Equestrian Vice

It was getting late now it was about twelve when Globe got to Fancy Pantses house. His house was far more grandiose then Filthys. It had a very modern look it had a lot of glass walls and was shaped very squarish. It was built on the side of a tall hill so you had a beautiful view of all of canterlot. Globe knocked on the door and a butler quickly answered.

"Right this way sir."

Globe followed him in the house and began being lead by him. He noticed that Fancy Pants has a lot of pictures of himself all around the house. They eventually arrived at his office. Fancy Pants was sitting behind a big, strong, powerful desk. He looked up and gestured for him to come in.

"Would you like anything to drink?"

"Yea an apple cider would be good."

Globe sat down in front of him. The butler bought Globe the cider.

"Thanks."

The butler just nodded and walked away.

"Alright what you have to know about Slickworth is that hes out of his mind. It started with just little things then it just grew into insanity."

Globe took a big gulp of his cider then began.

"So you think he would do something as extreme as kidnap Applejack?"

"Oh absolutely, absolutely. Hey who told you about this anyway?"

"I really don't know she didn't say her name."

"Oh well that's too bad."

"Huh?"

They stared at each other for a minute then Globe started to feel drowsy.

"Wait...wh-whats going...."

The last thing Globe saw was Fancy Pants Smiling.

Globe jolted out of his sleep. He looked around and realized he was back in his house sitting on his couch.Was it all just a dream?

[Knock! Knock! Knock!]

What the...

[Boom] The door flew wide open.

"Police! Get on the ground right now!"

"Wh.."

"I said get on the ground!"

Globe did quickly.

"Wait what am I being charged with?"

Two cops bring out three big sacks of bits out from the bedroom.

"I don't know how about you tell me?"

"But I- how the- where...That's not mine!"

"Well that's the whole point its Fancy Pantses."

Fuck.