The Stupid Albeit Adventuruous Chronicles Of Space Kitty In Ponyville

I'm getting ready to fly off. I eat a sandwich, drink some Kool-Aid, and  then I take off. I do a quick flyby of Town Hall, then I see two ponies racing. The stallion's mane gets all frizzy . He isn't so happy about that. I'm pretty sure he was racing against the fastest flyer around. Yeah, not like anypony (or cat with a jetpack, for that matter) could beat her. I tried that, and... this happened.

~FLASHBACK TIME! :D~

I zoom forward, clocking in at 200 mph. We're seeing who can fly around Equestria the fastest and get back to Ponyville first. I zoom very fast over Appleoosa, gaining moisture. My jetpack sends out a tiny puff of water, the sun making it look like it had a rainbow on it. Haha, I love illusions of light.  I make it back to Ponyville, planning to land on the cloud we had agreed to finish the race on. Just before I got to the cloud my jetpack sputtered. It exploded. I fell to the ground, shaking my head and getting up. I walk to the spa, because this is my first time I bring a lot of bits. I walk in and they just dump me in a tub full of water. I skree at this, as you know cats HATE being forcibly dumped into liquid. Some pony with a telephone for a head says "Ha, that sounded like a dying child!"

His purple friend replies with "No, it doesn't."

Everyone turns and looks at him.

I reply with "How the hell would you know what that sounds like and doesn't sound like?"

He gets up and walks away.

I hear police sirens.

Bet he's a known murderer...

I get forcibly scrubbed with some soap that smells like oranges.  ORANGES.

And more water is dumped on me. I skree again. I see that the smoke and ash from the exploding jetpack is slowly melting out of my fur.

And when I'm done they cut my claws. I skree more than ever before. I HATE THAT!

I then walk home,  sighing.

I watch some Markiplier, and I take a bath of my own to get rid of the orange smell.

I then just host a livestream. NOPONY KNOWS YOU'RE A CAT ON THE INTERNET.  I draw some video game characters.

~Flashback over~

I fly around a bit with my jetpack, and I see the new Pegasus, which I assume to be that Ink pony. Meh, I'll leave him alone. I just fly straight above a bunch of ponies, using my jetpack on quiet so I couldn't be noticed sneaking back to my home. A cat with a jetpack is an anomaly in Equestria.

Suddenly I start to go really fast and my jetpack is quiet no more. I dodge quite a few Pegasi, and have to attempt force shutdown.

And my jetpack explodes, sending me flying down to the ground, face planting a few meters from my house. I get up.