Prism Bolt usually doesn't bother himself with the company that Rainbow Dash keeps.

However, one morning he meets Rainbow's griffon friend, Gilda la Grand, and discovers rather quickly that she's rather rude, arrogant, and just generally nasty. She turns her frustrations at Rainbow Dash's inability to wake up on a weekend on Prism Bolt, and proceeds to hurl as many sticks and stones as she can to break his bones.

Prism Bolt hates being demeaned. He won't stand for insults. And as he learns more about Gilda than he would have liked, it turns out that maybe, just maybe, he can give her what she deserves...

Here we go again, fellas. After several months of inactivity, I sat down and wrote a thing again over a week in between finding sources for papers and working on projects with groups. I know that I've already done a fic with Rainbow Dash's dad before; this is an entirely seperate universe from that one. This is shameless, smutty smut, written out of boredom and immature hornyness, because I'm just the kind of guy who writes out his fantasies and posts them on the internet. It's what happens when one listens to trap music and looks at pictures of Gilda.

Yeah. It's that kind of whiteboy stuff. Enjoy the show as always, fellas.

Thanks to IRpony for all his help with editing!

Cover art is by the venerable ss2sonic.

I'm going to go into my bunker and wait out the shitstorm since I used all the tropes of a bad feature story– no point besides sexy stuff, anthro, and cover art by ss2sonic oh god help please they're already drawing and quartering meeeee