It was early morning, and I was just waking up with the biggest headache ever, and I was still kinda drunk from last night. You know, when your head is spinning, and you could barely open your eyes because it stings when the light hits them even if it's not bright at all. Right now all I want to do is stay in bed and just sleep it off, but I felt something furry and warm next to me. I know it's cold in here because I couldn't stop shaking, so I huddle up next to it just to stay warm.

I notice something as I did this. I realized I was naked and what it feels like to be limbs wrapped around my body and it was fuzzy. This is taking me a moment to realize that I have Twilight sleeping right next to me, who else could it be and I can tell it's her because of her perfume. It smells like a field of lavender and allium. I don't even know what ponies really smell like, but I guess this is what they called a drunken recall from other things.

The first thing comes to mind is to get the fuck out of bed and fast, but to make it worst I had a morning wood going on. This is freaking me out because I also notice that I was hitting a wet spot with the head of my members. I think I've heard a moan or a snore coming from her, but I'm not sure. It was too faint to tell.

"Oh, Fuck NO!"
I nope the fuck out.

As soon as I started to get out of bed, I trip and hit the ground, face first too. The noise I made is loud enough to wake up Twilight and Spike from their slumber. I know that Spike is in another room, but the noise in this place can travel well.

"Owww....!"
All I could feel is the pain at this point.

Twilight shot up from her sleeping position and looked towards me while she is rubbing her eyes with her hooves.

"Anon...!? You're wake!? I thought you are going to die earlier last night... And... And why my belly is all wet? Anyways I'm really happy to see that you're ok and alive."
She just sits there and looked at me with a concerned look and with tears in her eyes and on her face.

All I can do is to get myself into a sitting position and look back at her. The rage had built up at this point, and I can't hold it anymore.

"What do you mean that I'm ok, I'm not ok! I've just woke up to this mess!"
I hissed. Twilight flinch back a bit at my tone.

"The last thing I remember is that I got home and blacked out and now I wake up sleeping next to you!? Plus we were wrapped up, and I was facing you and naked! Please fucking tell me Twilight that we didn't have sex because the way we slept, suggest other wised! I'm about to lose my shit here, and I'm going to leave this mad house! Fuck this shit, screw the world, and all of you crazy ass, human wanting ponies!"
I was enraged because I vow that I don't want to do anything with these ponies. Because I'm not like any of those types of people that do that kind of things.

I got up and get ready to storm out of the room. Twilight's face went from concern to upset in a flash. I was caught off guard when she yelled at me.

"YOU NEED TO COME DOWN ANON!!!"
She pulled off the royal Canterlot voice.

I fell from that, and my headache is hurting more, and all I want to do is just laid there and endure the pain.

"Anon, you need to understand that you were drunk to the point that you're drowning in your own puke after you fell down. I did everything just to keep you from dying, and this is the type of thanks I get. You're an asshole!"
After of all of that she said, she started to cry.

I laid there for a moment to take in what has been said here. I kinda get what she is telling me here, but I just woke up and, my mind is in full panic mode from earlier. So I got up and look for a towel to wrap around my hips and cover up my private parts and hopefully not to tent the damn thing. This has failed in a way because my dick has a mind of its own at this point, and I can't bring it down. This will make it awkward when I sit next to her. I ignore it and try to comfort her. She nudges away from me, so I move closer to her.

"Twilight...?"

"No... ~sniffles~ Just leave me alone..."
She sobs quietly.

I can tell from my past girlfriends that I had is that when any female gets this upset over something they are telling the truth. Yet they like to throw in hidden words just to make you feel bad, or confused. One or the other. I'm not really sure what to make of this at this point, but I want answers.

"~sigh~ Ok. Twilight, I'm really sorry for how I reacted earlier, but please tell me why am I naked and why we slept next to each other? Because I'm confused like no other right now."
I hope this calms her down enough just to explain to me what has happened from last night.

She did stop crying and then look at me in the eyes. I'm going to have to say her eyes are bloodshot from of her crying. I must have really upset her from all of this.

"Well, Anon... ~sniffles~ You stumble through the door and try to make your to the bedroom, but you fell down and started to throw up. It was getting all over the place, and I had to call Spike to help me out with you. I notice the throw-up smell like alcohol, and you were cover in your own puke, and you couldn't stop doing it, and we rush you to the restroom to control the mess your making. Once you stop doing that I used my magic to pump your stomach to take out the remaining alcohol. After that, me and Spike had to get you undress just to clean you up for bed, but we didn't have any new clothes for you yet. After that, I take you to my room to let you sleep on my bed, and I was going to sleep on my couch in the study, but I notice you were shivering. I can tell you're freezing so I put myself next to you and you wrap yourself around me. I didn't know that humans can get this cold, but it makes so much sense that your kind doesn't have any fur. And do what they can to stay warm, but it also doesn't make any sense at the same time. I hope you can appreciate what I've done for you by helping you stay warm and save your life. To tell you the truth I didn't want to do that to you. Because I know how you feel about us getting this close to you, but I couldn't let you lay there cold since you have been through so much and I didn't have the heart to do that to you. Now I just want a hug, and maybe a kiss..."
She just nuzzles into my chest and wraps her hooves around me, right at that last part on what she said.

What a mouth full of words here. She did really speak her mind on this. So she must be really telling me the truth and somewhat hitting at something at what she wants in between those words, but she is saying them quietly. I have to give it to her, she is really smart at how she can observe really fast about facts, topics, a person stats, and wordplay. Let see how much can I push her buttons, but I have to be care full at the same time.

"Ok. That makes some sense in a way, I guess. Anyways what was that you say at the end of that, Twilight?"
I know heard that she wanted a kiss. I might as well mess with her and act like I can't hear that well.

"Oh, it's nothing..."
Twilight pushing herself back into my chest.

I place my hand on the back of her head and I notice she is crying some more. I have to admit that this pony is trying hard to get at my heart. Making this seen interesting but I don't know if I'll ever be with her. Well, I can play hard to get, but I have to keep in mind that I have to be sympathetic to mostly of them all.

We both heard a knock on the door, and someone rushed in and it was Spike. He is breathing hard like he has run a marathon.

"I've.... huff... heard... puff... a.. Bang... and...."

The little dragon just stops breathing hard and stand there in awkward silence looking at us like we're in the middle of doing something naughty together. His face turns red like a cherry I never thought I would see a dragon blush this hard. This made me realized that I still had the tent going on.

"Well anyways, would you look at the time. It's time for me to go now. ha..ha... Looks like I'm not needed here. Let me know if you two are done doing with... I.. I.. I mean I'll be going back to my room now, laters!"
He left quick and shut the door.

A few more moments of awkwardness and we both look down, and at each other, I forgot how awkward this looks. Twilight's face was red, and I think she'd had some blood coming out of her nose. That don't make any sense, What I recall it is the guys in my world do that type of thing. I guess a few things are opposite here. A few more awkward moments and I start to laugh it up just to break the ice. She, in turn, starts to laugh as well.

"Did that little dragon thought we're doing the deed? Ha,ha,hahaha...."
I laughed.

"Well, I can't blame him for thinking like that. haha!"
Twilight just chuckles uncontrollably.

Our laughter had subsided.

"So Twilight..."
My eyes roll to her eyes.

"Yes, Anon...?"
She looks at me and blushing brightly.

I looked into her eyes more deeply and slowly move closer.

"How about we have this kiss you speak of?"
I just want to see her reaction.

Twilight look away and blush even redder. I'm going to have to admit, for her color she is as just red, like a tomato and it's cute in a way for some reason.

Then she looks back at me. Our eyes meet, her eyes are glistening with joy. She closes her eyes and gets ready for a kiss. I move in for the kill. Yet for some reasons, I felt a slight movement of my towel, but I went on with the kiss anyways.

Now, now I wasn't really going to kiss her on the lips. I was more into playing mind games with her. So I kissed her on her forehead, and then I pull back. Her eyes open and looked at me with confusion.

"Anon...? I thought we're going to kiss?"
She pleads, and her eyes move down. Then back at me.

"Hey, you did ask for a kiss, right?"
I had the cheesiest smile ever on.

She just stays quiet from my comment trying to come up with a comeback. You can see it on her face that she really wants that kiss.

My eyes move quickly to look at what I felt from earlier and immediately notice her magic aura is on a small part of my towel. Then my eyes quickly move back to hers, and I did notice the towel has been removed, and her eyes moved, and she looking at my member. I wanted to go back to yelling at her for doing that but after what has happened. I was in 'fuck it mode' I'll just let her enjoy the view for now.

"Enjoying the view Twilight?"

"Yes... Can I play with it, please?"
She asks.

"Noo... You can look, but you can't touch...!"

"But I'll make you feel good..."

"Don't push your luck Twilight."

"But I saved your life. Don't I get something in return?"
She pleads.

"For the last time, no. All you get is the view of my member, and that's, that."

This is only going to make me want to tease her some more later on. ~sigh~ If she was only human I would have had my way with her and she won't be walking right afterward. Oh, well...

I know that these ponies are cute and all. I also can be friends with them all, but I can't date one. I still can't see myself doing that, or one, or being in a relationship with one. Whatever the case might be, I'm still not going to doing it. I still believe that my heart will not ever be complete, even if they did try to fix it from earlier. My heart won't find the time to be with them.

"Ok. Now, with that out the way. Can I go back to sleep, and maybe get my pants back on too?"
I continue to smile.

She just looks at me then she rolled her eyes and picks up a pillow and throws it at me. A few feathers fly out when it hits me.

"Your clothes are not ready yet, Anon. You're still going to sleep naked, and you're lucky it is frigid in here. Because I would have left your ass right now. For the way you are acting toward me."
She crosses her hooves and stuck her tongue out at me and turns away from me. Then she gets back under the covers of the bed.

I chuckle a bit from what had happened, I did the same and laid back in the bed. She is right after all it is cold in here because it's winter and this crystallized castle is not helping with the heating in here. I'm glad to see she decided to stay in bed to help me stay warm there are not too many blankets for this bed. Since they have fur and all, and they don't need as many for the bed. I guess it makes some sense in a way but I don't know.

"Thank you, Twilight for what you have done for me so far."
I say this just to make her feel good after giving her a hard time.

She nudges a little closer to me and I could barely hear saying something.

"Your welcome, Anon. I just wanted to tell you the truth that I've fallen for you. Anyways you should also know that you're a jerk!"
As she said some things under her breath.

"What? I could barely hear you, What are you trying to say?"

"Oh, nothing just go back to sleep. Once you are ready to get up and get out of bed just let me know ok. I believe by then your clothes should be ready."

"Ok. Also living with you is weird..."
As I rolled my eyes and just back to sleep.

...

Later on that day I finally got my clothes back on and man, I feed comfortable again. It was a weird experience to sleep next to a pony, naked and facing each other. I'm even more happy that I didn't do the deed. I guess it's time to check that off my weird shit that happens me, buck list and it looks like this one might get done way before I die. What makes it weird is that I somehow put things that I know that it won't ever happen to me yet it is. I only did this for shits and giggles.

Aside from everything I plan to do a walk around the town and maybe get more clothes, since that I didn't bring anything besides just underwear when I first got here. Twilight did tell me to go to Rarity's boutique sometime, later on, to get more clothes from her. I did recall she wanted to get me 'size-up' for these new clothes she plans for me. Basing on her reactions and experience of the whole ordeal when I first met her, that this is going to take a long time once I'm there. Yet I'm just happy to get more clothes.

As I was walking by the marketplace of Ponyville, I notice Sunset Shimmer trotting by towards the bar. It looks like she just picks, up bottles of liquor and she had quite a few cases on her. So I rush over where she is at just to help her out.

"Hey, Sunset. How's it going?"
While waving my hand and coming up to her.

She did look back and notice me coming in. She turns toward me while she is smiling like is she very happy to see me. To be honest, I don't know if I have any feeling for anypony here, but she is the only one that I'm starting to have feeling for one. This thought scares me sometimes when this happens.

"Hey, Stranger. I'm doing good."
She says with glee.

I stop for a moment and try to understand why she calls me that.

"You forget my name? Don't worry I'm just the same when that happens."
With my eyebrow is raised.

She just chuckles at me for a moment then stops with a smile. I was confused by all of this and wanted to ask more questions.

"Anon, don't worry I didn't forget your name like that I just wanted to call you stranger. Because I think you are very strange for this reason and I hope you don't mind me calling you that from time to time."

I didn't know how to respond to that. I guess I'll roll with this in a way and maybe get a drink or two before I go to Rarity's place.

"Yea, I don't mind what you call me by. All of my friends just give me all sorts of nicknames for fun."
I chuckle.

She just smiled at me. Then she put down all of the cases that she has on her.

"Pphheeww... I had to put those down for now. I'm glad that you're ok with what I call you. Anyways can you be a gentlemen and help a lady and get the rest of these cases to the bar, please? Because I've been carrying these for five hours just to get here."
She pulls out her handkerchief from her saddlebag and wipe the sweat off her face with it and then puts away. She then looks at me and then winks at me.

"Yeah, no problem. I'll do almost anything for my friends."
I smiled with my hand behind my head.

I went ahead to pick up two of the cases and she gets the last one on the ground. Then we headed for the bar. She looks to me like she wants to say something to me, but couldn't.

"I'm surprised that you're still out and about from last night. I know nopony can handle that many drinks and won't be getting up for two days and you did in just one day. Your something else, Anon."

"Well, it was an interesting experience from getting home and waking up. It was also like getting buck to the face by Big Mac and Aj at the same time."
I reply.

She started to laugh and looked back at me.

"You know that stuff is no joke. hahaha."

I chuckle along with her, till our laughter had subsided.

"Anon, I know you want to tell me more about this story on how you got here and all, later on. I just wanted to tell you that life can be strange when it comes to love. I do know that you should not take it so hard on love and just give it a chance, it'll be easy you'll see. I can guess on how you feel about us ponies here but we're a very open society when it comes to love outside of our own kind. I'm not trying to get you go outside of your bounds or anything like that. I just want to make you feel comfortable and nothing more."
As she trots.

I'm going to have to admit, that this life of mines is going to get weirder but why? After that day I had that meeting with the Royals of this land, thing has not been right with my heart here. What I mean as in feelings or emotions of that nature but these feelings are starting to get the best of me, when it comes to Sunset. I just can't shake this feeling about her, and it's slowly getting stronger when it comes to her. I know that I vow not to do anything with these ponies but since their society is all ponies, mythological creatures, and animals of all with sentience of a human being. It's become hard to tell if I should have these feelings about them at all since I'm surrounded by them. I know the morals of mankind and since it's always put us at the top of ever aspects in life. Yet when I looked into her eyes, it's like everything about that seems to go away slowly.

"You know what Sunset your right. I know what have I said that day about relationships and such, yet I forget to add this since I was more into the negative aspects of it. Relationships should have respect, compassion, friendship, teamwork, and love but everyone seems to forget or have it missing in their relationship, and without those things, it won't last like it spouse to in the past from my world. Yet in this world, everything is almost perfect and I still don't think I will find love here for my own reason."
I look down for a moment and then look back at Sunset.

"You know Anon, you should give love a chance. You never know when it could be in your face begging you to love her back or anything when it comes to it. Yet she wants to provoke it out you, but you are too blind to her signs. This could come from just about anypony here you know. Anyways we're almost there to the bar. Would you like to have a shot once we get in?"

"Yeah, I would like that. Do you need any more help these cases?"

"No, just give me a hand and drop them off in our liquor cabinet for now and I'll do the rest. Maybe you should tell me a bit more about what happened after the email you got?"

"Yea, sure I will be happy to just to some of this story in bits off my chest for now."

...

Before I even know it, I had this crazy dream of flashing lights over my eyelids, and I could barely breathe I force open my eyes and saw tunnel of light, and I was floating through it. I was scared shitless and what add to it, is the fact that I can't breathe.

(That's it. I need to claim down from eating some spicy food before going to bed.)

This is a nightmare, so I shut my eyes and try to wake up from this dream then everything went black and the feeling of my bed is on my back. A sigh of relief from the nightmare stop so I continue with my sleep and wait for the morning to come.

The following morning I was waking up to the sound of roosters crowing. That sound I'm hearing is something I've not heard in very long time. I'm not a morning person but the noise the damn bird is making is loud and seem close enough for me to tell myself that I live in the city and there aren't any roosters near here. So I get up and being to rub my eyes just to see what is going on. I think one of my friends is playing joke on me. By the time I open my eyes, and when I did I find myself to be in no longer in my room, so I freak.

"What the fuck?!"
I looked around quickly.

I started to hyperventilating because I was shocked to see I'm in a huge room adorned with red curtains around the windows and white pillars and gold linings in them. The bed I was on is also huge. Now I've heard of the California king sized bed before, but this bed will make it look small.

I calm down from the shock, and then I heard someone walking towards the room that I was in. Each footstep that came closer sounds different from the last, and it started to sound like hoof steps. I didn't know what to expect from this as this person come close, so I did try hiding under the bed in the hopes that my kidnappers think I escape from here through the window or something. As long they don't find me I should go and get the fuck out of here. Then I heard the door open, and I look out through a peephole from the bed covers, and to my amazement, a dark blue pony showed up adorned with a crown, an amulet with a moon crest on it. By the look of it this pony it has wings, and a horn and her mane and tail are flowing with the night sky in it. This is starting to tripping me out hard. I just tell myself that I need to stop taking what the hell that is I'm taking to have these crazy ass dreams. Then this pony starts to speak out.

"Anon are you still here? We know you would be scared after what happen to you, please believe in me. We are not here to harm you."

I was more shock to hear her speak in a language that I can understand. Now this is weirder then the past dreams I had. This was making me sweat bullets on what I should do first because I still don't know what they are planning to do with me. So I summon the courage to come out of my hiding place and I was shaking hard where I can barely control myself. My eyes are filled with fear and for the life me, I wanted to run away yet my movements are slowly going towards to this alien pony. Then I took a deep breath and tried to talk to it, but I couldn't find the words to say anything. She spoke first.

"Oh, there you are. We are expecting you. Welcome to our peaceful kingdom in Equestria, and we are Princess Luna. Our older sister and nieces will be here shortly we would like you to feel comfortable in our palace. Our servants are here to service you in any way, and we will do the same. We will be your welcoming committee to our world, so don't be afraid and ask us anything. Relax we are here to help you. We are sure you have a lot of questions, so do not be afraid and ask them. "

I just stood there and took in what has been said, she made me feel calm and found my words again.

"You are this princess I message from the last night? I thought it was just a joke but... but.."

"But nothing, Anon. Yes we are the princess you have been replying to."
She stated.

"So Princess Luna, why am I here? Why me out of many humans in my world to be pick from, it has to be me. I know if I'm coming off a little vague here about this. Also for some reason, I feel like I'm in a crazy fanfic by someone that written or a lucid dream here."

"Well Anon let us reassure you that this is not a dream thy in this is very real. Look around you, you can touch and feel the world around you."
She looked at me and smiled.

I look at her, so I did take a depth look around from the cold feeling of the stone floor to a gentle breeze blowing through the window it is very fresh. I need to know more if what she is telling me true I give myself a pinch just to sure. I felt the pinch while I had my eyes closed and waited for moment, then I open my eyes. Looking down I still had what little clothing that I had on when I went to sleep. I had to be dreaming if I'm in my underwear. I turn my attention to the princess and say to this.

"Sorry for my indecent choice of wear before I came to your palace, but I believe that this is very much a dream for this reason."
I was blushing red when I realized what I had on.

"It is OK Anon most of our people in our world do not even wear any clothes like you do and this is still not a dream. We should know, we go through others ponies dream to help them out every night."

I nodded my head and sat down on the edge of the bed and continue with my questions.

"OK Princess, you have your point but don't start thinking that I'm going to change my mind. I've just one good question and I sound like a broken record player for repeating here is, why am I really here for?"

"Well from what we can recall is that. Why thy is here for is to help our worlds from this dark entity that wants to consume us all in darkness. The power of love between thy kind and ours can only stop this dark times from taking place. We do not know how the events play out on this subject. We have been on the moon for a long time to recall most of the events that took place along with the legends around it. Our eldest sister would know it better than us.

I just looked at her and starting to think what the hell she means by that. All I can do laugh it up.

"Hahahaha. You got to be kidding me here for one I don't think I'm the one of this legend you mention. The love between a human and pony sounds like an awful ship fic. You had me going there. Anyways you are a funny princess."

"So you do not think this is serious about this small part of this story we have just told you. Well, we shall wait for our eldest sister Celestia to come in to speak to you."
Luna giving me a worry look as into response to what I said.

"Sure thing Princess Luna. Maybe I just don't get this. Why does it have to be me? It's not like I have any super powers here. Haha."
Crossing my arms and rolling my eyes.

"Anyways, is there any way I can get clothes or something because this cold air is making my balls go up to my throat. Do I just close my eyes and wish for them like in a dream?"
I was kinda mocking her when I did this.

So did just that and close my eyes one time just to get this over this. I open my eyes and looked down and see that I still had the same thing on. Then I look back at her, and she looks confused at the way I'm doing this.

"Yup. I'm still in a dream."
I said.

Luna just hoof her face in frustration.

....

It was fun to tell her about this story of mines, but it's time for me to go. This time I take one shot and one beer, and I'm not planning to get too fuck up once I'm there. So I had to end the story here for now.

"Well it's time for me to go to for now and I don't want to take any longer. I'll be coming back to hang with you again later on."
While I put the tip on the bar counter.

"Maybe next time I'll have that bottle with you Sunset and I'll drink you under the table. hehehe..."

She nods her head and smiled.

"We sure can Stranger, and maybe next time you can come home with me."
She winks at me.

I blush at this comment and I wonder what she means by that.

"Anon, Before you go what happen to that pendent you have, can you show me if you have it?"

"Well, I don't see the problem in show it to you."

I pull it out from under my shirt. It looked like a heart with wings and it is made out of pure gold. Kinda have the same look of the elements of harmony only smaller.

"I know, I told you it was in puzzle form, but the pieces to it was somewhat bigger then how it looks now. All I can say about it after I complete it. It just magically shrinks to the size it is now."

"Wow. It really is small. Yet it is cute. Thanks for showing it to me, Anon. Well, I don't want to hold you up on whatever that you have to do for the day. So I see you later. Bye."
She smiles and waves her hoof at me.

I just smiled and got up and take my leave. I don't know what Rarity will have for me once I get there hopefully it's not too crazy...

Author's Note

Well that took me a while in editing here. I'm liking how this story is going so far. I know that I have Anon being a dick to Twilight but in a later chapter it will explain why he is like that to her.

I just want to thank you all for taking your time in read this. I'm doing my best to staying on track with story and I'm sorry if I screwed up a few thing here and there. No one is perfect.

Trust me this story starts out with one big chapter by seven thousand words but I broke it down to help myself by making it easier.

Once again I wanted to thank you all for taking your time for this story.

In till next time I'm eating your candy. lol