6 adventurers and a dire wolf accept a contract to basicallylly, do what adventurers do. The leader, Dai Bai Mai BloodLust and his warwolf Skiá are sent to Equestria for three weeks then a week at home to convince his friends to join him in Equestria. How will he cope, what is it he has to do with the peace that has evaded them his whole life. How will the inhabitants of a peaceful country react to a heavily armed and highly trained assassin? Why does Dai always give his victims peace before they die? What is true harmony? Is it the overly peaceful state that Equestia typically enjoys, or is it decades long wars with orcs, dwarfs, and elves? Not to mention having the worlds largest military next to your home. Note, because I want this to be like a memoir, it'll take a while to get to equestia, but I'll drop the memoir style once we get to Equestia. please be patient and PTMD.