Curse of Pinkamena diane pie

by Spider

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Human, Sad
Length: 1514

What happens when a man that finds a crippled and fataly injured pony that stabs him in the back by turning him into Pinkamena? Go crazy of course.

A man named Jake lives in a normal home with a normal life. Pinky just happens to stop by bleeding and crippled but this man isn't a brony and doesn't know of her. After getting her inside she just got a little trick up her sleeve to keep herself alive but she has to take someone else with her. Who was the only one their? The easily over issued sad guy named Jake.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-13 02:17:35 UTC

2-Welcome to Crazyville

“Pinky. Equus to Pinky. Are you there” A famous flyer with a rainbow mane said as she was standing over her collapsed friend. “Come on get up. Why were you sitting here with these rocks and stuff in birthday hats anyway?”

“You better wake the hell up or I’m going to make you, bitch!” A strange voice said from nowhere but the creepiness in it got him up real quick.

“What the hell. I’m up.” Jake said but was too clouded in his mind to know any differences. Jake looked up but what he saw confused him. “Where am I? Who are you?”

“Pinky, how do you not remember me. I’m the element of loyalty. I’m Rainbow Dash.” Said Rainbow as she looked worriedly at Jake. “We need to go see Twilight”.

With that, Rainbow grabbed Jakes hoof and flew out the window to go catch twilight. While this was happening, Jake’s mind was elsewhere.

“How are you liking things, ape?” The voice says to Jake.

“What’s happening? Who are you? How did I get here? What happened to the first talking pony?” Jake shot out these questions to the voice, which laughed in response.

“Get used to it. You and me are stuck here. I was always stuck here though. You are in equestrian and the real pinky pie used you to remove me so she could die peacefully. Though it seems that time has reverted back before our disaster. Might as well recreate it. My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, you’re at my service.” The voice laughed after her explanation and joke.

“Holy motherfucking piece of shit. Get me out of here. Why did it have to be me? Can I just go home?” I said aloud as I got really worried.

“Pinky, you just cursed! What do you mean? Who were you talking to?” Rainbow asked concerned but reached the library to finally see Twilight. But how did she enter? Definitely wasn’t through the door, much harder and bustable. ”Twilight, we need your help quick. This isn’t normal.” Rainbow yelled. The response to this was a passed out baby dragon and a purple flash of a teleportation spell as Twilight appeared right in front of rainbow.

“What is it?” Twilight yelled.

“Something is wrong with Pinky” Rainbow said as she dropped Jack on his back.

“Can someone please tell me why I am a horse” Jack said as he looked down at himself. “And also a girl?!”

“Oh Celestia! What happened to Pinky Pie? She didn’t even come to her birthday party. Fix her Twilight!” Rainbow whined as her patience grew thin.

“Why do you come to me if anything weird or bad happens? Well let’s see. Rainbow I need to take Pinky upstairs. Stay here.” With that final word, she grabbed Jake and teleported upstairs. This was a bad idea because right when they did, Jake threw up. Twilight just cleaned it up and sat on the bed and pulled out a notepad ready to write down notes.

“I’m going to ask a few questions OK?” Twilight said to the sad pony. “Ok” was the reply that sounded more like Flutteryshy’s whisper.

“First, why are you sad?” Twilight asked.

“I was turned into a horse and now I’m a girl.”

“You are a pony, and you were always a girl.”

“No I wasn’t. I was also a human. Some pink pony showed up on my doorstep and she looked like she was about to die. She did something to me. This, to me.” Twilight just looked at Jake like she was crazy.

“Well that was weird. You are making this up. Is it because we didn’t show up to Gummy’s party? We already told you, it’s so we could make your birthday party.”

“What ever, don’t believe me. It’s not like it’s fixable anyway. The other pony died by now. Sorry to take your time Ms. Twilight.”

With that over Jake got up but stumbled and tripped trying to leave but eventually got the hang of it and did leave but was sad the entire time. When Jake left the tree-house-library she stopped not knowing where to go so she just layed down where she stood and cried herself to sleep.

“Where am I” said Jack as he was in his human body.

“You’re with me,” Said a pink pony with her hair going to the ground and not pulled up.

“And me.” A random pony suddenly came from nowhere. It was a white Pegasus with a yellow mane that glared at the other pony. “I’m back and I really don’t like you miss meanie pants. I’m also now a Pegasus. Jack, I’m so sorry I had to do that but I was about to die and we needed a host or we would be gone forever.”

“I don’t disserve this. Why me? Why not one of my annoying neighbors?” Jack screamed at them which only caused the white one to flinch but made the pink one smile harder. “I hate you. You ruined my life!” The blackness in the dream started to crack as the waking world was coming.

First Person

“Pinky, get up. Come on Pinky, get up. We need to get you home, as long if it’s okay with you.” I heard a soft voice say.

“That was a weird dream. At least I’m not a pony anymore.” I said aloud as I slowly open my eyes, which was encrusted shut, but what I saw made me tear up again. “Why does this happen to me.”

“Oh my! It’s okay Pinky. It’s going to be okay.” The yellow Pegasus said as she hugged me. The hug was comforting. The bad part was all the people around us looking at me with such pity and sadness that my tears just released into the chest of the mare hugging me.

“Why does this happen to meeeeeeee!” I cried as my feelings were released and I was happy to have someone to care for me. Even if it was a pony.

1-Prolouge

*Knock, Knock, Knock*

“Shut the hell up I’m coming” Jake said as he got out off bed to a loud knocking noise coming from his door. You see, Jake here lives in a suburban neighborhood. His neighbors are annoying as hell with all their kindness. Jake loves being alone but likes nice houses. One or the other. He had picked this house that is only 1 story but is large enough for his needs and a bit of room to spare.

“Holy fuck. It’s like 3 in the morning. Can’t these neighbors wait for this crap.” He mumbled to himself as he glared at the alarm clock. Jake is a 6’2 tall-ish guy in his early 20’s and likes to keep his hair short. His skin color is mixed and weighs about 125 and is skinny if you needed to paint a picture.

Jake grabbed his soul eater shirt and put it on and nothing else because he sleeps in all his clothes but his shirt most of the time. He sluggishly dragged himself over to the door his mind got unclouded by a scream.

*insert scream here* “Help me! Please open the door or I might die!” A girl screamed. This got Jake to run over to the door as quickly as possible and when he opened it, it was a scary sight. It was a pink pony covered in blood and it even looked like it broke one of its legs. It was so mangled you could see the bone. Also saddening was the pony was crying and was whispering.

“Sir, Sir. Please help me.” She half-cried and half-whispered. It was loud enough for Jake to hear her.

“I’ll help you. Don’t worry.” He agreed and picked her up and much to his surprised only got a slight grunt from her. He carried this mysterious pony back into his house and put her on the couch in his front room. He hurried and grabbed some anti-bacterial stuff from the bathroom and a towel.  He brought the items to her but only got a hoof signaling him to stop.

“Please no. I just need you to come here.” She said as he moved closer to her as he dropped his things on the ground. ”Closer please. Even closer, I got to tell you something.”

He got so close that he was nearly kissing her but the weirdest thing happened. She started chanting in a different language. Her eyes glowed red and Jake’s turned blue as they were paralyzed so the spell could finish it’s work It started as a mist coming from the pink one’s eyes and mouth. It blew over to Jake’s face orifices and went in as a large light flare glowed. This ended with darkness as Jake disappeared and only left the pink one laughing.

“She’s gone. She’s finally gone. Now I can rest in peace and be reborn.” With this the pink pony fell apart into glowing dust as her body was not meant to be in this world.