Twimon [BROUGHT BACK FOR ELECTRIC PONY]

by Pink Man

1 The Weird Book That Twilight Never Asked For

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Twilight was incredibly bored.

She wandered around her huge castle, unsure of what to do. She wished for the umpteenth time that the Golden Oak Library hadn't been destroyed by Tirek. She missed that old tree as much as she missed not being famous. Everywhere she went the press would barricade her and ask her ridiculous questions that if she answered they would turn into some nasty remark. She HATED it. Even when she had just become an alicorn she didn't have this much press. Luckily, they weren't allowed inside the castle. So she was left with this big, magnificant, cold, drafty, and empty castle all to herself today. she sighed aloud. All of her friends were off doing something, even Spike, so she had nopony to talk to.

She decided to read in the library that she didn't know the location of. Now I guess I have to search this big, empty castle for that library... she thought. She sort of wished that she could be with her friends on their trips. She could have watched Applejack at her rodeo, or watched the fashion show Rarity was judging, or-  She stopped thinking short of her sentence. She had found the library.

Twilight flew around with joy at this vast, new library. Hundreds of books she likely hadn't read yet! Years of reading worth! She'd be busy for days. She did a little happy dance in the air. I should probably calm down and start reading,she thought. She calmed down and landed on a shelf. She randomly picked a book from the top of the shelf she was standing on, lifted some beanbags (the library even had beanbags to lay on, wow!) up to the top of the shelf with her magic, and sat down with the book. The cover read Dimensional Travel for Dummies. Twilight was slightly offended. She went over in her mind how many people would be offended too. She was no dummy. She-

She stopped herself in her own mind. Why do I keep doing that? she thought. She opened the book and started reading into the offending titled book. Then she read the author's name and dropped the book. Written and illustrated by your favorite draconeques...DISCORD! This was going to be interesting...

Twilight kept reading the book into the night. It had seemed small, like a thousand pages, but the more she read the bigger it seemed to get. It was probably the result of Discord's chaos magic. By the time it was morning, it seemed like she had only read a fraction of it. But that was good. After all, a book that long? Amazing! Then Twilight found a spell. It was based on dimensional travel. It seemed...off. She went over how dimensional travel could possibly work without a solid anchor to anchor it to two specific dimensions. You would also need to use a spell hat allowed the pony to find which alternate universe to go to, and where to anchor it. It just didn't make sense. The Laws of Time and Space prevented this from happening. How could this possibly work? She decided to read it aloud. At worst, the spell would summon a black hole and it would devour Equis. At best, nothing at all would happen.

She decided to go for the best.

From one plane of existence to another;

From another plane of existence to one;

Traverse the web of time and space;

Travel to another time and place.

Nothing happened.

Twilight decided the spell was a spell that needed working out. Then she noticed a glowing coming from around her chest.

It started to glow brighter and brighter.

I hate these cliches, Twilight thought just as the glow disappeared.

And it took Twilight Sparkle with it.

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