"Hello." I said to Luna "HOLY FLAMING TOASTERS the hell are you?!?!" Wait I'm geting ahead of my self only 3 chapters but ahead non the less <] *rewind sound*. Once apon a time, there was a human named. "That's right TWILIGHT SPARKLE! *shot gun cocks* no it's Gabe. *sips tea* good old 900 prof 98 year old vodka what no I'm half dragon * mumbles off screen* I'm not to know that yet flaming flamboyant flounders I NEED TO BE TOLD THINGS PEOPLE *stomps off screen* great first chapter this is going to the bloopers "HERES JOHNY NOT THE BEES"
WHAT THE FLUFF THE MOON is pie don't die a a a a a a a cat in a hat sits on a mat hiring a bat to be fat and zecora cried because the ever-free died. End not in time but in crime while eating a like that is life. Up down all around that is never more jibber jabber flubber flabber this is insanity
Six nine four five seven eight eleven remember those numbers kid good bye I love pie that's all forks
Just don't ask bye bye
