drunk madness

by Nui rake

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 519

vinyl gets extremely drunk

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-08 23:12:31 UTC

all you need is bottle of beer!

"TOASTERS ARE LIKE PONIES YOU KNOW" screamed a highly intoxicated vinyl who had just began chucking her 7th bottle of whiskey followed by her 4th beer "BECUASE THEY BOTH HAVE UM AH THEY BOTH HAVE UM UM FEET!" she shouted in success "YEAH THATS RIGHT" after the outburst she headed towards the club door pushing mares and stallions alike out of the way followed by a few "hey" and "watch it" but vinyl didn't care she was on a mission! she had set out to find the 'magical beer house' as she called it in reality it was just her bedside cupboard.

As she aimlessly trotted around canterlot she relised that she forgot where she left so there was only one thing to do and that was call tavi.

vinyl>Tavi cum nd pic me up

tavi>Vinyl are you drunk again

vinyl>No ur te dunk wan

tavi>where are you ill come get you

vinyl> I amat da place wit da catsl

tavi>so pickadill street then

vinyl>I ges so

tavi>ill be right there

vinyl>I neeed to aks u somtin

tavi>what vinyl

vinyl>do you like bannanas

tavi>im coming to get you

great mission success now vinyl was one step closer to the 'magical beer house' and a morning of regret and head pain to follow.Time went on for vinyl she watched as taxi's passed and ponies chatted with the occasional smash of a window. Vinyl could feel her head getting heavy she fell to the floor with a thud and blacked out.The next thing she knew she was moving on somepony's back it was Octavia she had arrived just as some colts were trying to steal her bits what buckers she turned her head to see some familure buildings she was nearly home. when they arrived back home Octavia set vinyl on her bed followed by a despite attempt to reach for the beer her hoof was thrown back by Octavia who had returned for some reason "i took a cab down to pickadill street and cant find my way back" she said "i hope you wouldn't mind if I slept here for the night would you?" followed by a nod from vinyl "thank you vinyl" Octavia said before leaving the room vinyl looked up and pated the bed Octavia turned around to see vinyl had moved over and was pating the bed "are you sure that's alright" replied Octavia vinyl nodded so reluctantly Octavia got into the bed it smelled like beer and old take away but it was better than nothing. When Octavia awoke the next morning she started to panick but quickly realised why she wasn't in her bed but somepony else's she made her way around the small apartment not being able to find vinyl she decided to take a shower after leaving a note on the door of the apartment she oppend the bathroom door and to her surprise found vinyl chucking a bottle of beer. Upon seeing Octavia vinyl put down the alcoholic beverage and said drunkenly "did I ever tell you how much toasters are like ponys?".