My Dearest Twilight.
I have seen you grow as my student and, as such, I have grown fond of you. Whenever you come to my castle, I always fell so happy, even in dark times. I would love it if you'd come to Canterlot to discuss if we want to take our relationship to the next level (if you know what i mean).
Love
Princess Celestial Tia Bella of the Equestrian Representative Monarchy Kingdom
xoxo
The monument Twilight read that letter, her heart stopped and her hands started to sweat. She couldn't tell if she was dreaming. "Her pansexul days are over.” She thought. "I'm going gay." Twilight jumped of her balcony and flew into the air to Canterlot, adrenalin pumping into her wings to make her go faster.
Twilight starts to talk to her self and said, "Were going to have so much fun! I can't wait to role play and play with some toys with her. Ohh! I can touch her feet, and hold her hands longer than when I try and sneak in a handshake. Just to touch her hands. Sweet princess Luna! Not just her hands and feet, but her melons and her sweet spot!!"
In no time, Twilight makes it to the castle. She rushes past the guards, going up the stairs into Celestia's room. Celestia was on her bed, as if she knew she was coming.
"Hello Twilight, glad you came." Celestia said with a smile.
"I wouldn't have missed it for the world."
"Come, sit next to me." Celestia says. Twilight hops on her bed next to her.
‘"Twilight, I want to you to be honest with me. Do you want to take our relationship to a higher pedestal than it is?"
"YES!!" Twilight screamed. "Celestia, ever since I have become a student of your’s, I've had the biggest crush on you. When all the fillies would gush over how hot Pony Osmond or Foun Cassity are, I would secretly Do the same to you." Twilight blushes as she has never told anyone that.
"Thank you twilight, It wasn't until I gave you your wings did I felt the same about you! But now that time has past and your older, I thought I would express my feelings towards you." Celestia gives twilight a hug. They cuddle for a few seconds.
"Anyway, now that our relationship is set, I have a surprise for you, Twilight, that I think you might like.”
"Okay." Twilight says with a giggle.
"Just wait! I'll go and get it!” Celestia walks into the other room.
Twilight adjusted her hair And lays down on the giant bed. She makes her boobs a little bit more revealing and puts on some lipstick. "Oh, the dream has become a reality!" Twilight thinks to herself.
"Okay! Are you ready for your surprise?" Celestia said in the other room .
"Yes!" Twilight yells.
"Okay, I'm coming out now!"
Twilight was expecting to see Celestia naked, or in a kinky outfit. But instead, she was fully clothed and holding a sleeping baby colt in her arms.
“Uhh.. Celestia what are doing with that colt?” Twilight starts worry that she was going to be charged as a sex offender.
"Ohh, he's our son silly. I paid Luna to get me a foal during her night duties. And she came back with this little cutie here." Celestia smiles and tickles the clots stomach. The colt wakes up, yaws and smiles at Celestia. She smiles back.
"Wait! So you Foalnapped him!"
"I wouldn't call It that! I call it 'give him a better home'. Twilight don't be shy, please do hold him." She hands her the colt. The colt giggles and snuggles close to Twilight.
"How come he's so calm?" Twilight says with confusion.
"I put a spell on him to make him think were his mothers." Celestia said with that sort of smile you make when you proud at your self for making something.
Twilight was creeped out by this. Though she was confused and a little scared she knew that her mentor was still human and loves sex. "This is all nice in all," twilight says. "But.."
“But what my dear?”
Twilight pauses. She was afraid of the embarrassment. But she new her mentor Would listen. ”When will we have sex?"
Celestia laughs and says, ”My dear Twilight we already have the child there is no need to do that process.”
"What do you mean?"
Celestia sat down next to Twilight and said. "Well I thought I would get the foal now instead of having to try and find a way to get one of us impregnated. It would make our next level easier and more romantic.’’
"So.. No Sex?" Twilight says worriedly.
"Of course not, why would we do that?"
“Because that's what usually happens when you take a relationship to the next level. ”
Celestia scoffs and says, ‘’That's just that new generation. Who are so fixated on intercourse that they don't understand the true point of it. Isn't that right my little sunshine?" She picks up that baby and makes goo goo eyes at him and makes baby noises. ‘’What's wrong with that?’’
"Everything! A love between two ponies is strong. They show it by being there for one another and caring for one another. And what's really romantic and shows how they show there love each other is by raising a pony
"Intercourse shouldn't be about just showing love for one another. That's were living together and giving hugs comes in. It should be about creating life.’’
"So you're not interested in it?"
"Not really, It sounds interesting, but I'd rather be a mother then anything else. What about you twilight?’’
"Yah, I'm interested in it!" Twilight yelled. "And I want to do it with you. Your the the second sexiest pony in Equestria. Twilight yelled. "Come on you'll love it."
"Twilight, I'm over a thousand years old, and as such, I have different beliefs on what it means to love some pony. I thought you would expect that considering you are my most faithful student. I can't love a pony who will only love me because of my body. And to think I was going to let you name our Child!"
'No! That's not what I meant! I like you more than just your body! I just want too.. "
"No point in defending your self, Twilight. You have lost my respect. You are still my faithful student and I still love you, but I will never think of you the same again after this.”
Celestia grasp the colt and shoots a laser at the colt. The colt goes from snuggling close to Twilight to screaming in her arms. Celestia picks him up and cuddles him tight. "It's all right. That crazy mare wont be your mother.” Celestia says while rocking him.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I'll go back to Ponyville now." Twilight says about to burst into tears.
"Twilight. Before you go, may you do a favor for me?"
"Whats that?"
"Could you give me Rarity’s mailing address?"
"Why?"
"I need to ask her a very important question."
Author's Note
New fanfic I'm ready for those Dislikes
Any way this is a kind of a parody on how horeny everyone is these days
This song goes perfectly with this fic
