***OLD***
To whom is reading this journal,
My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie. If you're reading this, Equestria has turned on the device, and I am stuck far away from home.

This story is cancelled due to lack of inspiration.

(I do not own the picture, but I do own the words on the picture! Hooray for MS Paint!) I also do not own Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Portal, or My Little Pony. Thanks!