athors note; alcohol is the gretest frend of a man who drinks while righting fnaficsion. anyway this story im hoping that jellote poss on devantart on my side account hanson canter, because the mods will never realise its my! hahahahaha! 9-23-11
dicksauce of the three snakes
"oh oh oh" twilight screemed organically as rainbow dash shoved her hard cock into her tender areas. "oh my clestia, oh yes, keep going like that"
rainbow dash was on a serious roll. he had never been so at one with her gender all his life. being a tomgirl ever since she was old enough to notice he had a penis, rainbow's parents had dressed her in stile and told her he was a girl. pornouns have always ben a problem sinse then, but now he was absolutely shure thaty he, yes he, was a man. stallion. whatever. lol.
anyway so rainbow keept grinding as twilight flet the stimilation in her everies. her insides begins to twich really really fast, like so fast that if she went any faster it would have snapped, but it didnt because rainbow was a suden expert and new how to keep her jonson in control. even tho it it was still a virgin up to five minutes ago, it tickeled twiligh on the inside.
then the tear happened. this had never happened before, but it did not. rainbow's best frend penetrated her best frend so hard, but he thought that maybe that was suppose to happen, so he kept going harder. twilight felts a lump at the bak of her throght as if some knife was poking at her from the inside, but didnt resis the feeling. she opened her mouth and out pooped a blue happy. twilight thinks to herself "this is the first time ive ever been screwed and fattaled at the same time" and the started coming out her mouth.
she felt heras if thing couldnt pessible gety getter, she felt her buttcheeks get spread open by another big wide pice of horse. she turned her head, tring not to sprain rinbows penis, which kept growing until it was much wider than her entire b ody and probably as big as her hoof. it was big macinsisonns!
"gis bigintosh!" tiwlight said, "how could you be cheading on lma with apllllemdajkck with applejak?"
"assaltosh and i have an open ralationshop" said big machintoss "she knows that incessant is bad and doesnt less me scroos her without a tate sack (wich was slang for lether condom). she says i ned to see other people"
so now all three of twilighs holes were being pensatrate at the same time by only two otter ponis. t;his was hily effecant and probabyly a ponyland (sorry i forget the name of the country) record
"oh oh oh oh" twukight said "oh oh oh"
"shhh... tiwlight go back to sleep" said spike
tisilights i's opened both at the same time. she had been hamning another wet dream again. aww it felt so real too
"sorry spyke i guess i had been enjoying myself a bit much"
"its okay twilight" spike said and he rubed her head. she closed her eyes and hoped maybe she could dream about the same thing
spike loked at his mom and smiled. "she really is a great prent. i hope i grow up just like her" he laffed evilly and let his hands drop. his three dicks were ready to resoom there duties.
meanwile, in another dimension...
special funtime authiors note:
so okay guys, it turns out jellote wasnt happy with the story i wrote for him, so it looks like this week we're going for a double. thats right, i will be giving you all a second "story", this one is about john marston and his trusty steed, applejack. okay, taking my first shot now. i'll start wrting again once the alcohol sets in. wish me luck. 9-25-11
john marston was riding his horse throu the deserts of texas while he was doing that suddenyl his horse died, just like that. john marston was like "WHAT THE HELL" and he fell to the ground. he got up and saw ross, bad guy from the game, standing and laughing as he hostered his gun
"muhahahaha i have got you know john marston' said ross evily. "you thoght you could just walk away from yor past like that after all you did? well no thanks. i'm about to tkae you in." he cocked the gun really slowlike so that it made a click. john thoght about reaching for his gun but realized it was too late he braced for the worst
cr-cracked. john marston thoght her heard the bullet fly at him from the gun, but a second later he realized he was still alive and not with a bullet in his head like he thoght was it. he looked up and saw ross with his head kicked in lying over in a pool of blood. john couldnt beleeve his eyes. was he dead?
"well that wasnt very nice a yall" said a voice
"bonnie?" said marston loking around "issat you"
"nah" said the voice it was close
"abigale?"
"getting closer"
john marston scrached his head. "well sorry maam but i cant seem to be able to place your name off the top of my head"
"just a stranger passing by is all"
john started turning around to see who was talking. he saw no one. "what the sweet baby jesus?" he asked to no one in particlar
"who's that?"
john spun his head faster in sound direction. "nothing, just talking to myself. now if you dont mind stop playing mind games with me, were are you?"
"oh i get it" said the voice, bearly consealing lafter "look down here"
john marston looked down and saw a tiny little horse. reallty tiny actually, it was barely as tall as his waste. "hi?"
john nearly freaked out at the site of this horse that was talking to him. "who the heck are you?"
"just nobody" said the orange pony "all I noticed was some guy in a suit following you, and then he shot this guy ded" she knelt down and stroked the head of the horse
"well, i sure do preciate it miss..."
"smith" said the little horse "applejack smith"
"thank you, miss smith. is there anything i might be able to do to pay back such a noble dead?"
"yeah i was figuring since i dont get a whole lot of action out here, maybe i could suck you dick?"
john lagged and smiled "sorry miss, but im a married man. but i do know a fine fellar rathskeller who'd keep a lady like you plenty of company"
"sure, but actually i saw that guy kill your wife and son on the way hear, so i followed him."
john got sad. "well thats a crying shame"
applejack looked up "so can i get a quickie right now?"
and so she did, but since im not that big a sexual deveant im not actually going to right this scene. sorry jellote
the end
