Anon And The Power Of Love + Stupidity

by Anon Your M8

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Human, Slice of Life
Length: 1288

Anon Is Living the life at Canterlot High, But Falling In Love With A Girl With a Troubled Past And No Respect For Herself is gonna show Anon how stressful and tough Playing The Good Guy Can Be.

Anon Is Living the life at Canterlot High, But Falling In Love With A Girl With a Troubled Past And No Respect For Herself is gonna show Anon how stressful and tough Playing The Good Guy Can Be.

Follow Anon As he comes to grips with the struggles and stress of dealing with girls, his Senior status and so, so much more.

So Follow Our Good Friend Anon As he Quests through life trying to win the girl and not spill to much spaghetti, Something Tells me its gonna be a long Week.

Rated M for Magic! (And MoonShine!)
First Story Ever!!! For Realzies!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-11 08:37:11 UTC

01 - The Story has to start somewhere right?

You are Anon.

Today was friday.

Last Day of School!

Fuk Ys Gt Rek'd M8!

Oh shit what's this?

Standing before you was Adagio Dazzle the Ex-Siren/Miracle Lyrical and Sunset Shimmer, Ex-Demon Bitch/Your Other Crush and they were going at it.

You stood there, not quite sure how to handle a situation like that, should you step in and try to resolve it or just go on your merry way and go meet Dash like you was meant to.

'Come on Brain think... bah useless! Dick? You there buddy?'

(Dick here, what's the Sit-Rep?)

'Two girls are fighting and I'm not sure if I should do something?'

(Should I Ready the Missile Sir?)

'NO..! That wouldn't help at all Dick! I thought you'd at least have some...'

(Wait! Shut up! I'm detecting something... Oh god! its bacon hair and Velvet Throat! load the torpedo!)

'NO DON'T..!'

You look down to spot the small tent that has just been pitched.

"Fuck you Dick..."

Both of the previously occupied girls take a break from shouting at each other and look at you, being the mad scientist you are you cover your crotch just in the nick of time with your physics textbook.

'Anon 1 Anon's Dick 0!'

Sunset speaks up, her right eye twitching in such a cute manner.

"Anon! Please tell this bitch to back off before I hurt her"

Adagio laughs and places her hand on her hip and leans slightly to one side, those gorgeous hips of hers sticking out.

"Pfff you couldn't hurt a fly reject, you weren't wanted in Equestria and you ain't wanted here either!"

Dick Disengages the tactical nuke as You cringe and check to see if your heart is still working after hearing that low blow, Sunset however raises her fist, but she let's it drop as she bursts into tears and runs off, pushing her way past you.

"Sunset Wait..!"

Adagio Laughs and folds her arms over her chest, you however just stand there, rage starting to boil, plans to flail the Siren popping up in your minds eye, you turn to face the Siren and bare your teeth.

"That was low Adagio... Even for you..."

You turn and run in the direction that Shimmer ran off.

'I've got to find her... God knows she didn't deserve that... Not after all the effort she's put into to make everyone see she has changed..."

(Go get her champ! we got you back!)

'Thanks dick! Your my one true friend!'

(Don't go full homo on me Anon...)

'You had to ruin it didn't you...'

(LOL!)

Adagio slowly dropped her arms to her side as you ran off after Shimmer, her mouth quivered and her eyes watered.

"Anon... I... I didn't mean too... I'm sorry..."

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"Sunset wait... I can't keep running like this... I'm not yet one with the Dash..."

After chasing Sunset Shimmer for about all of seven minutes your internal organs had just had all but enough of this sudden outburst of the need for leg speed and so they decided to try and cause as much pain to you as you was causing them.

You knew you couldn't keep up once this happened and hoped that bacon bits would stop running, and thank Khorne she did.

"Fuck... I think one of my lungs just crumpled up... You alright shimmer?"

She's standing there in front of you but she doesn't turn to face you, you can still here her quietly sobbing.

"Go away Anon... I just want to be alone"

You manage to finally regain your stamina and you walk behind her a rest a hand on her shoulder.

"Come on Shimmer, I've got your back, you already know this"

She suddenly turns around and looks at you as if she's gonna go full super bitch, but instead she just buries her head into your chest as she wraps her arms around you and starts crying, you quickly place one arm on her back as you let her cry into your cheap as chips Wonderbolt shirt.

"Did she really mean it Anon... Does everybody think that about me..."

She removed her head from your now teardrop covered shirt and chest to look at you with those beautiful aqua blue eyes of hers, her face stained with tear streaks, it didn't make her any less beautiful in your opinion

"Of course not Shimmer, hell after you saved the school from them at the battle of the bands I'm sure half the people here would let you sit on their face!"

She laughed at that and showed off that award winning smile of hers, one which always made you smile in return.

"I'm not sure about that Anon, but... Thanks, you always know what to say to cheer me up"

You continue to smile at her as she slowly releases you from the hold she had on you, as much as you didn't want her too.

"Well Shimmy I've known you longer than anyone else here, and I know the real you, the Sunset Shimmer I fell in love with..."

You sort of drift off at the end, just staring at Shimmer with a smile, she however looks at you kinda shocked.

"What was that?!"

You realising what you just said quickly scoop shimmer off of her feet and quickly start to run back to school.

"I said the same shimmer that's about to get us both in trouble for missing class"

She looks at you as you sprint down the road with her in your arms bridal style.

"Oh, are you sure that's what you said?"

You look down at her and grin madly.

"What else could I have said, now hold on tight Shimmy!"

She looks in front of the two of you just in time to see you heading for a large set of stairs, but she's to late to stop you from jumping on the rails and grinding down them in your trainers.

"OH MY GOD ANON I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"

She screams at you as you superbly grind down the rails while holding onto her.

"Bitch Please I played Sunset Overdrive!"

You reach the bottom of the railing and jump off and break into a second sprint as you rush for the school entrance.

As you burst through the front doors the hallways are luckily clear as you continue to sprint, Sunset now clinging on for dear life.

As you turn a corner you pass by Twilight and Rainbow Dash, you look at them quick enough to see the looks on their faces, Amazement just about describes it.

Finally you reach her class and gently put her down before taking two steps back to avoid the uppercut that Shimmer just tried to lump you with.

"You Crazy asshole you could of killed us!"

You grin and turned to enter your own class which is opposite hers.

"Well at least we won't be late Shimmy, I'll catch you at Lunch"

And with that you step into English and close the door behind you.

Shimmer just rolls her eyes and turns to enter her own class just as her cell goes off in her pocket, she grabs her phone and flips it open to read the text she just got.

FROM: Twilight Sparkle

Whoa looks like you and Anon are and item now! The way he was carrying you was so cute!

Sunset looked to the door that you had just went through and smiled.

She then sends a quick reply before heading into her own class.

TO: Twilight Sparkle

Hopefully one of us will be able to ask the other out... But not yet... See you at lunch :)