What happens when you drink milk
Author's note: So my friend decided to write a story about me...this is what happened after 20 minutes...enjoy...
This day would be like no other. Phxntxm did not know it yet but today he would meet Vinyl. The day was or
is a quiet Wednesday midsummer. Phxntxm was fed up with Sam being a bitch on plug.dj, and went to read
astory about his favorite pony Vinyl "Mother Fucking" Scratch. He'd amassed a large collection of fanfics
all having to do with Vinyl and her various adventures. He would give anything to join her in one. It was
about time for Phxntxm to go to bed but he just couldn't stop reading. Everything in Vinyl's world was better.
How everyone got along and there never seemed to be a bad time. Phxntxm half asleep suddenly shouted,
"My life's goal is to join Vinyl in Equestria!". He soon realized how stupid he was acting and kept reading.
Life on his farm was boring but at least he had the internet and ponies. He finished his story at 5am and
got up to go to bed. But first he wanted some milk. Because he is bad ass like that. By a mistake he
flipped the table while getting up revealing something underneath it. He picked it up carefully and
turned it around. It was a picture of Vinyl. He wiped the dust off and Vinyl jumped out, knocking him
upside the head by a mistake. He woke up a hour later to Vinyl slapping him. He went to the couch, sat
down and stared at Vinyl. This couldn’t really be happening could it? Vinyl looked back at Phxntxm staring
and asked what was wrong with him. Phxntxm couldn’t believe his eyes! But he had to stop staring so asked,
"I'd like to know how you got here? Or what is going on? Or if this is real?". Vinyl laughed and said she'd
like to answer him but what fun would that be. She grabbed him by the hand and dragged Phxntxm over in
to the picture. Phxntxm was now in Equestria! Everything was colorful and happy! He wanted so badly to
take a picture but he hadn't brought his camera. He knew no one would believe him but he didn’t care.
A while passed with him just standing there and finally Vinyl dragged him along. Phxntxm stopped her after a
minute and asked if ponies like Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack would be here. She told him to wait
just second and he would find out. But first warning him to avoid Lyra who was obsessed with him.
"Sit down!", Lyra exclaimed, "You look like you are going to have a heart attack!". Well she was kinda
right about that. Phxntxm's wildest dreams had come true. He wasn't going to show his love for Vinyl.
There would be a time and place for that. He didn't want anything to mess up the best night ever.
"I'll tell you what Phxntxm .", Vinyl started," I’ll introduce you to the others if you promise not to ever
tell them I brought you here. I've be watching you for a while but it's against the rules for us to talk to
you. The whole fourth wall business. You know the drill." While walking towards town Phxntxm asked,
"How did you get me here?". Vinyl sighed and told him playfully he was too dumb to understand.
"I take offense to that you know!", Phxntxm stated. Vinyl laughed and jokingly pushed him. They
became quick friends just as Phxntxm hoped and he wanted to stay here forever. Vinyl mention that
the princess has to see him first for some reason. Apparently Equestria need some kinda of royal
prince to marry the princess and the prince had to be human. Phxntxm realized he was in some kind
of trap. He looked hopefully at Vinyl but she shied away. Phxntxm didn’t want the princess. It was
a childish thing to do. But Phxntxm started crying. He said how he wanted Vinyl and left his home
town with her hoping that he could spend his life with her. The princess would have none of this and
called the royal guard to execute him. It was now Phxntxm wished he was back in his small town called
Bel-air.
Now read every word on the left side from top-bottom ;)
What happens when you drink milk
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