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                     Lightning Runnerr                     
                 -by THEACCOUNTISOFFLINE-                  
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                         Prologue                          
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Prologue
   Sup! My name is Lightning Runnerr, the best of the best pony! I was abandoned by my parents at birth. That doesn't stop me from being the coolest of cool! Here's the rest of my story.
As a mini runnerr, my parents died in a fire. I couldn't fly yet so there was no way out! Another Pegasus from Cloudsdale picked me right out of the fire! I watched the ashes burn as he flew me away. I wondered why I hadn't seen the sky before! I was asleep in minutes. I woke up on a very soft cloud! It was as soft as...er, MY BUTT!!! That's the ticket! The pony had teach me how to fly, talk, and even talk. Oh the boring learning of learning! That makes sense I think. Does it?
I grew-up with the, unknown pony all the way until I was a adult cult! I ran away after that. I just guessed i have to live on my own. And then he came home. Actually he was just shopping. Hmp. I guess I'm just immature. Doh well! I wasn't very bright ether.
So, now I live on my own. Just a big lifeless piece of junk. If I could, I would do the forever alone face.Wait a minute... awesomeness!
5 MINUTES LATER...
Doh god oh! It's like a fat sumo unicorn stabbed me in the eye! Doh god!
I've decided. I'm going to move away. It's so boring up here! I mean, who would won't to pee over at least 100ft in the air! So I'm flying to Earth! The best place of my childish life. Might as well sing the Doom song flying!
1 DOOM SONG LATER...
Doom, doom, doom, The End! Oh I'm here!
"Hmp. Ponyville they call it. Interesting..." I whispered as  I rubbed my chin.
And then a blue pony with a rainbow mane was watching me fly really fast through the tree. (on my opinion, she's attracted to me!!)
"The meeting of the ponies!" I thought. "Does that even make sense?!?" I continued to think not noticing the blue pony flying towards me.
   "Umm, you look new?!" The random blue pony said.
I then asked "What is your name blue thing?"
"Er, hello," she replied. " The best in Ponyville, Rainbow Dash!"
With a shrug Rainbow Dash flew and seemed to be getting other ponies. "Interesting," I thought. "Interesting...."
   Wait a minute! There are six others! And now, for crappy conversations to begin!