Equestrian Vice

Globe shut the door behind and immediately went for his pipe. He picked some leaves off his plant crushed them up and put it in his pipe. He sat down on his couch and began smoking. Right when he was starting to feel it he heard knocking on his door. Panic built up inside of him and quickly dashed to the door. He opened it and saw that it was his old friend Timeserver.

"Hey wassup I heard you just got out of jail."

"Yea I did."

"I also heard that you were doing a case, involving applejack and that Fancy Pants set you up."

"All happened."

"You have to tell me all about it!"

"Yea no problem come in."

They made their way to the living room and both sat on the couch. Timeserver picked up the pipe on the table.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh I'm ingesting smoke from some magic leaves."

"Why..."

"For the effects."

"Which are?"

"Well it uh... simply put it relaxes you."

"Oh neat can I give it a go?"

"Sure."

They both started smoking. Timeserver started coughing.

"Celestia that's rough."

"You get used to it."

"So when do you start feeli- oh... shit there it is haha. So uh... so uh... so tell me the whole story start to finish."

Globe told the whole story while Timeserver seemed to get more and more relaxed on the couch.

"Crazy shit who would of known."

"Yea I think I might give up the whole PI business because I get the gut feeling that the cases are just going to get worse."

"I hear ya."

They both sat there for a minute until Timeserver sprang up excited.

"Hey... Hey wait a minute... we could totally sell this!"

"What?"

"How did you figure this out."

"A creature tried to burn me in the Everfree Forest and this plant caught on fire."

"Fucking perfect! Do you have any idea... does anypony else know?"

"No."

"Celestia fuck me we're going to be rich my friend! I got two twin cousins that can sell this shit fast. What do ya say? I get it sold while you grow it."

"If other ponies like it enough, which they will, they'll just grow it themselves."

"How can they? They will only get the leaf and have no idea where it grows."

"Huh."

"What do ya say wanna give this a shot?"

Globe thought for a minute.

"Fuck it why not."