The Stupid Albeit Adventuruous Chronicles Of Space Kitty In Ponyville

I grabbed the controller. Princess Luna wants to play Rock Band 3. Haha, I can master a five-controller band.  I lay down with all four controllers under my paws, and one under my tail. I begin with SMILE.  My left paw controls the guitarist, my right paw the keyboard. My back left paw is the drums. My right back paw is the sound effects, and my tail is the acapella control.

I begin by controller mashing many things.

I won!

I beat MoonButt at a video game. She now owes me forty bits, ha!

Luna isn't  very happy about it and teleports  the bits to me. Snickering, I challenge her to Just Dance. She OBVIOUSLY does not know that I  am Equestria's pro gamer. I don't put things on PonyTube yet, but if I did I bet I would get a lot of subscribers.

I start to kick her butt at many games, ranging from Slender to Minecraft PvP.

Suddenly she challenges me to Five Nights At Dashie's. She bets me ONE HUNDRED bits that I can't beat it before her.

I haven't played it before, so I accept the challenge.

Night 1

Luna almost instantly dies to Fluttershy. I close the door on her fast enough.

Night 2

After a few tries at Night 1, Luna beats it and then gets killed by Applejack. I've read about the game, so I know what triggers Applejack. I pull down my cams, close the door, and let the puny pirate bang away until she leaves. Luna runs out of power and Dashie gets her.

Night 3

I beat the night before Luna fails three times after failing to find Dashie in the Right Hall. After I hear  her laugh five times, I close my  right door to keep her out. Pinkie is just staring in my window. I die once because my power ran out.

Night 4

Luna is terrified that Phone Guy dies and dies once again to Applejack.  I then peek at Cam 2B and there's a Spitfire poster. I pull my cam up and down quickly to avoid a game crash.

Night 5

I beat the night first. Luna was seriously mad when she remembered how much she had bet me. Then I kick her butt at Night 6.

We go to 4/20 mode. We cannot see each other's screens, so I use a glitch to win because Markiplier and Bigbugz are the only ones capable of it. Luna finally beats it after four  days of continuous play. I just stare at her playing each day like "Bro, give up."

Dashie killed Luna twelve times, Applejack killed her nine times, Pinkie killed her sixteen times, and Fluttershy killed her twenty-three times.

Huh, she sucks at that game.