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                    Fifty Shades of Hay                    
                 -by Octavious The Pinkie-                 
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                         Prologue                          
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Prologue
"Attention every pony!" Pinkie Pie squealed out as she paced the floor in front of the line of her friends, all of them looking up to what seemed to be the top shelf of books in the library with their toughest faces on.
"Today is the day we make history, today is the day that cannot fail,"  Pinkie began to rub her hooves together, and then zipped passed them all and disappeared. She then reappeared over spike "CANNOT FAIL!"  Spike shrieked and hide behind Twilight's leg.
There was a moment of silence as Pinkie continued to rub her hooves together and stare them all down, Apple Jack was the first to speak out, and break the silence.
"Umm, Pinkie, what are we actually goin' to be doin' today that's so important?"   Pinkie stared Apple Jack down until she began to regret asking the question in the first place.
"Today." Pinkie Pie began to explain.
"We are going to be  . . . ." she began to squeal in excitement.
"Making the best, mots awesome, most fantastical, biggest, most bedazilingly phenomenal welcoming party EVER!" Out of nowhere confetti and streamers had begun to explode behind her.
Pinkie began to jump in the air, and then froze within it as Twilight began to speak.
"Wait a minute, what pony? I didn't hear that there was somepony new coming down to live in Ponyville, and I'm [spoiler][/spoiler] a princess, I should know out of anyone if there was somepony that important coming down to Ponyville."
Pinkie slowly levitated down from her frozen jump, and floated down in front of Twilight.
"Because . .  ."
[Song]
"I have the cutie mark to show,
and i'm telling you it glows!
with three balloon, and fluffy pink mane
HEY OH!
I know everypony you know,
and much much more you know,
it's my specialty,
my destiny,
so I of all would know  when . . . . .
A new Pony come's to town,
and I want to let them know
that they are welcomed,
that they are welcomed,
that their spe-cial-ty will gloooooooooooow.
So welcome ponies,
so welcome ponies,
I'm here to let you know,
that you are welcome,
welcome ponies,
I assure you know that Pinkie Pie
THAT'S ME!
will be the first to say,
that you are welcomed,
that you are welcomed,
and that your spe-cial-ty will gloooooooooooow!
[END OF SONG]
"Yes Pinkie I know it's your specialty but, I think that as a princess of Equestria, I should -"
Pinkie Pie interrupted Twilight and got up in her face.
"Do I need to sing the song again!"  Pinkie screamed out, her eyes bulging out and just about touching Twilight' s.
"Listen Pinkie, I have a lot of things to do, so are we going to get this party started or what?" Rainbow Dash said as she flew in the air, and examined her hooves.
"Um, yeah could we get this going . . . . um, if you wouldn't mind?" Flutter shy whispered out, but to be honest no one heard her.
Twilight said nothing and continued mumbling to herself, look down with a bread of a doubtful and confused look on her face.
"Let get down to business!" Spike yelled out.
Everyone cheered behind him, and began to walk outside of the library to start planning the the party for the mystery pony, but stopped in front of a carriage shimmering with deep silver coating, and grey steaks.
All of them stopped to look at the carriage in awe, even Twilight had her snout open.
The carriage door opened, and a tall stallion came out. his hair a shimmering black and grey, and his coat a mesmerizing deep turquoise.
"Hel - lo Ponyville!" His voice was a smooth deep voice, very Manehattan.
"He's gorgeous!" Rarity squealed.
"He's buff!" Apple Jack drooled out.
"He's beyond daring do coolness!" Rainbow Dash said while twirling in the air.
"He's graceful," Flutter Shy slowly spoke out, her eyes glimmering.
"He's a Party pony," Pinkie said with her hooves against her cheeks.
"He's smart," Twilight said admiringly.
"He's another pony," Spike murmured under his breath as he looked between the new pony and his friends in confusion.
"He's  . . . . Christian Hay." The mystery pony spoke out and smiled down on all of them, and blinded them with his stainless white teeth.
Rarity squealed and fainted on Flutter Shy.