The Melody Series : "Friends 4-Ever"

by Gijake1

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Random, Discord, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 1348

What happens when a pony accidently frees a god of chaos?

Melody is a pony living in the casual town of Ponyville. He is excited to go to the Canterlot Gardens, to test his new spell that enhances gardening! But when the spell goes wrong, a certain draconequus is freed, and he is stuck with him!

Hilarity ensues!
(Told in 1st person)

Published 2012-05-13 05:54:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-13 05:54:01 UTC

How Could This Happen To Me?

Ohmygoshohmahgosh! Today is the day! I get to go to Canterlot! I jump out of bed while my brown mane and tail bounces. I rush into the bathroom very excited. I can't believe it! I really get to test out this spell! I check out my blue coat for any knots or patches of dirt in the mirror. None. I then use my unicorn magic to levitate my toothbrush and toothpaste to brush my teeth.

As Colgate always stressed, I brushed my teeth in circles, and didn't forget to floss. I couldn't! It is a very important day. I skip breakfast, grab my saddlebag, and head out the door. Just then, my local mailmare came flying towards my house. Nope, not today Miss Hooves! I'm not getting a fracture! Derpy was flying right towards me, as expected. At the last second, I teleport out of the way, causing her to fly right into my door. She staggers, and slowly gets back up; she then uses her wings like a dragon hand, and pulls out my mail. "Here you go, Mr. Melody!" she said cheerfully. She then swoops back in the air, and slams right into then next unfortunate pony that happens to have her as her mailmare.

I sigh, and trot over to the train station. The way to the station is usually vacant, but the Gala is coming up soon, so ponies are beginning to board on trains. It won't bother me! I have a bright day ahead for me! I manage to make it up to the front of the line, where I then board the train. A few other ponies sit in the seats near me, and the train begins to pull along the tracks, going to the famous city: Canterlot.

I sighed, and took out my trusty pad and quill from my saddlebag; my super special talent may be making music, but I prefer to write. I then wrote an epic about a pony who saved Equestria by creating a force-field all around Equestria. Some day, I would write my OWN book. The train screeched to a stop when we reached my stop. I put my quill back behind my ear, and put my pad back in my saddlebag.

I then gallop as fast as I can, straight towards the gardens. I had to do this; it could be a breakthrough for magic! My gallop then slowly turned into a trot as I approach the gardens. I then use my magic to open up the gate, and walk in. The gardens are amazing. It seems so... perfect! Oh boy, oh boy! I just have to find the perfect spot to test it! I found a small platform, and trotted up to it. Several ponies were chatting nearby, and I decided to clear my throat to get their attention.

The ponies turn to me, looking at me with unamused faces. "Hello everypony! I am here today, for I have made a break through in magic! Watch!" I announce. I then close my eyes, and force all of my energy to my horn. My horn sparks, and then glows. I hear a powerful blast of magic, and the ponies scramble out of the way. I open my eyes, and suddenly my face turns into great dismay. The magic was headed right to-

[FAN MAIL TIME]

Hello everbody! I'm here to answer your fan mail! Here is a letter from Jackson in North Dakota!

Dear Fan Mail Donkey:

hey, ass, get back onto the story!

Love,
Jackson.

Oh... Sorry.

[END FAN MAIL... Forever...]

The magic was headed right to a certain statue in the garden, and that statue, was the god of chaos himself. Ponies then ran away, for the magic affects all living things. The magic is supposed to make plants grow miraculously. The stone from the staute began to crack, and I am frozez in fear. Almost all the ponies have cleared the area, except a few. The statue then broke, and the god flew into the air with a long laugh of triumph.

"Who is the pony that set me free..?" he asked, scanning us. All the ponies point to me, and I shoot them a look. They then took off, leaving me with Discord. "Well, well, well! It's very kind of you to relieve me of my prison." he said with a grin. I don't like this, at all.

Suddenly, Celestia flew down to us, and I make a huge sigh of relief. "Discord! How did you escape?!?" she asks, her brows furrowed.

"Oh, this little pony here helped me!" he said, putting his arm around me. Celestia looks at me with a frown. "Princess please, it was an acc-" I start, only to be inturrupted by Discord.

"Don't worry Tia, I mended all my ways." he said, trying to look calm. Celestia scans Discord for any fabrications shown in his face, but not one was found. "Fine, but you have to promise not to hurt this pony on purpose." she comprised. Discord smiles. "Don't worry, I won't hurt a hair on this ponies head on purpose." He replied.

Celestia then turns to me. "As for your punishment for releasing the god of chaos, he shall live with YOU." I gulp, and turned to Discord, who was still facing Celestia. I feel my teeth chatter, and nod. Celestia then scans Discord one more time. "Alright, then I'm off." she says. Her wings flap open, and she soars back into the sky, leaving me with Discord. He stares at me. "So, where do you live?" he asks.

"Ponyville." I reply.

"Specific, please."

"Mane Road 1657." Discord then snaps his fingers, and boom; we were in front of my home. His magic was obviously stronger than mine, so it's useless to try and kick him out. Discord enters the home, and frowns. "Ugh! It's so dull!" he immediately said. Wait, no- Discord had already snapped his fingers. Next thing I know, pink clouds appeared in my home.

That's it. I quickly run out of the house. I only dealt with Discord for a bit; I need to get some help. I run towards the library in Ponyville, and knock on the door hard. "TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!" I yell. The door opens, and a small baby dragon greets me. "Uhgh... You woke me up. What is it?" he asks.

"Hey, where is Twi-" I start, only to be interrupted by a bright flash of light. Discord has appeared next to me, giving me a confused stare; while Spike stares at Discord in horror. "D-D-D-DISCORD!" he yells, and slams the door shut. I gasp, and then bang my head against the door. "Whats the matter? Maybe the new house would make you feel better." he said. New. House? Discord snaps his fingers, and we appear right at what I presume is my house. My house now is now painted with blue and purple checkers, the roof is green, the door is orange, the fences are curly and pink, the supports on the decks now have knots in them, and the windows are slanted.

"W-What did you do?!?" I yell.

"Do you love it?!? It's a work of art." Discord replied. I want to fling myself at him. Seriously, fling myself. This..This thing is going to ruin my life! I facehoof, and walk into the house. The entire dinning room is upside down, the fridge is a portal to another word, the water is now replaced with chocolate milk, pink cotton candy clouds hovered in my bedroom, my clock now tells the exact opposite of the actual time, and the back door no longer exists. "I-I think I have a headache." I said, placing my hoof on my head. I head into my bedroom, and lie down on the bed. "Your going to bed, in such a wonderful masterpiece so soon? Fine." he said. He snaps his fingers, and he was gone. I am glad I could get some sleep in peace.

I shut my eyes, hoping this is just a nightmare.