The Stupid Albeit Adventuruous Chronicles Of Space Kitty In Ponyville

Waking up to realizing you fell asleep in your notebook isn't that comfortable. Anyway, here's a little about my first moments in Ponyville.

~Flashback brought to you by Neighing King [Burger King chicken fries] veggie fries that I was eating at the time of writing this~

I walk into town, pulling the small cart I had gently behind me. It contained all my items, from my small rocket to my jetpack and its repair items. It was much better than the Everfree Forest.  Suddenly I noticed what appeared to be a burnt stump. It seemed to have many broken and burned books inside it, and they smelled like... Blue Crystal. The same st that makes up Tartarus. I assumed this was the work of Tirek, just like the area around my former home has random trees torn up here and there. That's part of why I moved. The other reason is that my parents were complaining too much about the constant evil monsters.

I think this is the ruins of Golden Oak Library... I moved here so I could also borrow books easily.

Suddenly a big, pink flash of light comes from behind me. Rubbing my eyes I find a purple alicorn behind me.

"Hi, I am... Space Kitty. I assume you are Twilight Sparkle?" I said.

"That is correct. Watch out for Pinkie Pie, when she meets anypony new-"

"HIIIII NEW PONY! OR KITTY! OR WHATEVER!" said the pink menace, popping out of my cart at random. She hopped out of my cart and gasped.

"HUUUOOOOOOAAAAH! I need to prepare a "Welcome to Ponyville" party!" she said, dashing off to Sugarcube Corner. I shrugged and walked to my new home. When I got there, it was all dark, but then cake and streamers hit me in the face.

"SUPRISE!"

And after the party, I had drank so much punch that I was in the bathroom for three hours and it took me a week to wash the cake smell off.

This is why I don't go to parties or socialize too much. It ends badly, with me either drinking too much punch or getting drunk. HUGELY drunk.

~End of flashback because I ran out of fries :(~

So, yeah. Gotta go work on my jetpack now. byeeeeeee.