Twilight's Bedroom is Splattered With Semen

by Brony kaiju soldier

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Rainbow Dash
Length: 1061

The semen prank war continues, but this time Rainbow and Pinkie join together to prank the Princess of Friendship

Just when Twilight thought it couldn't get even worse when she found cans of semen in her kitchen, she thought wrong as she now finds herself on the recieving end of yet another semen prank. And this time it's not just Pinkie or Rainbow Dash; it's the- "shush, silly, that'd ruin the surprise."

Takes place in the semenverse. A Sequel to Twilight's Kitchen is Stocked With Semen. And given permission to write from Majin Skeeyoh and SweetCelestiaWhy
Pre-read and edited by Commander Rainstorm and Duelist96

Published 2015-04-19 23:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-19 23:30:02 UTC

Ugh! Now it's in my bedroom too!

"Unghh," Spike groaned as he released a sixth and final load of his overly abundant dragon semen.

"That's it, Spike, keep it comin'," Rainbow Dash said as both she and Pinkie were extracting Spike's semen from him.

"This is gonna be classic. Twilight won't know what hit her," Pinkie said with giddiness.

"So." Spike panted, looking at a tube that was connected to Twilight's bed as the last of his spunk was flowing into it. "How's this gonna work again?"

Rainbow Dash just sniggered, "It's simple. We're gonna prank Twilight in her own bed."

"Yeah!" Pinkie said excitedly. "We're putting your dragon pudding into a mattress for a waterbed, and when Twilight puts the slightest pressure on it, Boom! She's gonna be swimming in it."

"You know how she's gonna get mad if we ruin her books, right?" Spike asked with worry.

"Don't worry, Spikey, your Auntie Pinkie Pie has stuff under control," the party mare said with a devilish smirk.

"Yea," Rainbow interjected. "Pinkie put plastic wrap all over the book shelves so the egghead's books won't get soaked with your stuff."

"Well, that's a relief," Spike said with a sigh.

"Wait a minute," Rainbow Dash said.

"What's wrong, Dashie?" Pinkie asked.

"How did you manage to cram all of Spike's dragon spunk into that little water bed?"

"Silly, I'm Pinkie Pie," Pinkie said nonchalantly.

"Oh, right, that." Rainbow realized.

"How do you two think tonight's gonna go?" Spike asked.

Rainbow then started to snigger. "I think that we're gonna be laughing until we bust our guts tonight."

"We'll have to see then, won't we, Dashie?" Pinkie sniggered herself.

"I think we should get a move on before night comes and Twilight catches us in here. After all, she'll just be getting back from a meeting with Celestia and Luna," Spike said with a serious tone.

"I can't wait to see how it plays out tonight," Rainbow Dash said with enthusiasm.

Late in the evening.

"Ugh, what a day!" Twilight exclaimed after just having flown back from a long meeting with princesses Luna and Celestia in regards to a previous incident involving a certain baby dragon's spunk.

"I can't believe all the bits that went into the clean-up. At least now I can go to bed," the lavender alicorn said as she rounded a corner to the hallway with her bedroom in it.

As soon as Twilight opened the door to her bedroom, she trotted over to her bathroom to get ready for bed. As soon as she stepped out of the bathroom, she went straight for her bed, fell face down on it and yawned. "Well, that's one less problem I have to wo-" Pop!

At Sugarcube Corner, three figures were sitting around, talking to each other until they suddenly heard a loud Pop! that could've easily been heard across Ponyville late at night.

"I think we hit our target," Pinkie said excitedly.

"Let’s go check it out then," Rainbow Dash affirmed.

"Right behind ya," Spike said as he took off running after them.

The next thing the purple alicorn knew, she was being thrown against the wall by the force of the waterbed full of semen that popped open, releasing a powerful stream of dragon semen at Twilight, keeping her pinned against the wall.

". . . at the," Twilight sputtered out as she was trying to get out of the wall she was being pinned against by a seemingly never ending stream of dragon semen.

After about ten minutes, the stream stopped, leaving Twilight stuck, and almost embedded, against the crystalline walls of her bedroom. Twilight finally came to her senses after about a minute and when she did, the first thing she noticed was the pungent smell of the substance now covering her bedroom, which caused her eyes to widen. "I'll get you, Rainbow Dash!" She shouted as she just fell face down into the miniature lake of dragon semen in her room.

Outside of the castle, Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie were all laughing and rolling on the ground as they heard the infuriated alicorn scream.

"Ha ha ha ha, that. . . was. . . priceless!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"I know, right?!" Pinkie Pie stated.

"We should go check on her to see if she's ok," Spike said while trying to stop his laughter.

In about two minutes, the three came to Twilight’s bedroom door and Pinkie opened it, causing a flood of semen to come rushing out of Twilight's bedroom, with Twilight being caught in the tidal wave and landing face first on the floor; completely disoriented.

"Uh, Twilght, are you okay?" Spike asked with worry.

"Mmmpphhh," Twilight managed to sputter into the semen causing small bubbles to ripple around her head.

"What did you say?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I," Twilight manage to say as she pulled her face out of the semen and spat some of it out of her mouth.

"You what?" Pinkie asked curiously.

"I said: I want to know who’s responsible for all of this Celestia forsaken dragon semen that's now pooling in my bedroom!" Twilight shouted.

In that moment the other three in the hallway fell on to a surprisingly semen free part of the hallway floor laughing hysterically again.

"We got you good, Egghead!" Rainbow Dash said, brimming with pride after she and the others finished laughing.

"Yea, Twilight. Me and Dashie both found out we pranked you from Spike and we wanted to know what would happen if we combined our efforts!" Pinkie said with exuberance.

"I'm just glad you're somewhat okay, Twi," Spike said.

"I am, but I suggest you hang on to something," Twilight said with a maniacal grin forming on her face, with her eyes glowing white and her left eye twitching.

"Uh oh," the three pranksters said in unison.

"Uh, what do we do now?" Pinkie asked, scared for her life.

"I don't know," said Spike with the same worry as Pinkie.

"I think we should. . . RUN!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she, Pinkie, and Spike all ran for their lives; away from the overly infuriated alicorn at their heels.

"Don't you even think about doing this with Spike's semen ever again!" The enraged alicorn shouted.

Author's Note

I hope ya'll enjoyed my shot at the semenverse.:ajsmug::raritywink: