league of equestria

by thatguy45

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Adventure, Crossover, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 867

a LoL crossover. the summoners are all killed, and the champions brought by a malevolent force to a new land: equestria

it was a simple plot. and an easy one to carry out, now that i think about it.

please describe the incident

is that what they're calling it now? i call it a campaign, but different strokes for different blokes, i guess. so, the first part was to get rid of the summoners. now, i know what your going to say, 'they were vital to the system', 'you've made a grievous mistake' but i say fuck that. isn't freedom more important?

you are dodging the question.

no i'm not, i'm trying to explain it so that your small mind can comprehend the why. i am quite mad, apparently. well, that's partly true. even i don't fully understand why. but i can try. okay. as i'm sure you know, i'm a scientist. i created, with the help of a few other scientist, a doorway. my greatest achievement. as per the course, i was the first, and last, to directly enter the portal.

it was horrific. ever had every part of your body, mind, and soul torn apart, and reconstructed? well that was what it felt like. when i finally regained consciousness, i was in a cell. in another dimension. you know how i know it was another dimension? it was ruled by talking ponies.

…please be serious, doctor.

I am! i'm being completely serious! it was ruled by a diarchy of ponies who moved their sun. they claimed i was found in an area where dark magic had been used recently, and that i was the prime suspect. i'll let you know, i tried my hardest to convince them that I wasn't the culprit, but they wouldn't have it.

they locked me up in a magic resistant cell in the depths of… wherever it was that i was. truth be told, i never saw the outside of the place.

then what convinced you to send the champions there?

the stories. after my first few months there, i was allowed to converse with my designated, 'redeemer' princess twilight sparkle. ah, she was a lass. everything i look for in a girl, actually, but she was pony, and i was a person, so C'est la vie. anyway, she stated telling me about her friends, her family, how she was raised to royalty, all the jazz.

about six months later, she let me have a few things. a rudimentary chemistry set, a couple of books, even a few pieces of metal to tinker with. when she wasn't with me, however, i was behind six sets of magically re-inforced iron doors, and i had nothing more than a bucket, and some chalk. but that was all i needed. within a year, calculations covered every wall of my cell, and my escape had started. long story short, i opened a door way back here, and it consumed half the castle in the process.

anyway, my eyes had been opened. i realized that the league was nothing more than a prison, forcing people to fight in glorified cockfights. so I had to free them. I had to kill the summoners. so, using a few techniques i had learned, i exploded the institute of war. but… i miscalculated.

you knew this would happen?

it was… a theory. a theory that i had invested little time towards, and that was my mistake. i did a few calculations, Correct this time, and they showed that the magical link between the champions and their summoners would be severed if they were exposed to the potent energy in the portal. there was no way i could possibly have saved all of them, so i did the next best thing. i set the portal to over load, and i threw the runes for all the champions i had, which pretty much all of them, i am a collector, after all, into the portal.

is that it?

well, that's my story. i was apprehended a few hours after the destruction of the institute. it wasn't like i tried to hide.

so what happened to the champions?

they're in equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-08 03:05:18 UTC

vel'koz - twilight sparkle

all she was, was pain. it was all she saw, all she heard, all she felt, all she was. she had never felt such pain.

"interesting. where am I?" what? a voice? it wasn't one she had heard before. was it death?

p-please... help me..." it was all she could do to get it's attention.

"a pony? i have not seen one of those for thousands of years..." she felt something, a tentacle, or a tail, wrap around her damaged midsection, and lift her up. she felt something heavy, presumably a piece of rubble, fall off of her legs. you are grievously injured. we must get you to a hospital immediately. i don't know how to repair three broken legs. not with 100% success."

wh... who are you?"

"i am vel'Koz, the eye of the void."

and it all truly faded to black.

"princess! we found her!" the guard burst in, and princess Celestia was upon him in a moment.

"where is she?!"

"she was brought to the hospital, by..."

"who? was it hyde?"

"n-no, but just as odd. you should go see her." a flash of yellow, and princess Celestia was gone.

"i'm sorry princess, but you can't see her. she's in surgery." the nurse pushed the princess down into a seat. "you'll have to wait."

"can you at least tell me where the pony who saved her is? i'd like to thank them."

"uh,he or it? he left when he brought her in. he did say something about collecting information, though, if that helps.

"not really. how bad is it?"

"both her back legs, and her right foreleg are broken, multiple deep lacerations all over her body, a large piece of rubble lodged itself in her abdomen, and a massive concussion. it'll be amazing if she remembers her own name after this."

"perfect. do you know the direction he went?"

"in the general direction of ponyville."

for the first time in my life, i was afraid. not from a mortal danger, no. nothing can challenge me and win. But I was afraid of what i just did. the ramifications of my actions finally entered my mind about a mile or so from -canterlot-. i. saved. a. life. never before had i done that. instead of consuming her for the knowledge she contained, i delivered her to a place of healing, a 'hospital'. maybe a malfunction? no. i have never deviated from my quest. and i never shall again.

hopefully.

today was a strange day. after leaving the rubble of canterlot, vel'Koz ran over 50 self diagnostics, but was unable to discern exactly what happened. Disheartened, he made his was west, towards an unknown destination. he didn't know why he was going there, his quest for knowledge did not propel him there, but something else. only when he realized what he was doing, did he stop. but something continued to urge him forwards. when he reached his destination, he would have to run another diagnostic scan or 50.

strange. my destination appears to be a city. no. a town. too big to be a hamlet. but not big enough to be a city. my visuals appear to be malfunctioning, as well. i cannot scope out the entirety of the town in one go. i do one half, and then i find another building that i was absolutely sure was not there before. it is baffling. and on one end, far larger than any other building i've seen in the town, was a castle made of crystal. i might find answers there.

vel'koz was hurrying in his way, when a bright rainbow shot passed him.

"what? what was that? a polychromatic refraction of light heading in one solid direction? a rainbow?" the rainbow, seeming to care nothing for common physics, turns completely around, and starts heading towards him again. he wastes no time. he charges his Life Form Disintegration Ray, and aims it at the head of the rapidly approaching rainbow. "you will make an interesting specimen, rainbow." he fired, and the shot was dead on.

except that it missed. the rainbow ducked out of the way at the last moment, and continued towards him. "a champion? odd. this isn't the field of battle. but i have been attacked outside of the field before." after a few calculations, he brought a tentacle down right as the rainbow, which he now was 100% sure was a pony, was within range. his attack was met with a resounding crack. not relenting, he brought another tentacle up, and threw it up in the air.

"silly pony. you attempt to fight things beyond you." vel'koz turned, and leaving the pony to fall to their death, continued to the town. an unforeseen nuisance. but an easily rectified one. the populace of the town, also ponies, seem to have seen my aerial battle with the rainbow pony, and seem to be avoiding me. i touched down on the outskirts, and moved towards the castle.

up close, the castle was even more magnificent. vel'koz broke a piece off the side, and consumed it.

"interesting. formed in one day? by magic? this requires more study."