New old age

by BioWolfPack82

Rating: everyone
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Length: 285

First story

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-11 06:20:06 UTC

One day

"Hello." I said to Luna "HOLY FLAMING TOASTERS the hell are you?!?!" Wait I'm geting ahead of my self only 3 chapters but ahead non the less <] *rewind sound*. Once apon  a time, there was a human named. "That's right TWILIGHT SPARKLE! *shot gun cocks* no it's  Gabe. *sips tea*  good old 900 prof 98 year old vodka what no I'm half dragon * mumbles off screen* I'm not to know that yet flaming flamboyant flounders I NEED TO BE TOLD THINGS PEOPLE *stomps off screen* great first chapter this is going to the bloopers  "HERES JOHNY NOT THE BEES"

WHAT THE FLUFF  THE  MOON is pie don't die a a a a a a a cat in a hat sits on a mat hiring a bat to be fat and zecora cried because the ever-free died. End not in time  but in crime while eating a like that is life. Up down all around that is never more jibber jabber flubber flabber this is insanity

Six nine four five seven eight eleven remember those numbers kid good bye I love pie  that's all forks

Just don't ask bye bye

The rest of the program was high on rainbows Friendship aaaand pot

Cats cats cat text taco cats cats cats taco cat CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT I like bananas you like bananas I like bananas bananas I like hats hats hats hats hats hats a  bananas every body dance now to do to doMO cats hat rat fat bat mat a WILL CPHER IS POTATO SQUARE NAR NAR NAR WAIND HATS KITTEN HI DRY PIE LIE MY MY  Sorry I can not write I am asking you to comment on what to do next