The Inner Thoughts of an Angel
It's a fine day. Clear skies. I wouldn't mind being outside, if it was by myself. But there are in face two ponies eager to work and a lot more beasts around then I’d like. I have to put up with it for the day. I am a bunny of high standards. And why shouldn't I be? My fur is naturally fluffy and silky to the touch and I love to dine like the king I am. But I’m sure you all know I am fully deserving of what I get.
Today my attendant; Fluttershy, is cleaning a bunch of other animals with the assistance of the so called Princess of Friendship. Guess who got cleaned first today? That's right, me. I wasn't even dirty but Fluttershy is a nice pony; it makes her so easy to manipulate. After I was deemed sparkly clean and fluffed I dismissed her to clean the filthy from all the other 'beasts'.
I sat back and watched as they went to work. Cleaning and combing mud from fur; clipping claws; brushing teeth. They chit-chat occasionally, but they say nothing interesting. In fact the whole affair wasn't terribly interesting. Occasionally I'd send Fluttershy off to get me some arbitrary thing. A salad here, a magazine there. Gotta keep that one in line. Besides, why should I go hopping off to the mailbox to get the carrot weekly? It's her mailbox, she's the one that ordered the subscription. I don't make her do anything, just guide her in the right direction. Anyway, they spend quite some time cleaning all the other beasts up. As they finished up I had her, Fluttershy that is, give my tail another fluff. I wouldn't trust that Princess with the task, my tail is my greatest feature after all. And then it happened...
"Thanks for helping me get them so fresh and clean Twilight." She's always so grateful, shes grateful to get things for others just as much as she's grateful to have help herself. Thats why I'm so happy she has me. I get to help her remain happy by serving me. She couldn't ask for a better friend could she?
"No problem, happy to do it." Happy to do it she says, That Princess always has some other motive doesn't she.
"You probably can't wait to get back to your castle and take your own bath, hu?"
"Aren't there more animals that need cleaning?"
"I think you and I are the only ones left. And I can't wait to get the mud out of my mane."
And then she did it. That foul monster of a Princess. You won't believe it if even after I tell you. Even with your own eyes I doubt you could bring yourself to believe it had actually happened. She kicked me. She kicked me into the mud. Princess of friendship, my lucky foot! And then she had the nerve to say, with a smile on her face.
"Oh no, Angel got dirty. I better stay longer to give him a bath too." Got dirty? I was made dirty you cheap mare. Do you know who I am? I'm Angel bunny.
That Fluttershy. I know she saw it happen. She saw me get kicked by that Princess, and she did nothing. She just let her get away with it. I had to put up with that magical home wrecker giving me an unnecessary bath. She scrubbed me far to hard and got soap in my eyes. If you’re gonna get a bunny dirty just so you can pretend to clean them again you had better well do it properly.
"Thank you ever so much for staying to give Angel a bath too. But, um, I think he’s dry." You think Fluttershy? You think I'm dry? I already know what's going to happen before that stupid unicorn pulls the towel from my fur, I can feel the static under my skin.
-Poof- I am over fluffed. I feel ridiculous, I know I look it. It will take ages for my fur to settle back down.
"Goodness, it’s gotten late." No kidding. She’s been cleaning me for hours. This dying session alone has lasted thirty over minutes.
"You really didn't have to stay all day. Not that we don't appreciate it. Isn't that right?" Bitch, if I could talk right now. Do these eyes look like I appreciate anything she’s done? And you have been just as useless today.
"I for one am exhausted." -Yawn- "Plus I really need to rest up for that big pancake breakfast tomorrow." Oh, going to bring that up in front of me now. I was not invited to the event. Which I found rather inconsiderate.
"And I'm sure you have to get the castle ready."
"No. The castles, fine." I'm sure "But maybe I better see if Pinkie Pie needs help with the Pancakes." Ya, go play with the crazy one for a while, it's about time you leave. I follow Fluttershy and that horrible mare out. Ya, she’s definitely flying away for good this time. You know what. Screw both these ponies. I'm gonna eat all Fluttershy's oatmeal cookies, that should teach her a lesson for today. But that Princess needs something a bit more serious. I can’t take this occurrence of disrespect without hopping to action. I hop back inside and slam the door. -Bang-
Pulling out a small notebook from under the table by the door, I begin to write. I will have my revenge Princess of Friendship. I will have my revenge, Twilight Spar-
-Knock Knock- "Um, Angel?"
Not today Fluttershy. Better think twice before you mess with Angel Bunny. Twilight will no doubt feel my wrath; but first, those cookies.
