered the Admiral.

"This is Leftenant Pipsquick of the EFC De Pon, you are in restricted waters. Leave or be fired upon!" he shouted through the radio counsel.

It was then, a large explosion could be heard from the bow of the EFC Battle Ship.

"We're under fire!" yelled the admiral as she jumped up from her chair in the bridge and slams down a red button; setting off a series of beeps followed by the rustling of ponies on the deck. After that, 2 more ponies entered the bridge. One, a colt with the same uniform as Pipsquick. And the other, a filly with a black uniform with a uniform similar to the Admiral's, but with a half star on the silver shoulder patches-implying she was a Commander. They started hammering controls and radioing in.

Then, blasts from magical explosive shells followed that, coming from the distressed ship making an attempt to return fire. The shot hit the bridge of the adult ship, causing it to crack from it's metal post, and fall into the sea. Unknown to the crew on De Pon, all the ships executive officers were in it. Including the Leftenants, Commanders, and an Admiral. A few moments later, the enemy ship stopped firing, pulled the Equestrian flag from the ship's flag post, and raised a white flag. The De Pon halted fire. Then, some small boats started coming from the ship with the Leftenant, and the Admiral embarking towards the surrendered ship. When they boarded, a pony in a white uniform attempted to pull a magic blaster, but was shot instantly by the Admiral.

"I am Admiral Diamond Tiara of the EFC De Pon!" shouted the Admiral. "You are now captured and your executive officers are to cuffed and taken to my ship! Any attempt to resist we equal death!"

"Ma'am." stated a Stallion in a white ensigns uniform. "I'm the only officer left. When you shot of the bridge, you killed all the other officers."

"Oh...' Diamond replied. "Guards, cuff him ,and stay here with the rest till we reach port!"

Back home.

"Ma'am!' shouted the Filly of Defense as she rushed into Scootaloo's office. "The De Pon has captured an Equestrian ship!"

"Why?!" she questioned.

"The ship entered our waters, and when told to leave, fired upon our ship." stated the filly. "Our ship shot off the bridge, killing all the officers."

"I see." Scoots replied.

"But here's the interesting part, it was a missile ship." she continued.

Author's Note

I'm glad I came back to the this story. Tell me if I should continue!