Twilight Sparkle Finally Gets Ticked Off

Twilight Sparkle was the Princess's star pupil. Why am I saying "was," you might ask? It's because a certain annoying pony is about to change her life, whether she likes it or not, or whether it even makes sense or not.

Our story starts when Twilight is studying in the library, essentially having peace and quiet. She's locked all the doors, shut all the blinds, and cast a sound-proof spell on the library-therefore, she can not here anything outside of the library. She's working on a very complicated spell, one that requires the environment she's in-like stated before, peace and quiet. Spike is cleaning the library.

That's when suddenly, the window shattered and a pink pony bounced in, deeming all her precautions for peace and quiet useless.

"Hiya, Twilight!" she said. "wat'cha doing? Working on a spell, huh? Oooh, I know that one! Isn't that the enlargement spell that requires complete peace and quiet? Ooopsies!"

"Pinkie Pie?" Twilight Sparkle asked, clearly annoyed at this interruption. "Pinkie Pie, please, I'm trying to study."

"Okey dokie!" Pinkie Pie said. She started bouncing around Twilight Sparkle. "I love studying! Actually, not so much. It's kinda boring. Oops, I shouldn't have said that, should I? You know, because you love love LOVE studying? I actually like to plan parties more than studying. See? Look! Look!" Pinkie pointed with one hoof to her Cutie Mark, which had three balloons on it.

"Pinkie Pie," Twilight Sparkle said, trying not to get mad at her 'friend,' "first of all, we've been friends for a year. Would you really think I don't even know what your Cutie Mark is? And second of all, please, I'd like you to be quiet."

"Okey dokie! But how would you know my Cutie Mark? It's not like it's obvious, or I told you what it was, or it's on my flank or anything-oh wait, it is! Wait, but since it IS on my flank, does that mean that you were looking at my flank?" Pinkie Pie gasped. Twilight Sparkle stuck her hoof in Pinkie's mouth. Pinkie simply smiled and kept talking with Twilight's hoof lodged in her mouth. Finally, after shoving it away with her own hooves, she started talking again.

"Why was your hoof in my mouth? I'm not a baby, you know. But you know who is? Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake! In fact, they love sucking their hooves. Why don't you stick your hooves in their mouths?"

Pinkie Pie started bouncing around Twilight again. Twilight looked up and said, "can I help you?"

"Nope," Pinkie Pie yelled. "can I help you? I mean, you look like you need help. Look at all that fat! I mean, you're really gaining wait, Twilight. You clearly need the help of Auntie Pinkie Pie! Here, have this weight loss flyer!"

Pinkie Pie handed Twilight a flyer that said, "are you embarrassed of all that excess weight? Do you want to get rid of it? Then this program is right for you!"

Twilight hoof-palmed and said, "why don't I just study another time? And besides, I'm not fat! Wait, am I?"

Twilight tried to look at her stomach, but sadly couldn't, as she was a pony and their features and bodies are different then ours.

"Pinkie, do you really think I'm fat?" Twilight asked.

"Of course you are! I mean, can't you see it? Someone clearly needs to lose weight."

"Please, leave this library!"

"No, no, no, no, no! My pinkie sense says that I have to be at a friend's house RIGHT NOW! So, therefore, I came here. It also said that a friend needs help!"

"Then, out of all the ponies in Equestria, you chose me?"

By now, Twilight was taking deep breaths, trying not to snap. Pinkie Pie was aware of this, thanks to her darn Pinkie Sense. A combo started. First, her ear twitched; then, her tail shook; and finally, Pinkie Pie started to randomly get dizzy.

"Oh no! That's an ear twitch-tail shake-dizzy combo! That means a friend is starting to get annoyed! Are yoooou annoyed, Twilight?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Oh, no," Twilight Sparkle said sarcastically. She sighed and said, "oh, no, my phone is ringing! Let me get it!"

"I don't hear any phone! Ooh! Another combo is coming! It's dizzy-tail shake-ear flop-head shake! It means a friend is lying to me! I wonder who it could be!"

Suddenly, Twilight Sparkle burst into flames out of anger, smoke came out of her ears, and she yelled, "Pinkie, get out! I don't want you here, and I certainly don't need you here! Get... Out!"

"Oh, are you mad?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Oh, don't worry!"

Pinkie started to sing the Smile, Smile, Smile song. "Pinkie Pie, I despise you! Get out!"

"Okey dokie!" Pinkie Pie said. She then happily bounced out of the library.

"Wow, Twilight is always in a good mood. That is, a better mood than that Griffin King that I visited today! I mean, declaring war on Equestria is a bit far, don't ya think?"