Messy Recipes of Romance

Twilight woke up to a wondrous warmth. The sheets, tucked in over her shoulders, were dry except from where her pussy had leaked their mixed cum overnight. She gingerly lifted a hind leg and felt quite a bit of cum still sticking to the fur on her inner thighs. Twilight hummed softly in satisfaction as she lowered her leg, feeling exceptionally naughty just by laying in her cum. Letting loose a tiny yawn, she tucked her head into her brother’s shoulder and wrapped her wing around his back, pulling him close to her. Last night had been more than wonderful, and she was glad to know that they had the rest of the week to have more fun.

“Mmm... Shiny, you were great last night,” Twilight whispered, laying a kiss on her sleeping brother. She wiggled closer to him, intentionally trying to rouse him for another round, gently massaging his back with her wing. Feeling a little bit more of last night’s results dribble from her slightly sore slit, she pushed down and moaned softly as she felt a little bit more trickle down the side of her thigh. With a contented sigh, Twilight cracked open an eye, and what she saw next made her heart stop.

The pony she thought was Shining was actually Princess Celestia.

Thankfully, she was still asleep, but still, the fact remained that the princess was in the same bed that she and Shining were.

The same bed that was soaked through with their cum.

Her heart racing like a mustang running for his life, Twilight folded her wing back to her side and rolled back over as carefully as she dared. She nudged Shining with her hind leg, praying that he had the common sense to stay quiet. Just to ensure their safety though, Twilight placed her hoof on his lips and shook him a little rougher.

Shining awoke with a start. He struggled against her for a brief moment then relaxed when he realized who it was. “What’s up, sis?” he asked in a whisper, moving her hoof from his lips.

“Don’t... move... a... muscle...” Twilight whispered. She was visibly shaking and she was absolutely terrified. She would much rather fight Queen Chrysalis in a one-on-one battle than wait around and see what sort of torturous ideas Celestia had in mind for them.

“What do you mea—.” Shining asked before stopping mid-sentence as he looked over Twilight’s shoulder. “Ohhhhh shit.”

“Yeah.”

“Twilight?”

“Hm?”

“Is that Princess Celestia?”

“Yep.”

“We totally fucked her bed up, didn’t we?”

“Irrevocably, yes.”

“She’s gonna fuck us up, isn’t she?”

Twilight paused. “I... I don’t know,” she whispered. “It was really dark when we finished last night, remember?” Shining nodded back at her. “There is a pretty good chance that she was so tired last night that she didn’t even notice us. This is a huge bed, after all.”

“But I totally busted a nut over on that side of the bed!” Shining whispered back. “If I didn’t know better, she’s sleeping in a puddle of my cum right now!”

Twilight looked back over her shoulder. Princess Celestia slept on like a foal. “...Really?” Shining nodded. “Then it’s probably a good idea to get out of here. If we leave before she wakes up, then we might be able to get out of this. Go! Go!” she whispered hurriedly, motioning for Shining to leave. She let go of her big brother and watched as he slipped out of bed. As soon as his last hoof hit the ground, he crouched, only letting his head poke up from the edge of the bed as he kept watch for her. She followed him a moment later, wincing as her hoofsteps echoed loudly throughout the bedchamber.

They walked as quietly as they could towards the bedroom door, but before they opened it, Twilight stopped her brother with a hoof. “Wanna go fuck somewhere else? I’ve always wanted to get fucked in the Canterlot Gardens, so how about we grab some breakfast and go there?” she asked, speaking as softly as she dared.

“Heh, how about I just feed you myself?” Shining asked with a devious smile. “I’ve still got a little bit left in me from last night.”

“Sounds like a plan,” Twilight said with a sly smile. With that, she lit her horn and opened the door, making the two guards snap to attention. “As you were,” Twilight said softly, praying that the guards didn’t smell how much they reeked of sex. She felt her loins pulse slightly as she realized that her coat was still soaked with cum, especially all around her flank. Her tail, most of her mane, and her muzzle was matted with her brother’s cum, the scent still sharp in the air. She felt a fresh trickle of her nectar drip down her inner thighs as she realized that the guards outside Princess Celestia’s door would see her like this.

Luckily for her, she didn’t care one bit. With a rather large blush, she ushered Shining through the door and as he trotted around the corner, she carefully pulled the door shut behind her. “Princess Celestia is still asleep. We had a study session that lasted really late last night.”

“Of course, your highness. Have a wonderful day,” one of the guards said. Twilight saw their noses twitch a few times, but they kept their gazes locked forward on the wall opposite them. If they smelled the way she smelled, and she was sure that they did, they didn’t say anything about it. Twilight paused as she stood before them, hoping that they would, but after a few more seconds, she gave up. Twilight turned around and trotted down the hall to meet up with her brother.

“You know, I don’t think I can last all the way to the gardens...” Shining said, his voice low and powerful.

Twilight trembled upon hearing his voice. It robbed her of her strength, especially when he talked like that. “Oh, whatever could you mean?” she asked coyly. She spotted a doorway leading outside and trotted through it, looking over her shoulder with a lustful look. Shining followed close behind her, his cock already standing at attention. Twilight propped her forelegs up on the banister and stretched her wings wide, then folded them back. Spreading her hind legs, she flicked her tail up and away and wiggled her hips at her big brother. “You like this, big brother?” she asked, her tone full of need for his cock.

“More than you know, little sis,” Shining grunted as he mounted her. “You know I love you, right?” he asked, poised at her dripping entrance.

“Yeah, I love you too, Shining...” Twilight moaned, shoving her hips back as she tried to impale herself on his rod. “Now fuck me already!”

And fuck her he did.