Once upon a time, Xxx_TOM_xxX, the dank master of memes was strolling down the stairs, off to smoke some weed and quickscope some scrubs in his favourite game, Call of Duty: Fish AI Warfare.
"dam, its gud to feel mlg pro," Xxx_TOM_xxX proudly exclaimed to himself. He fired up his bong and threw a pack of cocaine at his dank console master race machine. He started up the game and started quickscoping the absolute crap out of the twelve year old scrubs that infested Call of Duty.
"HAXXORR!111!" they exclaimed, as they were being obliterated by Xxx_TOM_xxX's pure skill and swag.
"u wot m8 i swaer on me nan ill quickscope ur cheeky scrub arse. 1v1 me quickscopes only IRL fgt, an will se who te bestest 360 conltroller tosser thier is m8. ill quickscope ur nan across te sun m8. im in faze fgt, ur just a cheeky scrublord cuant arse taht cant match me minecaunt clanz, lel poodiie can suck me arse. come down to portland, ill rek ur sexy 12 year old arsehole, hospital bill on me m8." Xxx_TOM_xxX screamed into his microphone.
"By Celestia's beard, what abhorred language!" a young female voice said. Everyone in the game was dead silent for about 4 hours and 20 minutes.
"SHOW ME UR BEWBZ HO!"
"CANZ I ADD UR SEXY ARSE!!?!?"
"AYY LMAO"
"get baxs into te kicthen fgt an' make me a sandwizh"
The voices of screaming fags and butthurt fanboys filled the air, until the lone female gamer finally yelled.
"HALT YOUR INSULTS AND DANK MEMES, YOUR INSOLENCE WILL COST YOU YOUR PRIDE. I CHALLENGE YOUR BEST PLAYER IN THIS GAME TO A DUEL."
Xxx_TOM_xxX saw the challenge and instantly took it.
"PREPARE YOURSELF SCUM, AS MY BULL-",
(Accurate representation of what happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRbZJS5A_E)
"WHAT?! LUCKY SCRUB!"
"git gud kid"
"I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM NO MERE CHILD, AS I AM LUNA, PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT!"
"wow, gay brony fgt"
"YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THOSE WORDS!"
"stfu fgt, ur mad cuz' bad"
"THAT'S IT! A MONTH IN THE DUNGEON!"
"lel is dis fgt surious"
"TWO MONTHS!"
"so mad and bad"
"THREE MONTHS!"
"yall need shrek nigga" The game ended with Luna getting her ass whooped across the face of the planet while Xxx_TOM_xxX was top fragging her arse.
"CHEATER!"
"nah, ur bad"
"FINE, HOW ABOUT A REAL DUEL INSTEAD OF THIS ELECTRONIC TRASH. 1V1 ME AT DAWN NEAR THE ROYAL CASTLE OF CANTERLOT."
"u wot m8, console mazter rice m8, eyes caun't see aboave 10 fps fgt, #tru facts" Xxx_TOM_xxX decided to prepare his ass, so he filled his bong with onions and Doritos. He then inhaled that dank shit and 360'ed out the window with his obviously superior console shoved up his ass.
"YO WHATS GOOD NIGGA, YO ASS IS GONNA GIT REKT" Xxx_TOM_xxX proudly shouted to the otherwise pissed off Princess of the Night.
"JUST YOU WAIT!"
"dam man, turnz off caps cock fgt."
"NO."
"k fine" Quite a big crowd was gathering around them, for none of these scrubs have witnessed a 1v1 match.
"ART THOU READY?"
"hold on imma take a hit m8" Xxx_TOM_xxX replied while pulling out his bong. He filled it with all kinds of stuff that could be mentioned as dank such as Mountain Dew, Doritos, weed, crack, his console, dank memes from the internet, and other kinds of weird shit. He fired it up and took a huge whiff.
"dam thats dank"
"NOW?"
"ya"
"FINE THEN, HAVE AT THEE!" Luna thought to herself 'There's no way he can defeat my superior magic, right?' She charged up a quick blast to see how much damage it would do against this creature. Xxx_TOM_xxX saw this cheeky move and threw an onion at her.
"WHAT IS THIS, AN ONION!?"
"ya"
"THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
"ya"
"WHY THIS, OF ALL THINGS?"
"cuz its dank"
"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?"
"ur mum"
"FUCK YOU!" Luna cried. The entire crowd was silent until the clock struck at about 4:20. To hear a princess use that kind of language was the worst possible thing.
(FUCK MAN YOU SEE THAT SHIT, TOTALLY FUCKING NAILED THAT REFERENCE. SHIT, OH YEAH THE REST OF THE STORY)
"LUNA! I AM ASHAMED OF YOUR FAGGOT ASS," an otherworldly voice said. A white horse descended from the clouds, releasing its dank smell for all to inhale.
"CELESTIA PLEASE, NO!"
"TOO LATE FAGGOT!"
"NOOOOOOO!" Luna was then banished to the moon for another 420 years.
"lel wat a skrub," Xxx_TOM_xxX retorted.
"AND AS FOR YOU!"
"shit nigga dam, who te fuk turnz on caps lock so muchh"
"SILENCE FAGGOT, YOUR ASS IS MINE."
"is ur perioids today"
"SHIT, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?"
"i got hax"
"GET BANNED BITCH."
"wat" Xxx_TOM_xxX was then turned into a black guy.
(SHIT, SORRY TO ANY FUCKING BLACK GUYS WHO READ THIS STUPID ASS SHIT, BUT I'M GOING TO BE RACIST AS FUCK IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF LINES. LOL LINES. LOL CRACK. LOL ASSCRACK. SHIT, SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING.)
"WHAT THE FUCK, THAT ISN'T THE SPELL!"
"yo what the fuck man, dis shit gay"
"HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND, MEANWHILE, TRY NOT TO GET ARRESTED."
"whoops, too late" Xxx_TOM_xxX said behind the bars of a cell.
