Angle bunny overthrows the equestrian government

by Slslslfkfjgnngjf

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 1100

Angle bunny is fed up with stupid ponies and their stupid way of life. The only logical solution is to overthrow their government and kill them all right? Of course it is!

Angle bunny is fed up with stupid ponies and their stupid way of life. The only logical solution is to overthrow their government and kill them all right? Of course it is!

And with his newly acquired tank, that's just what he will do.

Cover art by…Me. I just photoshopped it together.

This will be updated alongside 'terriarian' (read blog post for more info:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-13 10:30:01 UTC

Chapter 1: the tank

Angel bunny swore in his own language as twilight tried to dry him off for the past hour. He felt as if half of his fur had been pulled out, and his face had been reduced to nothing.

"Uhh, I think he's dry now."

As the towel was lifted off, Angel's fur puffed out into all directions. He ignored the two worthless ponies talking, and just stood. He soon followed the pitiful beings outside, but before Fluttershy could come back in, he slammed the door in her face.

"Uhh Angel?"

He ignored her and hopped over to the dresser,'The secret knock.' He tapped the ground once. Instantly, the floor beneath him dissipated, and he fell into the tubes below.

He knew that the only way he could accomplish what he was planning, was to get some supplies. He knew that he could get it from the I.D.S.G.C (Inter dimensional supplies for good causes). They had stockpiles of weapons, and this was a good cause.

Angel landed in front of a large computer screen,"I wish for an audience with the I.D.S.G.C."

The voice from behind the screen replied,"For what reason?"

"I wish to over throw and execute every pony on this planet."

The computer paused,"the I.D.S.G.C. Will speak with you."

Five holograms of shadows appeared before him, the first one spoke,"We have been informed you wish to end every equine life on this planet, why should we supply you with anything for such a task?"

"Their presence is tourcher, their appearance is a disgrace! Their government is ruled by four corrupt dictators! All those who do not conform to their way are turned to stone or sentenced to eternity in hell!

"Search time records, dimension 912:013472:04:equestira."

"See, the dimension is even called "equestira."

"Searching time records 912:013472:04, common name: equestira." The almost human voice rang out.

The third shadow spoke,"Yes, this appears true, it has happened several times over the course of this world's history."

"Yes, but there may be a problem with a hostile takeover." The fourth shadow showed a picture of the elements of harmony."

"We will supply you with one object, but nothing major. We do not wish to disrupt this timeline too much, but something must be done."

"We will give you a weapon from dimension 915:1:07892:01:3 (earth), it's not much, but we do not want an easy victory, that would be too much interference." The fith deep voice told him.

"We will assemble one at he follows coordinates:" the screen showed the position D:912 S:013472 SS:49 P:4 C:109-672-189

Angle bunny examined the numbers,'First one is dimension, second one is sector, third one is system, fourth one is planet and the fith part is coordinates." Angle bunny was sweating from that much thinking.

"Computer, take me to 912:013472:49:3:109-137-189" He inhaled deeply after saying the entire dimension coordinates, one number wrong and he could have ended up in another plane of reality!

He exploded into dust and re-materialized back in Fluttershy's house. He quickly hopped over to the cabinet with the maps. He examined it carefully until he found the place where his weapon would be located. The everfree Forrest!

"Angle, why are you looking at the maps?"

Thinking quickly, he pointed at a restaurant on the map.

"Ok, I'll go get some food for you." She walked into the kitchen.

Grabbing the map, Angle ran out the door, without bothering to hear what Fluttershy had to say.

'The other animals may have bent to her lies, but I never will.' He thought as he continued hopping, exited for what could lie ahead.

When he reached the edge of the Forrest, he looked nervously inside. Seeing no monsters, he continued down the path. As he went deeper into the Forrest, he neared to the point on the map. Twigs snapped and branches creaked as he hopped through the haunted Forrest.

After a few minutes, he smelled something awful. He wasen't allowed away from Fluttershy's cottage much, but he knew what the smell meant. Timberwolves! He started running faster as now three of them chased him. They let out ferocious roars as they jumped towards him! The rabbit ducked and the wolves passed over him.

When he stood up he noticed something to his left,'It must be the weapon!' He heard the roar again and hopped into the open top, shutting it behind him. There were continently placed instructions on the dashboard.

He read it quicker than a rabbit, and he would know, and soon he understood how to use the machine gun.

The Timberwolves pounced on the tank, but one was ripped to shreds but the bullets the erupted from the barrel of the gun. The next was struck down by a swing from the turret, and the last ran away in fear.

Angle began to drive the tank towards Ponyville, trees were knocked over and rocks crushed. As he approached the town, ponies looked and pointed while murmuring amount themselvs.

Angle aimed the machine gun in the direction of the town. Ponies screamed and ran as the bullets rained upon their town.

Angle reached for the lever to turn the large turret. He aimed it directly at Twilights castle.

Twilight and her friends walked through the door, after the party cannon went off they laughed. A fiery explosion sent them all flying back into the throne room.

Angle drove into the town, smashing through houses and shops as well as running ponies over. They all screamed and continued to run, knocking carts over and tripping. He drove towards the mayors office and aimed the barrel. He shot another explosive shell into it, and it burst into flames! He drove through the walls of sugercube corner, and then stopped to use the machine gun some more.

"My mission has begun!"

Meanwhile, The I.D.S.G.C council discussed the supply of the tank to Angel,"Perhaps was it a bad idea for us to give him that tank?"

"He has done us services in the past."

"Yes, that is true."

"But there is another world that may be...concerning."

"Yes it could be, which is why we should not have interfered, and conducted that expirement in the first place."

"Perhaps we should just leave that dimension alone, completely."

"Yes I think so, we will no longer have anything to do with 2388:013472:49:3."

"But that also has much to do with dimension 2389, that is where he came from."

"A person and their 'place of residence' crossing dimensions, it seems...far fetched."

"But it happened, we should keep an eye on that 2388:013472:49:4, it could prove interesting."

"Yes it could."