Steve and Hwnt "Hwnt becomes a princess"

by cheayhotbeef

First published April 10th, 2015 04:30

Steve and Hwnt is a series the mlgHwnt does of which Steve finds himself able to talk to his in-game Minecraft Character.

Hwnt has made his way out of Minecraft and finds a file within Steves computer containing all the episodes of My Little Pony. He blackmails Steve using this knowledge but is sucked into the world.

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Steve and Hwnt "Hwnt become a princess"

Steve and Hwnt "Hwnt become a princess"
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Steve and Hwnt "Hwnt becomes a princess"

Steve and Hwnt "Hwnt become a princess"

The setting takes place within the villager's casino. Hwnt was playing with Benny an archery game which consisted of taking turns using a bow to shot down mobs. They did have some stakes, the loser has to do something the winner says.

"Eughoo," Benny says.

"Welp, I lost the dare. What do you want me to do." Hwnt said displeased.

"Eough."

"You want me to find some blackmail for Steve? Where?"

"Eiugh," Benny flys to the nearby water fountain. Then he gives Hwnt a gold nugget.

"You want me to wish to go on his desktop? What the hell." Hwnt steps forward and tosses the nugget into the well.

After that he was knocked over by wind then knocked unconscious. Hwnt wakes up to see about fifty files floating in mid-air.

I wonder what I can use to Blackmail Steve. Hwnt looks around and bumps into an invisible folder which opened on impacted. Inside contained downloaded 1080p60fps videos of My Little Pony. Just then Steve walks into his room and stares at him. "What are you doing there? Why are doing through my stuff?" He shouts at the computer screen.
He sits down on his chair and hives his mouse over the X square of the folder. However Hwnt reacted quickly and lifts an episode and jumps out of the folder before it collapses into a file. He then jumps into Steves Twitter account. He places the files a draft tweet and stands near the post button.

"If you post I swear to god that I will destroy you." Steve says frantically.

"Do as I say or else." Hwnt exclaimed.

"Ok." Steve says.

Hwnt pauses the states, "Wow, I thought you would put up more resistance."

Steve only shrugs. However the files Hwnt was carrying started to glow and he was pulled into the blinding light. The file opened and Hwnt was in the world of My Little Pony.

"Steve! Where am I?" Hwnt asked. He looked around to find that he was located on top of a tower, on a mountain, in a castle.

"Well me and my intelligence says that you've found yourself inside the file you were carrying. By the looks of it, you're in Princess Celestia's castle. Look there she is."

Hwnt approaches her.

"Hello there creature. What are you?" She smiled kindly.

"I am Hwnt. What the hell are you?"

Steve flinched and yelled are the screen, "She's a princess. Treat her with respect."

"I'm Princess Celestia and I am ruler of Equestria." She sat down on her throne chair. Luna came in though the door.

Hwnt typed in the chat /mute Celestia and Steve could see that.

"Hello Tia, who's this?" Luna asked Celestia.

"Mmuuhumm." Celestia was shocked as she tryed to say something.

" What?" Luna looked at Hwnt. "What did you do?" She growled

Steve spoke up, "Be careful, they have magical powers."

Hwnt looked at Steve, "What?

"Unicorns have magic, Pegasus have wings. Some have none. Only 4 have both."

"How do I defend myself?" Hwnt said sarcastically. He then went into creative mode and placed tnt everywhere with a /replace all TNT command. Luna gasped at all the explosives.

"If you harm me say good bye to your castle. I should reward myself." Hwnt walks over to Celestia who looked scared. He picked up he crown and wore it. "I'm the new princess of Equestria. Now bow!" They both reluctantly bowed in hopes that he won't destroy the castle.

"Good, now move away from the castle." Hwnt built a portal of obsidian and activated it. Then threw Celestia and Luna in.

Steve look impressed. "Wow I though you would die. What will you do with your new found authority?"

"I have one idea. But first tell me about the main characters of this show.
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Hwnt was on a train to Ponyville. No one was on board with him because he was wearing a crown... And told the people who tryed to arest him for steal that he sent Celestia to hell. As well as Luna. He was respected afterwards.

"I think all this power is going to your head. Maybe you should stop." Steve suggested.

"HaHaHa. No." Hwnt replies.

Hwnt arrives in Ponyville and locates a castle. He finds a Purple Alicorn which goes by the name of Twilight Sparkle. He slams the door saying, "DingDong!"

"Who is saying DingDong at my door?" Twilight yells from inside and opens the door. She sees his crown and was shocked. "TAS that doing on your head?"

"Long story short. I took it from them." Hwnt said.

"What!" Twilight shouted and leaped at him. Hwnt flu up and avoided Her attack.

Twilight took flight and attempted a beam of magic at him. He set down a Bedrock block which totally absorbed the blast. Twilight then teleported behind him and stabbed him with her horn. Hwnt didn't flinch nor get hurt. He turned around to see a shocked and defeated Twilight. She didn't know what to do.
Hwnt stated, "You shall call me Princess Hispanic Woman Needs Tacos."
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"This is the worst fandom ever." Hwnt spoke to Steve.

"Well I think you don't know the meaning behind each episode, and within the last three days, you're turned all of Ponyville Residents into slaves and forced them to goldmine for you."

Hwnt looked at the workers and noticed another creature unlike the ponies.

"Eough!" Benny yelled from across the field and Hwnt walked closer.

"What?" Hwnt asked

"Eughu."

"You think I should stop this madness? Why?"

"Eeuuh."

"You also like this Fandom?"

"Euughh."

"This wasn't part of the dare? I failed?"

"Eeuhghg."

Benny took out a stone sword and sliced Hwnt into bits. All the pony residents looked at what he had done. They all broke out in cheer and threw him in the air. Steve minimized the tab and opened Minecraft. He met with Hwnt.

"I guess you're not meant to be a Princess after all. Maybe we should act like this ever happened."

"Fine, but if this ever happens to be brought up. I killed every pony. Then left."

"Ok, hey p, whatever happened to that crown?"

"Oh, I sold it for drugs. It made me feel like sucking my own dick then dying."

Author's Note

I highly suggest watching the 10 minute video of Steve and Tyler go do girl scouts and Steve and Hwnt episode 1 which is 3 minutes. This is a one-shot does in 30 minutes. NO HATE PLS.