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How life can get strange (update 1.1)
Load Full StoryNext ChapterLife is strange, to be real about it. One day you find yourself winning the lotto, to be being down on your luck and going no way. I, on the other hand, get stuck with something nobody thinks of being involved with in life. Trust me when I'm telling you this that I'm the only human being in this world filled with pastel colored ponies and how my life changed forever but enough about that part of this story, I'll get back to that.
Anyways, I'm at a bar for now just to have a drink. The cute little bartending unicorn mare comes up to me and ask.
"Hello, stranger. What will it be for you?"
I've noticed she is not reacting to my presence unlike the others in this town since I've been here. If I can't put it to words on how they respond to just seeing me would just blow anyone's mind but after a whiled it gets old. I'm just going to answer her, anyways because she seems more different than the rest.
"I would like to get some of your strongest shot of liquor I'm feeling a little down here, so I kinda want to lighten my mood."
She looked at me and smile while she was cleaning a cup and then she put it down and set it aside. She looked to the bar to see what she have that is strong. Then she started picking up the shot glass and poured the shot in it and set it on the countertop of the bar and pass it to me.
"Well here you go stranger, my 150 proof of Whiskey called Applebucker's. This well gets you in the right mood here and this one well be on the house. By the way, my name is Sunset Shimmer, stranger."
She smiled and winked at me. I smiled back and reply to her.
"Thanks, sweetheart. The name is Anon, Miss. Shimmer and I want to let you know that you don't act like the other ponies around here when they see me."
She just gives a look and nods, picks back another glass cup and continues to clean.
"Well Anon, I know that your new here and your nothing like anything I've seen before. I understand your the only 'real' human in this world, and I've met a lot of foreigners around Equestrian, but I haven't seen nothing like you before. Anyways I'm used to it by now, and nothing surprises me these days. Also, I recall the party that Pinkie through for some newcomer in town, that must be you. But I didn't go because I was running errands for the bar and it was Nightmare night, so a lot is going on in that bar."
I look at my shot and back to her when she'd mentioned about Pinkie's party for me. I just remind myself that it was just the craziest party ever. Some of the mares there were hitting on me. Some of the stallions that were dating one of those mares and got all upset. I try to explain to them that their drunk off their asses but no one lesson to me and from there it just went bad. Pinkie did apologize about the whole mess.
"~sigh~ I just don't want to remind myself of that party and how it went. That will be a whole story of its own, Sunset."
She got a smirk on her face at this point like she knows something that I don't. Still cleaning a cup and set aside one them and pick up another one.
"Anon..."
I look at her in the eyes wanting for what she is going ask, and I hope she is not like the others.
"If you don't mind me asking you anything?"
I just nod letting her know to go ahead just to see what she is going to ask. I'm just wondering what's on her mind at this point. Because I've been asked in a similar way and it has to do from. Something to do with my hands to sex or other crazy activities, like belly rubs. As for the sex part, I've always refused to do it. Because I just can't see myself doing something like that. To me, it's just wrong. If anything they would have to get me all kinds of fucked up just to pull that one off.
"Anon. It looks like you got a lot on your mind here. I know you're the only human and the only one here for now. I won't be getting any pony else sooner or later until then. So if you have any stories besides the one you mentioned I would like to hear it."
She smiled.
Thank god that she didn't even go with one of the more crazy questions I've heard so far. So I looked at her and then back down at my shot. I picked up my drink and took it down. The burning sensation goes down my throat it almost had me choked up, but I took it like a man. I let out a sound and making a face just how strong it is.
"Arawww..! That is one strong shot and have a hint of apples."
She laughs hard and looks at me on how funny my face looks after taking that shot.
"I've told you that is my strongest shot that we have, and you're the first one to take it like that. I'm surprised that you didn't pass out it from it. Mostly everypony would after doing something like that." She chuckled.
I've just had my mind blown by this. I just start to wonder how this is going to hit me and I haven't had this before of this type proof, besides the usually 80 proof drinks. Well since she'd ask me for I might as well give her, I guess from the beginning.
"Well, Miss. Shimmer since you have been kind to me I'll tell you my story from the beginning and to make this very long story short because I don't want to bored you to death with it."
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My life has always been a normal one in the world I lived in. Day in and day out from getting up and going to work, it's the usual. I never thought of how I get here, and something to do with making a wish. That I could find something to bring more to my life. Before I know it I ended up here, and now I'm stuck here forever to do something that I don't feel comfortable with it. That I've been chosen out of many people in my world, seven billion of them. To carry out some crazy task by some old dead whack job that wants to use me as some tool just to save the world. I know saving it would be great but the way I'm asked to do it. I just don't know if I want to go through with it but there is so much at stake and it's a big undertaken. All I ask for is, why couldn't it be with taking down some big bad guy. Or finding items that can help out the world but I get something else, a search for love. That's part of my story here.
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"So you are chosen to save the world by finding love?"
She raised an eyebrow.
I nod to what she'd ask, but I was looking down at the bar's countertop Sunset looked into my eyes and she pick up the bottle and me poured me another round. Well, I didn't ask for it, but I'm not going against it or anything.
"Well, that sound like you have a fascinating story that you have on your hands, Anon. Also since you're not from around here and you are basically screwed. From what can I understand from all of that, and you're the only one in my bar for now. Here just take another shot with me. This one is on me. I don't know how can you find love or find the same species in a place like this, since... Oh, wait, I see what you're going for here. That's interesting. Talk about being forced to do something that you don't want to do."
"Yea, I know..."
I reply
It took her long enough, but she is quick to understand how screwed I am since I'm the only human in this crazy world. She just gives me a blank look then smiled at me. Yet she has that type of smile of deviance so I can only guess at what she is thinking or the shot is somewhat getting to me. I was just lost in thought, but she snaps me out of it.
"Anyways. Don't worry Anon, I've got time to kill and also your not going to bore me to death. If you need to know, I'll be leaving around when everypony shows up in here. Well anyways, that's our leaders for ya coming up with crazy missions for anypony with destiny or purpose. I mean anybody in your case. Ha,ha..." She'd chuckled.
This just adds to the mystery to her. Like she has been human herself, and I haven't heard anything from the royalty group of this country about any humans being here beside me and my ancestors, I'll come back to this topic later and ask her those question.
I look down at the shot glass and have my hand on it, then I pick up my head, and then I grab the shot glass, and we make a toast to the shot and then take it down the shot, she did the same.
"I know what you mean here, Miss. I'm going to get to that part. Anyways thanks you. You're very kind to me, and you treat me like a person at least." She just and smiles and then responses.
"Well, I like to comfort those who are having a hard time."
She smiles, I through a few bits on the counter and look at her.
"I can't thank you more than enough, Miss. Sunset. For some reason, I have a problem as soon as I walk in the door. Ever since I got here, I just don't have anyone that understands me or wanted to hear my stories about me. But it seems you know me better than anyone that I met so far. I've been staying with Twilight, and ever since then, it has been one science project after another one. She has been asking me about my people, and they do and their history but never seem to ask me about and how I feel. Most ponies are scared of me thinking I'm some sort of monster or the most interesting thing that ever walk in Equestrian. I'll be getting to that part as into why I don't feel comfortable what I have to do along with how I feel before I get to this mess I'm in."
She just nods her head and pick up the tip and the glass and put those things aside.
"So you get to know Twilight?"
She asks, I just nod in response.
"Well knowing her, she is a good pony, but she let her study's get in the way sometimes when she wants to understand a topic. Well anyways, if it made you feel any better I find this story of yours is very interesting and don't worry what you tell me I'll keep it between us. I, myself had found myself in some craziness before where I was evil at one point. But Twilight and her friends saved me from my dark path I was on, and now everypony still thinks I'm evil in some way. After my return to Equestria things here has been different for me. Now I've just found myself working for this bar, but it's been easy going so far. So what do you think of me, that I'm weirder than the rest?"
I looked at her and shake my head.
"You are the most normal pony I've met so far and besides the ones that are super crazy like that mint colored one always asking me about my hands. The thing is I'm just starting to get comfortable just talking to you more. Since you have an interest in this little life story, I have. There is not much to it though."
I smiled, and she did as well.
She went ahead and poured another round for herself and me. At this point, I would have been wasted by now start slurring my words. For some reason, I don't feel anything yet, and it's starting scare the shit out me. Hopefully, it hits me by the time I go to Twilight place and crash without her knowing that I'm drunk. If she finds out, I'm screwed as in she might do some things that I'm not up for.
"Here you go one more. Also thanks for telling me that. Well, anyways you're more than welcome to continue with your story."
I just nod and continue with this very long story...
Author's Note
(Update: I have fix another chapter and three more to go.)
Well the next few chapters is going to be the story how he got to Equestria.
Also I hope you all like this story. Thank you for taking your time to reading this.![]()
